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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷

@simplybkuz.bsky.social
2.4K followers 3.1K following 1.8K posts

Atheistic childless cat lady, book lover, professional pervert and general ne'er-do-well. My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not. Please tell your pets I love them. 😽 📍San Francisco Bay Area

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 05/10/2026
Reading books is great because each night you can check in on your little characters without the risk of seeing a distasteful political meme or 300 advertisements for things you do not need
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you would’ve told me a decade ago that I would be wholeheartedly agreeing with Bill Kristol on anything, much less just about everything, I would’ve called you insane. 
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My parents were divorced. Occasionally my mom would spank us. If I got in trouble at school, my dad would pick me up and take me for a ride and give me a lecture about how disappointed he was. The lecture was a more effective motivator every time. Spanking does more harm than it ever did good. 
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, if you were qualified and had a pilot license and those claws worked, I wouldn’t give a shit what you wore as long as you got me there safe 😉
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hadn’t thought of that. Now I’m scared.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m trying to figure out how this is terrifying. If this were even true, how would it affect their job performance?
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Congrats! Break a leg 😁
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m glad the cat dad thing is happening now. I have always had a rule that I would never date a guy who says he hates cats. It ajust seemed like guys trying to prove how macho they were because somehow it was girly to like cats. Nothing more unmanly than a guy trying to sound macho.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It will forever baffle me how in this day and age of information, grown adults base their life decisions off of a fairytale book written a couple thousand years ago.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This should really go without saying, but the Attorney General speaking at a political event is not normal.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People always sing about things that make them sad
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wow. Who knew someone online bragging about being horny would have such thin skin and be such a prude. He blocked me.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I do too. It’s usually the penis havers who get morning wood. I own a phone sex company. Mornings are our busiest time. I’m not even kidding.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m guessing because you have a penis. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yes, because we have almost 40 million people here. I’m just saying it would be nice to have a fair representation in the Senate as well. 
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear what you’re saying, but it still seems unfair.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The party does need new leadership, but Moulton ain’t it. 
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How about this guy also? Nobody has seen him since June and nobody is talking about it www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2...
tallahassee.com
Missed votes pile up as Rep. Neal Dunn is absent from Congress
U.S. Rep. Neal Dunn, R-Panama City, has not cast a vote in the House of Representatives since mid-June.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah it is stupid. I get a notification that somebody blocked me at least three or four times a week. And I barely ever post on here, so I’m guessing it’s because of the stupid lists.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the reasons I barely come on here anymore is because I didn’t know that you were supposed to look through every single post a person posted before you follow them. I’ve been put on a couple lists of people to block because I follow somebody that made a horrible post one time.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nobody seems to care or report about this guy being missing also. He hasn’t been seen since June. www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2...
tallahassee.com
Missed votes pile up as Rep. Neal Dunn is absent from Congress
U.S. Rep. Neal Dunn, R-Panama City, has not cast a vote in the House of Representatives since mid-June.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For 20 infinite minutes.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would say we definitely need this in the Senate. It’s not fair how Wyoming has a half million people and California has almost 40 million people and we have the same amount of senators.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can someone please remind this hypocritical religious freak that lying is against the rules in their book?
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not trying to defend her here, but every religion is a cult. We think the Scientologists believe in crazy shit, but talking snakes, Noah’s Ark, Jonah and the whale, etc. That’s all normal. OK sure.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think Hope hit the road as soon as changing his diaper became part of the job description.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
None of us should, really. But I’ve been conditioned by today’s media to believe that if I’m not a farmer or in a rural area, I don’t count and I’m not a real American.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yeah, but what does that mean? What would this result in? I feel like nobody’s going to enforce anything.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If it’s salted cod, you should try Puerto Rican bacalaítos. I’m generally not a seafood person, but I love these. foodmetamorphosis.com/puerto-rican...
foodmetamorphosis.com
Puerto Rican Bacalaitos Fritos - Food Metamorphosis
Puerto Rican Bacalaitos are thin, crispy, and fried to perfection until they are golden brown.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I watched a documentary decades ago about Walmart. They had somebody undercover applying for a job and when they got the job, Walmart gave them an application for food stamps. They know they underpay their people.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hot.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So gorgeous! ❤️
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There were ads for this fight glorifying McGregor on TikTok every time I opened it in the last few days. They had the comments turned off, cause they knew people were gonna talk about him being a grapist. This fact should have made them reconsider why they would promote him in the first place.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He meant he was gonna lower prices for billionaires.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He knows this makes no sense, but he also knows that Fox viewers will believe the fraud claim anyway. They’re always eager to gobble up any hate fuel they can get their hands on.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I really wish women would stop fucking this guy. Have some self-respect, ladies.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You mean where all the real Americans are? The media has taught me that I’m not a real American because I haven’t lived in places like that.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It was $6.49 today at the cheap gas place near my house in the SF Bay Area.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is insanity. I got my ballot in the mail. There are 61 choices for governor of California. WTF
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This makes me incredibly sad. I grew up on the Canadian border. They are our friends. I don’t blame them for doing this.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I remember all the despicable things that were said about Obama on a regular basis. Why didn’t he have this happening all the time?
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is the woman who brought us Be Best. Hypocrite of the highest order. Clearly she doesn’t care about him being awful. She’s just happy to live an extravagant lifestyle. I’m sorry, but there is not enough money in the world for me.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Because Democrats are always too concerned about being polite about shit. I believe we live in a time where being polite should be thrown out the freaking window.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I came here to say this.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If I were on his staff, I would try to convince him that not talking to the press makes him look super strong and masterful. They have to know every time he opens his mouth he makes it worse.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Iran anticipated the US might attack them for years and years. Never in their wildest hopes and dreams could they have imagined that when it finally happened it would be headed up by the biggest idiot on the planet.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi… Tulsi Gabbard is next.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s the death and destruction for me. The people who pay the price of war are never the people who start the wars. So many innocent people are going to die or have already been killed.
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Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷 @simplybkuz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Beautiful! Amazing talent 💕
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