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Bill DeForest

@simulatedduck.bsky.social
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i have no pronouns pleaae do not refer to me love your pets, youre all they have mdni over 30, nearly 40

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Emily - EmmiKitty @x-emmikitty-x.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💜YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE SCOOTIE PEETS OF GOOD LUCK💜 Quinn, my partially paralyzed cat, has decided to bless you all with her glorious peets of good luck. ‼️SHARE TO SPREAD THE SCOOTIE PEETS OF GOOD LUCK‼️ #cat #cats #toebeans #peets #goodluck #specialneedscat #tailpullinjury
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What beautiful creatures we have found in the bog! What lovely songs they sing." A painting I did for the folk horror TTRPG "The Woods at Blight's Hollow" I co-created with Oli Jeffery, now available for pre-order 🧜‍♀️
Two gaunt, feminine humanoid creatures with luminescent skin and mermaid tails, each sporting 6 glowing eyes in alien looking heads. They sit in repose in a pond with glowing, shimmering water, in the woods at night. In the distance you can see a light in the window of a lone wooden cabin.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two bunnies, one brown and one black sit side by side on a green and white blanket.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A brown and white bunny peers at a glowing laptop in a dark room.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now theonion.com/pga-announces-golf-wil…
PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm never going to "jump on a call" unless you are inviting me to a meet and greet with your cat. I may, begrudgingly, shamble towards the call. Slump wearily into the call, perhaps.
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Mira🌺 @deepgreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Secrets in the Water...🌺 #BeachLife
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills theonion.com/financial-advisors-rec…
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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North Side Pat @northsidepat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did I have a piece of cheesecake for lunch? Yes. Am I following that with a piece of cheesecake for dessert? Also yes. My body is a temple.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you wake up on a Monday morning but you remember that you're a cat and you don't have to go to work.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat snoozing on her soft white blankets.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: The EPA is eliminating a rule that limits planet-warming pollution from coal and gas-fired power plants.
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EPA is set to eliminate rule that limits planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants
The Environmental Protection Agency is repealing rules that limit planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants fueled by coal and natural gas, an action the agency said would remove more than $300 billion in costs for the industry and help “unleash” American energy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes theonion.com/god-horrified-to-find-…
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Cocker Spaniel named Gesta has a rare form of narcolepsy, which manifests itself in an unusual way: if he experiences too much emotion, he immediately falls asleep.😍
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks, Rita's
photo of a street sign for "Rita's ice • custard • happiness." Below the main logo, the changeable letter board reads: "DIETING IS HARD" on one line and "GIVE UP" on the line below it.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A tan bunny sits outside next to a white and yellow daisy in green grass.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An estimated 460,000 children are reported missing in the United States each year. Flock camera's found none of them . Priorities are fucked up .
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ʚEllexMayɞ 🩷 @ellexmay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever i see someone say that they are forcing their cat to be vegan because they are it really IRKS me. I know so many vegans with cats who don't force veganism on them. They are obligate carnivores.
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alien we found in our backyard
catra
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★ 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 ★ @softbutdangerous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Having black cats means you will inevitably talk to a pile of dark clothes on the floor.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/09/2026
MAHA = Measles Are Here Again
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.
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David Bez Artist @davidbezartist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
3123 City Deconstruction (136) acrylic and oil on paper 22x16 inches. You can see more of my work here www.instagram.com/davidbezarti... #Art #Painting #City #Architecture #Urban
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mRNA vaccines vs cancer success —melanoma (Phase 3, RCT, definitive, announced today) —triple negative breast cancer —pancreatic cancer —non-small cell lung cancer —glioblastoma
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
for some r3ason i thought yesterday was wednesday. im glad i was wrong, i might be able to actually watch dynamite for the first time in a while
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A black and white bunny sits outside on green grass, looking to the side.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When you come home smelling like another dog . 😍
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My painting GREAT PLAINS STORM
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it costs $0.00 USD to not be a lying and cheating asshole but i can throw a rock and probably hit a woman whos garbage ass dude is actively tryin to bone with some other lady he saw on twitter or something and when he gets caught hes gonna blame her when it was all shit he actively chose to do
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Michael Olesen @molesen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is how dumb they sound to an epidemiologist.
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Jellytim24 @jellytim24.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#sunrise #ocean #beach #clouds #sun
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
do i really want to take the time and spend tue money to learn lockpicling or have i just been binge watching lockpicking lawyer videos for several days
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Eliyora @eliyora.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have never pulled out my camera so fast in my life! #lunaplz
My cat Luna, snuggled up in a comfy blanket.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if the dog comes to you for pets, you must pet. It does not matter what you are doing. This is the Law of Dog
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this shit is exhausting
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Another Day Another Food Recall
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Personal Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs. PT: no, fitness goals. Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A black and brown bunny sits on straw inside a wooden enclosure.
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This food recall in America has exposed that whether you’re buying food at Kroger or Whole Foods, they use the same suppliers but the pricing varies widely for the exact same food Whole Foods and Trader Joe are scamming y’all
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Crystal Fleming is on sabbatical @alwaystheself.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
HOW IS HE REAL
Cute brown and white dog smiling
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 10/08/2026
The Copernicus Climate Change Service says historically low rainfall has worsened the situation in several countries.
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June and July hottest on record in Western Europe, monitor says
The Copernicus Climate Change Service says historically low rainfall has worsened the situation in several countries.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
LOGGING ON!
A pastry case-the sign says “Handmade Scorn ¥220”. I’m servin’ Hot Fruit.
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