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Bill DeForest

@simulatedduck.bsky.social
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i have no pronouns pleaae do not refer to me love your pets, youre all they have mdni over 30, nearly 40

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Emily - EmmiKitty @x-emmikitty-x.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💜YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE SCOOTIE PEETS OF GOOD LUCK💜 Quinn, my partially paralyzed cat, has decided to bless you all with her glorious peets of good luck. ‼️SHARE TO SPREAD THE SCOOTIE PEETS OF GOOD LUCK‼️ #cat #cats #toebeans #peets #goodluck #specialneedscat #tailpullinjury
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What beautiful creatures we have found in the bog! What lovely songs they sing." A painting I did for the folk horror TTRPG "The Woods at Blight's Hollow" I co-created with Oli Jeffery, now available for pre-order 🧜‍♀️
Two gaunt, feminine humanoid creatures with luminescent skin and mermaid tails, each sporting 6 glowing eyes in alien looking heads. They sit in repose in a pond with glowing, shimmering water, in the woods at night. In the distance you can see a light in the window of a lone wooden cabin.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two bunnies, one brown and one black sit side by side on a green and white blanket.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A brown and white bunny peers at a glowing laptop in a dark room.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now theonion.com/pga-announces-golf-wil…
PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm never going to "jump on a call" unless you are inviting me to a meet and greet with your cat. I may, begrudgingly, shamble towards the call. Slump wearily into the call, perhaps.
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Mira🌺 @deepgreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Secrets in the Water...🌺 #BeachLife
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
obv you look fantastic, but is that a tattoo on yr finger? i dont know if ive seen a clean shot of your hand, and im always incredibly nosy about tattoos lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills theonion.com/financial-advisors-rec…
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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North Side Pat @northsidepat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did I have a piece of cheesecake for lunch? Yes. Am I following that with a piece of cheesecake for dessert? Also yes. My body is a temple.
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
im embarrassed and amused to admit rhat i didnt know ur name was "salad arson" until @prettyprincess96.bsky.social posted about ur birthday on threads. my ass looked at ur name and thougjt some kinda shit like "sal adarson" was what you were doing also ur both totally adorable, but u knew that
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you wake up on a Monday morning but you remember that you're a cat and you don't have to go to work.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat snoozing on her soft white blankets.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: The EPA is eliminating a rule that limits planet-warming pollution from coal and gas-fired power plants.
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EPA is set to eliminate rule that limits planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants
The Environmental Protection Agency is repealing rules that limit planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants fueled by coal and natural gas, an action the agency said would remove more than $300 billion in costs for the industry and help “unleash” American energy.
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh, welcome back! hope things have been well during your vacation from here
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes theonion.com/god-horrified-to-find-…
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just as god intended
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Cocker Spaniel named Gesta has a rare form of narcolepsy, which manifests itself in an unusual way: if he experiences too much emotion, he immediately falls asleep.😍
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh absolutely. love to see it.
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i love that clown makeup. its so good. i rly like the placement of that heart too. making it blue? also great. draws attention to ur eye. love it
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks, Rita's
photo of a street sign for "Rita's ice • custard • happiness." Below the main logo, the changeable letter board reads: "DIETING IS HARD" on one line and "GIVE UP" on the line below it.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A tan bunny sits outside next to a white and yellow daisy in green grass.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An estimated 460,000 children are reported missing in the United States each year. Flock camera's found none of them . Priorities are fucked up .
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ʚEllexMayɞ 🩷 @ellexmay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever i see someone say that they are forcing their cat to be vegan because they are it really IRKS me. I know so many vegans with cats who don't force veganism on them. They are obligate carnivores.
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i almost considered replying with some goofy innuendo, but im way too ace. but now im wondering if theres a market for Juicing™️ lmao it sounds silly as hell. but someone could lean into that obv not telling you how to run your stuff. im not that kinda asshole. just an autism/adhd brain tangent lol
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alien we found in our backyard
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oh my god when i scrolled by this earlier today i thought it was a goddamn juice press lmaoo i wasnt gonna kinkshame or anything but it did seem a little unusual
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you gotta have an even number of cats thosr are the rules, sorry. you gotta do it
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★ 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 ★ @softbutdangerous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Having black cats means you will inevitably talk to a pile of dark clothes on the floor.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/09/2026
MAHA = Measles Are Here Again
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
true lol hell i feel like i saw you say it at least a dozen times before i finally decided to follow you on here. the blatant disrespect is absolutely ridiculous although your current media tab still has a nice reminder of threads drama with some genuinely pretty entertaining pictures lolll.
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
honestly? hell yeah. how many times do you have to say something before people get the hint
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.
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David Bez Artist @davidbezartist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
3123 City Deconstruction (136) acrylic and oil on paper 22x16 inches. You can see more of my work here www.instagram.com/davidbezarti... #Art #Painting #City #Architecture #Urban
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i have yet to see an instance of ai food that doesnt look like some kind of eldritchburger with non-euclidean fries
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mRNA vaccines vs cancer success —melanoma (Phase 3, RCT, definitive, announced today) —triple negative breast cancer —pancreatic cancer —non-small cell lung cancer —glioblastoma
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
oh dear that cat is absolutely adorable i mean just look at those paws and that face omg
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
oh thanks, i appreciate the info!
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
for some r3ason i thought yesterday was wednesday. im glad i was wrong, i might be able to actually watch dynamite for the first time in a while
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
cats really do find all kinds of ways to simultaneously love and try to kill you theyre the best lol
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Bill DeForest @simulatedduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i say do it. get like two or three, really. just dive head-first right into The Orange
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A black and white bunny sits outside on green grass, looking to the side.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When you come home smelling like another dog . 😍
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My painting GREAT PLAINS STORM
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