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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 12m

"if we make the sign look like the start of a horror movie then maybe the test numbers won't be so bad".

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 12h

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11h

Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.

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Ryan (Ry) Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Denver’s mayor says tonight that the federal government is suing the city over its policy that no law enforcement here can be masked. “We will fight to the very end on this battle,” says Mike Johnston.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“She asked the powers at NASA to let her add a safeguard to prevent that error in a real flight, and they laughed it off as too unlikely… When an astronaut did make that blooper during the Apollo 8 mission, it caused necessary navigational data to vanish, and they called Hamilton in to get it back.”

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 05/10/2026

This November, Colorado voters will decide on anti-trans ballot measures. Now, Colorado's leading medical societies have formally condemned the surgery ban for transgender youth and announced their position against them. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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"Vote NO": Colorado's Top Medical Groups Formally Oppose Anti-Trans Ballot Prop. 135

There is not a single major medical group in the country that endorses blanket government restrictions on gender-affirming care like the one outlined in Prop. 135.

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 03/10/2026

It's been almost six months since losing Jayne and last week I had to reset the "Days Since Last Panic Attack" counter because somebody was cleaning up and moved his bunny off my nightstand.

Jayne, a white faced old tan Chihuahua, in a crate with lots of blankets using his beloved purple bunny as a chin rest.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 02/10/2026

This is why Netscape skipped version 5 and went straight to version 6.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 02/10/2026

This is what social media is for.

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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 30/09/2026

This probably hits even harder since I saw it almost immediately after seeing Tara Joon's Persian Float video through to the end. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Eg8dbD/

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PART 139 👵🏼 Persian Ice Cream Float with Carrots #foodie

TikTok video by Tara Joon

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 28/09/2026

Given the strong starts by Summit and Rapids in their games maybe this is a good start for the Broncos?

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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

we need to reboot The Highlander but as reality tv where bilionaires & aspiring trillionaires are forced to hunt & behead each other because "there can be only one". maybe call it Guillotine's Island?

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s so good for your mental health to go outside & take a little walk. i’m not talking about the benefits of exercise or getting a little sunshine or any of that shit, i’m talking about maybe you’ll meet a microscopic chihuahua named soda pop and he’s got the tiniest fucking paws you’ve ever seen.

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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...

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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall

A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!

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Morning Arrived @morningarrived.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Morning arrived like The Fellowship of the Jedi, in which Frodo Skywalker must reporg his feather’s lightsaber by forming a new order of flightless waterfowl from the eggs laid on the slopes of the lonely isle while confronting Darth Smaug and his own family secrets. #BadNoirClassic

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 18/09/2026

Saw this and assumed Sam Campbell was just down under to takeover all the sidekick jobs.

Paul Williams looking very Sam Campbell left me thinking Paul had been Aaron Chened.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 17/09/2026

I'm sure Chuck Grassley is devastated to have lost such a young former colleague.

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Jhey ʕ·ᴥ·　ʔ @jhey.dev · 17/09/2026

one does not simply reveal a password 👁️

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 17/09/2026

Navarro dropped that coverage. I'm so mad. #Rapids96

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

they should invent a french captain planet but the rings are the mother sauces (béchamel, espagnole, velouté, tomat, hollandaise)

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 12/09/2026

Make a band edible: Ben Folds Fava

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 11/09/2026

Post 9/11 was a big eye opener for me (CIS white dude from the north, then in New Orleans): seeing a notice to my NJ native girlfriend from the Indian Association of Tulane University warning to be extra careful out and about was just the first sign of what I hadn't seen coming.

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tiddy roosevelt @duck.rodeo · 09/09/2026

I always find it really impressive when people break records, but Roman, the new world hide and seek champion, seems to be taking it a bit far.

"1,600-year-old skeleton found in a giant jar in Bulgaria may belong to Roman who hid there to escape enemy attack"

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 06/09/2026

Ooh, don't get to see the magic spray often any more. #Rapids96

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 06/09/2026

The lack of Rafa's defensive assistance is showing. #Rapids96

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 06/09/2026

I think I should probably make a drink right now. #Rapids96

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i have so many questions and i want answers to none of them

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This my favourite comment re the recipe

This has been my go-to brownie recipe for 30 years, even after going to baking school! I agree that using the best cocoa possible makes a difference. These days, I use Callebaut. In the 80s, an acquaintence in Germany to whom I brought some of the brownies, and who considered herself a great cook, asked for the recipe but was never able to get it to work. She kept asking me what she was doing wrong and I was never able to solve her problem. Eventually, she moved to the US and stole my husband!

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/08/2026

programmer: i have made Artificial Intelligence researcher: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 25/08/2026

i want to start a politics podcast that exists in the juggalo universe. you must paint up to be a guest. we spray faygo at you if we don’t like your politics.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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