Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 13hJust sent a Whatsapp message to a business and got an immediate AI-generated reply, the gist of which was "Would you like us to connect you to a human who can deal with this?" What is the point of that? 010
Reposted by Simon LEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool. 7762596
Reposted by Simon LNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ben Wishaw can act like he's a talking fucking bear from Peru doesn't mean he is one. 48821
Reposted by Simon LJon Sansom @jonsansom.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Friday! #scape #treescape #ForestFriday #photography #ECK 3566
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of the advantages of reading a book (In One Ear by Simon Raymonde) by someone who runs a music label is that you get loads of new band recommendations. Currently enjoying this Danish lot very much. tidal.com/track/703026...tidal.comLowly - Stubborn DayListen to Stubborn Day on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 000
Reposted by Simon LTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Two kids persuaded the head teacher that they’d “written a song” and he let them perform it in assembly. The song was a keyboard ‘funk’ preset with them repeating the words “electro chicken” in vocoder voices for five minutes. 2444140
Reposted by Simon LThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES. 23680120
Reposted by Simon LJeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The military bloat of the massive SUVs on the school run is getting ridiculous. You're there to take a child home for tea, not transport a pallet of shrinkwrapped banknotes through the fall of Basra. 1014531
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Young colleagues refer to travel and accommodation arrangements as "T & A". I had to explain to them why this made me giggle. youtu.be/FhsFZDrRvoM?...youtu.beA Chorus Line (1985) - Dance: Ten, Looks: Three Scene (4/8) | MovieclipsYouTube video by Movieclips 100
Reposted by Simon LJohnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 21/09/2026Someone from Exeter was buried on Friday and one of their wishes was to have dinosaurs and the Grim Reaper present. Legend. Photo source: Exeter & Devon Crematorium and Memorial Gardens 17756177
Reposted by Simon LRSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Improving your Monday morning with this Bearded Tit. You are welcome. 📷️ @ronpon22.bsky.social 1144375
Reposted by Simon LXero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2116633282
Reposted by Simon LDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Genuinely - *genuinely* - thought this was a @theonion.com headline. Holy shit. 15749203
Reposted by Simon LGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May 212426438
Reposted by Simon LRyan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to. 511220249
Reposted by Simon LJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Still annoyed that the 2006 Thing prequel wasn’t called “And Another Thing.” 2513519
Reposted by Simon LNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140446464
Reposted by Simon Ldaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we were somewhere around io when the drugs began to take hold 612224
Reposted by Simon LJohnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 16/09/2026“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy; they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby 0164
Reposted by Simon LPaul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Does anybody else mutter "I am the night!" every time they see a little bat struggling around like this 061
Reposted by Simon LAlice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off. 1553144715
Reposted by Simon LErik Rasmussen @erikras.com · 09/09/2026📢 I'm officially looking for a new job. You hiring? Full time, remote from Spain, paid via EOR, IC, TypeScript, no crypto, support for 3-4 conference speaking gigs/year. Share plz. 🙏 DMs open. 22215
Reposted by Simon LAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415731126
Reposted by Simon LDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My response to most news is "What would you like me to do about it?" And I move along. Everything is too much and I cannot onboard most things. Preserve your sanity. 0874
Reposted by Simon LSteven Sheil @scsheil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is my wife's new documentary film, about the fight to discover the truth behind the marine life die-offs in Teesside - would appreciate a repost so that we can make sure the film gets seen. 01421
Reposted by Simon Ljagosaurus (BEARS!) beaver supermoon @jagosaurus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026this is SUCH a good book 353
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ummm, isn't everyone banned from doing that anyway? www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...devonlive.comMan banned from urinating or pleasuring himself in public spacesRobert Tellem must follow the order or risk jail 000
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@annebillson.bsky.social Belgian cinema release confirmed! cinebel.dhnet.be/film/1027908...cinebel.dhnet.beCoyote vs. Acme<p>Un avocat malchanceux, Kevin Avery, est engagé par Vil Coyote. Ce personnage des Looney Tunes veut ainsi attaquer en justice l'entreprise ACME, qui selon lui fabrique des produits défectueux. L'avo... 120
Reposted by Simon Lalber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/05/2025people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT 4540561288
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A few more responses needed, if you have a spare 10 minutes. 000
Reposted by Simon LDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️ 14172191756
Reposted by Simon LLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162143298
Reposted by Simon LMike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Nothing quite says “I don’t give a shit what my posters look like, AI did them for free” than calling the kiddies teacup ride “TON CUNT” 12293112
Reposted by Simon LRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The concept of royalty still makes no sense to me. It's like a cultural ouroboros or non sequitur. 'I am your self-appointed ruler. As such, I authorise my appointment as your ruler. Them's the rules, and I will humbly dedicate my life to upholding those rules; they're what make this nation great.' 4471
Reposted by Simon LMémoire2cité @memoire2cite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026BRETAGNE Le mystere de la recette du beurre salé ..... 110314
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Our kids this and lived to tell the tale. europeancorrespondent.com/en/r/the-bel... by @aoifewhite.bsky.socialeuropeancorrespondent.com 020
Reposted by Simon LPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is one of the best observed jokes about the era we live in I’ve ever seen. 11831192
