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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 05/10/2026

Reading books is great because each night you can check in on your little characters without the risk of seeing a distasteful political meme or 300 advertisements for things you do not need

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This is insanity. I got my ballot in the mail. There are 61 choices for governor of California. WTF

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Holy shit. That halftime show was so so so very Puerto Rican. I’m overwhelmed with pride and emotion. 😭 So many memories of my childhood. That was amazing. Wepa!!! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

We are entering a new phase of our slide into fascism.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

They literally pay me to make fun of them. I take their money and make them feel small… and they always come back for more. 😁

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Buying both a Mexican and Canadian flag so I'm prepared to greet either country's troops as liberators. Chill either way

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

To be fair, I am a professional potty mouth.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

SPOILER: Socialism won.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

This was us at the vet AGAIN, getting her splint put back on for the FIFTH time. She manages to get it off every time I’m in another room. With or without a cone on. #Caturday

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I’m not sure if my barista was being super encouraging or she wanted me to gag on my coffee. 🤷🏻‍♀️

A Starbucks coffee with writing on the side, which I think was meant to say “yay!”, but kind of looks like it says “gag!”

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Emergency vet situation. They want 700 freaking dollars for an x-ray. WTF.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Watching Antiques Roadshow: The Gen X years. Not quite sure how I feel about them discussing “antiques” from when I was in high school.

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

This is true.

A post from Dan Rather (@DanRather):

The reality is we have a
sharp partisan divide in this
country. And that divide is
largely over reality.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

why do they call them children, they have like zero chill

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

10 minutes into my coffee fueled cleaning spree, my vacuum cleaner belt broke. Derailed the whole thing. What should I binge watch instead?

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I just took two Tylenol because I’m a fucking rebel.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2025

I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice I would like to file several complaints

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/09/2025

HISTORY IS ABOUT TO REPEAT, IF WE DON’T ACT… Watch, share, then call your senators. Tell them to include fixing Vieques, Puerto Rico, and delivering the relief people there desperately need ☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 Say: “Add the Vieques Recovery and Redevelopment Act to the NDAA.”

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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I can

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett. They need that kind of fire.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I already got a flyer in the mail today saying to vote no on redistricting in California. They’re gonna throw a ton of money at this. What a shit show.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Cooking dinner on the grill at 3:30 AM. I wonder if my neighbors are all dreaming about being at a barbecue right now.

Chicken skewers and vegetables in a grilling basket on the grill.d

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The boyfriend bots are out in full force this week.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I seriously feel this. Football is bad for business.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I think I’m going to order a pound of this just to see what I get.

An image from Cardenas’s online grocery store. Product has an image of a beef steak and it’s titled “MEAT Chicken Wings”

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I know this might sound gross, but I made dark chocolate mayonnaise cookies. They came out amazing. Mayonnaise makes for really good soft bake cookies. I added dark chocolate cocoa powder and dark chocolate chips. Yum 😋

Dark chocolate cookies with chocolate chips on parchment paper fresh out of the oven.

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🎵Chotto Matte Kudasai 🎶 🐸❤️☮️🌞🌕 @dogtown1981.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

“You’ll never find justice in a world where criminals make the rules.” - Bob Marley

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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23/07/2025

Boredom is under-appreciated serenity. - Jimmy Carr

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Rebecca Elizabeth @beckyd818.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Free feet pics

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

"Can I read you a poem?", He threatened

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I stopped reading the Bible after it started pandering to the fandom by bringing Jesus back from the dead.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I don’t mean to brag, but I did laundry tonight and every sock had a match.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

This is one instance of so many. I can’t believe this is happening in my country. 😢

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.

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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

31 years ago today I started my illustrious phone sex career. 😂 This was back in the day when we had to go into the office and sit at cubicles. There was a TV mounted on the wall with news on, volume off. I remember this day because as I took my first call, I was watching the OJ bronco chase on TV.

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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."

Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/03/2025

The important thing is that all the men at my job are scared of me

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

i’m sorry for all the mean things i said while we were waiting for our food

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

You could all stand to be a little more cunty

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Tyjos @tyjos.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

RIP Hot Lips. Loretta Swit did a wonderful Job as Major Houlihan on MASH one of my favorite characters! Always will think about the time she shot her Foot Locker in order to get a Replacement #MASH #ClassicMASH

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