Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 19hThis is my model:static.klipy.comMonty Python Fish SlapALT: Monty Python Fish Slap 010
Reposted by Simon Lrichard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pub Portraits: Steve, Three Horseshoes #PubsPintsPeople 0392
Reposted by Simon LMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This morning’s misty scenes 1229314
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just sent a Whatsapp message to a business and got an immediate AI-generated reply, the gist of which was "Would you like us to connect you to a human who can deal with this?" What is the point of that? 010
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Genuinely thought that was a photo of Chuck Norris for a second. 010
Reposted by Simon LEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool. 7762896
Reposted by Simon LNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ben Wishaw can act like he's a talking fucking bear from Peru doesn't mean he is one. 48821
Reposted by Simon LJon Sansom @jonsansom.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Friday! #scape #treescape #ForestFriday #photography #ECK 3576
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of the advantages of reading a book (In One Ear by Simon Raymonde) by someone who runs a music label is that you get loads of new band recommendations. Currently enjoying this Danish lot very much. tidal.com/track/703026...tidal.comLowly - Stubborn DayListen to Stubborn Day on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 000
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comFoxy Lady - Wayne's World ComedyALT: Foxy Lady - Wayne's World Comedy 000
Reposted by Simon LTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Two kids persuaded the head teacher that they’d “written a song” and he let them perform it in assembly. The song was a keyboard ‘funk’ preset with them repeating the words “electro chicken” in vocoder voices for five minutes. 2344140
Reposted by Simon LThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES. 23681120
Reposted by Simon LJeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The military bloat of the massive SUVs on the school run is getting ridiculous. You're there to take a child home for tea, not transport a pallet of shrinkwrapped banknotes through the fall of Basra. 1014531
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Young colleagues refer to travel and accommodation arrangements as "T & A". I had to explain to them why this made me giggle. youtu.be/FhsFZDrRvoM?...youtu.beA Chorus Line (1985) - Dance: Ten, Looks: Three Scene (4/8) | MovieclipsYouTube video by Movieclips 100
Reposted by Simon LJohnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 21/09/2026Someone from Exeter was buried on Friday and one of their wishes was to have dinosaurs and the Grim Reaper present. Legend. Photo source: Exeter & Devon Crematorium and Memorial Gardens 17757177
Reposted by Simon LRSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Improving your Monday morning with this Bearded Tit. You are welcome. 📷️ @ronpon22.bsky.social 1144475
Reposted by Simon LXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119653379
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I watched it on the plane and really didn"t like it. Felt like 2 hours of a boomer berating Gen Z for being on their phones too much, and the plot made zero sense. 110
Reposted by Simon LDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Genuinely - *genuinely* - thought this was a @theonion.com headline. Holy shit. 15749203
Reposted by Simon LGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May 212425438
Reposted by Simon LRyan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to. 511220249
Reposted by Simon LJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Still annoyed that the 2006 Thing prequel wasn’t called “And Another Thing.” 2513519
Reposted by Simon LNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140636477
Reposted by Simon Ldaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we were somewhere around io when the drugs began to take hold 612224
Reposted by Simon LJohnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 16/09/2026“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy; they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby 0164
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reminded me of this classic 😉 theonion.com/dont-tell-me...theonion.comDon't Tell Me You've Never Wondered What Yoda's Penis Looks LikeOh, come on. All the times you’ve watched Star Wars movies, it’s never crossed your mind even once? You’re just going to play dumb and say, "Oh, gee, no, that never occurred to me"? Give me a break. D... 010
Reposted by Simon LPaul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Does anybody else mutter "I am the night!" every time they see a little bat struggling around like this 061
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bloodlines seconded. On of the first things I watched when I subscribed. 120
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I won't get into details because of spoilers, but I read that some people aren't happy about key differences between the film and the real life case(s). 010
Simon L @simonl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just saw it. Inspired by this true story, apparently. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathari...en.wikipedia.orgCatharina Margaretha Linck - Wikipedia 101
Reposted by Simon LAlice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off. 1553153716
