Reposted by SimiskerNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way. 522976
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm expecting at least fifty instances of " Izzat right? Am' a Glaswegian" #totp 000
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ooh, it's The Police! Repeat chorus to fade... (Honestly, go check out how many of their songs ended this way. It's mental) #totp 030
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/20261980 post-punk #totp, boys and girls. POST PUNK. POST. 000
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*audible sigh of relief* Aaaaah... finally, a thoroughbred tune. Bless you, Nile and Bernard. #totp 010
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mickey Manchester looking almost... young here! Blimey. #totp 000
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can't believe that I put my life savings on a bet that I wouldn't hear a worse song than Scooch tonight. Now what the hell am I going to do?!? #totp 020
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Guaranteed Pointless answer. What a plodding dirge. #totp 000
Reposted by SimiskerDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442225725
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No disrespect meant to Ammar, but I wish Neil Kulkarni was still around to have been commissioned for this article. It would have been one hell of a read. www.theguardian.com/food/2026/se...theguardian.com‘They smell of urinal cakes!’: 100 unusual crisp flavours, ranked – from truly awful to totally scoffableMove over ready salted, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion. Gourmet crisps are everywhere, but which are actually worth trying? 001
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/help/... You DON'T need a TV licence to use BBC Sounds.bbc.co.ukDo I need a TV licence to listen to BBC radio online? | BBC SoundsYou don't need a TV licence to use BBC Sounds. The law applies to watching and downloading TV programmes, including via BBC iPlayer. For more details visit the TV Licensing website. 000
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The BBC of yesteryear gave me so much. So, so much. Like many, It's shaped my life to an immeasurable degree. But it's time to take a stand. 011
Reposted by SimiskerAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"The danger to women is more likely to come from Danny Tommo's mates in balaclavas than from anyone in a small boat" via We Demand UK 311353495
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I always get a brief moment of personal alarm when I read headlines like these, until I remember that I'm now in my 50s so unlikely to get conscripted. And then I remember that if push came to shove, I could probably be stuffed into three or four sandbags. 120
Reposted by SimiskerTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them 65972159
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fly high, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey 😢 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 000
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Coming back to these, as I've just bought some. My excitement was immediately tempered upon opening the packet, to be greeted with the unmistakeably awful smell of a well exercised wet dog. Couldn't get past it to try one. Straight in the bin. 🤢 210
Reposted by SimiskerEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 17/09/2026being very professional in my latest monologue 2477895
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Statistically, it's probably only a couple of weeks before I'm labelled a godfather of AI. Assuming you lot don't beat me to it. Either way, it's seemingly inevitable at this point in journalism. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.com‘Godfather of AI’ says tech regulation is nearing Covid-style pivot momentSafety crisis makes it more likely that governments will be spurred into action, says Yoshua Bengio 000
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One for my few US followers. Though hopefully you already know how pernicious Flock is, and how vulnerable it is to systematic abuse, to your detriment. 000
Reposted by SimiskerGavin Esler @gavinesler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026From France - On immigration. Worth a look.’ 48934
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Moist: "Yeah boy.... most icky word ever, yet again!" Spume: "I'M RIGHT HERE" 000
Reposted by SimiskerKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 16/09/2026They should have taken the opportunity to combine the Stanford Prison Experiment, the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, and the Stanford Linear Accelerator into a show where people assigned as guards or prisoners are repeatedly bombarded with either one marshmallow now or two marshmallows later. 717528
Reposted by SimiskerJoe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/09/2026Anyone thinking that Piddington is a lovely little village story and what japes, needs to watch this. 724477
Reposted by SimiskerRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Make this happen comedy fans! (looks like it will do!) www.kickstarter.com/projects/min...kickstarter.comThe Complete Goodies Recordings (and Other Oddieties) CD SetThe complete recordings by the comedy group The Goodies - Famous for their 1970's and 80's TV series and "The Funky Gibbon" 12812
Reposted by SimiskerDave Morton @dmonbeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Click every box that contains Lancaster (Forton) Services so we know you are human. 1379
Reposted by SimiskerMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you're even having to have an argument over whether your passenger was truly 'sucked out of the window', you've perhaps not provided perfect service as an airline. 2732850
Reposted by SimiskerDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 08/09/2026Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.” 613721917
Reposted by SimiskerLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea. Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us. 493597941
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Standup comedy + music history = catnip to me. So it comes as no surprise that @mitchbenn.bsky.social's newly re-recorded "37th Beatle" is a total joy. Knowledgeable, warm, and above all funny. Loved the reconstruction of "Tomorrow Never Knows". #comedy #beatles gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/w.cg...gofasterstripe.com37th Beatle 163
Reposted by SimiskerSimon Price @simonprice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Dear angry mobs in coastal towns: if you really want to target the people on boats who are ruining Britain, here is a live tracker of the world's 100 largest superyachts. www.marinevesseltraffic.com/2013/07/mega... Next time one of those purple dots pulls into a dock near you, you know what to do.marinevesseltraffic.com 15913
Reposted by Simiskerfrapacioli.bsky.social @frapacioli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The BBC cancelling Winterwatch is such a shame, especially when we need to be connecting with nature more than ever. If we want people to protect our wildlife, we have to show them it! Add your name to ask the BBC to reconsider. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/do...you.38degrees.org.ukTell the BBC: Save Winterwatch!The UK is losing its wildlife, and shows like Winterwatch are vital for connecting us to nature. The BBC's decision to cancel it makes no sense. Let's ask them to rethink this! Add your name here: 062
Reposted by SimiskerThe Invisible College @jjstannard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Invisible College’s inaugural Guest Mix is offered up by megalithic drone duo @soundsofslomo.com “A Slomo queasy listening selection. Drones, mushroom bangers and other things to psychedelics your autumnal knitting excursions. Pair with a bramble stout.”theinvisiblecollegehastings.wordpress.comGuest Mix: SlomoHere is the first Invisible College Guest Mix, courtesy of UK megalithic drone duo Slomo aka Howard Marsden and Chris ‘Holy’ McGrail. The pair describe their mix as “a Slomo queasy listening select… 163
Reposted by SimiskerMarc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Frankly amazed that despite wall-to-wall Bayeux Tapestry coverage nobody has mentioned the Playmobil version I made back in 2016. 1351786
Reposted by SimiskerChart Music @chartmusictotp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We're ready.youtu.beBoy, Are We In For Some ShitYouTube video by Chart Music 1234
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Preaching to the converted here, I strongly suspect, but always worth a repost. 000
Reposted by SimiskerOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet 2642471263
Reposted by SimiskerKendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220337577
Reposted by Simiskertimsplosion 🇨🇦 @timsplosion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you see any CCTV videos of the recent mudslides in Nepal/China, be aware, they are graphic. The footage is taken from some distance, but the fate of the people you see running is not ambiguous. Absolutely horrifying. If you see fundraisers for Nepal or Tibet consider donating. They'll need it. 02911
Reposted by SimiskerJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7253894811274
Reposted by SimiskerZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I do not care about humanoid robot races. But if there would be a race to have robots clean a kitchen, I would watch it even if it took a month. 1315813
Reposted by SimiskerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower. 13385672081
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Maybe decades of UI design, human psychology and marketing experience have made me cynical, but here was my first thought: The green smiley buttons are probably supplied pre-worn. #ux 010
Reposted by SimiskerTim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Golden Age Of Children's TV is currently an un-whopping ninety nine pence on Kindle! I really am quite proud of it and I think you'll enjoy it, especially at this price. If you've already ready it, why not share the link? Hint Hint. www.amazon.co.uk/Golden-Age-C...amazon.co.ukAmazon.co.uk 66248
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Following on from my last post about Paradise nightclub, Pontardawe, I am reminded of the time that I walked drunkenly home - in party shoes, mind, not trainers - because I didn't want to incur the wrath of my dad by asking for a lift. 13.7 miles. Over 5 hours. Heels fucked for weeks. 110
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026...and just like that, I'm transported to Paradise nightclub, Pontardawe. Bottle of Diamond White, please. Yes, I'm definitely 18. #totp. 070
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don't know what's going on with Funky Worm's bass, but I'm very much here for it. #totp 030
Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Kim Wilde, of course, was EXACTLY as attractive as I remember. I say this only as rhetorical contrast to my previous post. Definitely not perving or anything. Ahem. #totp 030