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@yuriwizard.bsky.social
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 2h
not to be tmi but before i started patreon i had a huge breakdown n on the verge of having a burnout bc i was so broke n couldnt afford to draw things for myself even tho i desperately tried to fit every moment of my free time to draw sambianca bc they were the only things tht kept my flame going
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 3h
i love redserena but i feel like hot garbage each time someone asks me if im gonna draw them again bc i love them n i feel super guilty for not having drawn them for a while but sambianca is filling a specific itch i have right now that i just rlly need to scratch
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 4h
spent only 19 bucks on a huge bag of produce meant for two weeks ❤️‍🔥
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 7h
made a mistake of reinstalling instagram cuz now im spending random minutes watching cooking reels of food i will never make
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 9h
saying “i thought id fit more fibres into our meals” to my gf this morning made me feel old omg….
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 9h
each time i go crazy with texturing my artwork i think back on that one illustration prof i had who told me to not do that bc it makes my art look “dirty” and his artstyle is literally the corpo magazine style so i was like i guess ill fail
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 9h
sofia is finally recruitable
cat shaking
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
holy shiiiiit did NOT expect for Olympia and Buccar’s A support scene to hit like a truck…. gf and i crode and then Olympia’s voice acting was so good what the fuck
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 21h
made ribs with sweet liempo flavours 🤤
plate of ribs and veggiesribs
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that time of year when i immensely crave to make pho from scratch
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
produce market day❤️‍🔥
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry for postijg about shitting so much this is why i have a personal account 🤐
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me after shitting really good: a performance to charm even the divine
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
our apartment has no water for today bc theyre fixing stuff but i have to shitttttttt omg 🪦🕊️
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SOOOOOO sleepy…..
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sofia fire emblem makes me think of Sam….. and gf said that if Sam was drawn in an anime style she’d have her droopy facial features🤭
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still thinking about Fear the Spotlight…. i cant believe how much of a lesbian gem that was
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is literally almost every other male character’s personality in this fire emblem the same omg….. okayyyy we get it womanizer #500 3houses was not at all like this omg
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gf been deep into fire emblem but would eye me now n then to tell me she needs valheim 😈
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tmi but working on my sambianca comic genuinely makes me so horny omg my head is spinning drawing this literally with my pussy
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a grandma with a crazy ahegao shirt……..
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went to a witchy market with friends yesterday and had people compliment my hair ❤️‍🔥
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my goal one day is to be rich enough that gf and i can buy a HOUSE and he can quit his job so we can hang out all day
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AHAHSHSHSHSAA
love is love drawing on the pizza box
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thankfully patreon lets u edit posts bc i accidentally put grill marks on Bianca’s CLIT from accidentally messing up my texturing layers but she is fixed now… back to raw clit
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
somebody keeps referring to bianca as an animal over and over again im going to shove animal manure down your throat
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tmi for a sec... sometimes i get so excited by something (about to finish a big piece of artwork or whatever) my stomach gets queasy n i have this great desire to take a fat shit
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
showed up at my gf’s work cuz i had to drop some stuff off so we went on a little date for lunch😳
corn ballspad thai and general tao
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my mysterious source of income being people who seem to rlly like sam and bianca too 😳
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Ventilador no 3™ ≛≣ @fannvevo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sooooo out of it, i meant to take an advil but i accidentally ate catras treat n perished
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this man who works a 9-5
catra under blanket
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i made like 2 posts about fire emblem n now my algorithm is filled with it and people with bad taste i dont want this!!!!! only want ppls ocs on my timeline!!!!!!!!!
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Kat ☆ Comm open @katneko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
レダオリ / LedaPia temple gfs #fefw #fireemblem #art
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
omg lmaoooooo heartsteel looks like garbage…. shouldnt have existed the first place🤩
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have so much to do today but my period is kicking my ASS
cat snotting
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
okay so sirroco the type to not take no for an answer…. hate this man so bad, and also i dont understand why half the men’s personality in this game is just womanizer omgggggg get well soon
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i misclicked and accidentally followed somebody on tumblr n they immediately sent an ask asking why i would follow n so i was like oops sry mistake and unfollowed but they kept messaging me so i got curious and
I'm a Very devoted Christian woman who believes in the bible over all else, and I'm adopting a new aesthetic I call Whimsical Spite!
What I believe: Jesus died on the cross for your sins, Mormonism is a cult, LGBTQ+ is a sin, Evey human being sins and needs to be saved by calling upon Jesus
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stupid idiot was texting n almost hit me with his TRUCK i hope u roll in a ditch and die❤️
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
look at these big girls
fat af blueberrys
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
slept in a little bit and gf tried to wake me up by rolling ontop of me unfortunately that just made me cozier
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ouu…. stomach ache from eating so much cream
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
time passes by so fast when u are locked in
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gf has this childhood dish their mom made them and they call it cat vomit so naturally i regret my attempts to search up recipes for this 🤭
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i always forget its freaking CRAZY at the produce market on sundays…… fighting for my life against everyones grandmas
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh my god olympia’s voice and attitude is tickling my 😶
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gf has to play a godawful game for extra work hours so im supporting her by playing an equally shitty game next to her (league)
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fortunes weave spoilers that stupid bard thats latched onto leda’s party is so annoying….. hate womanizer male characters so bad. and a bard too ontop of it, couldnt have been more typical☹️ i love the kid n how much she bashes him for being a pervert
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im on such a tight self imposed deadline to finish the comic before xmas i need to have the pages queued up n organized then bc i will be so busy
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yeah
quebec text with weird characters
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