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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 03/10/2026

It's been almost six months since losing Jayne and last week I had to reset the "Days Since Last Panic Attack" counter because somebody was cleaning up and moved his bunny off my nightstand.

Jayne, a white faced old tan Chihuahua, in a crate with lots of blankets using his beloved purple bunny as a chin rest.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 18/09/2026

Saw this and assumed Sam Campbell was just down under to takeover all the sidekick jobs.

Paul Williams looking very Sam Campbell left me thinking Paul had been Aaron Chened.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 18/08/2026

Too many front legs to be a Tuna. This is a Tuna.

Petunia, normally known as Tuna, a tripod Samoyed zonked out mostly in her bed.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 04/07/2026

Getting ready for a little other other football. Rugby Nations Cup

Dick's Sporting Good's Park setup for rugby. Tonga and Zimbabwe Are warming up.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 20/06/2026

Pretty sure my partner would go with "insufferable", but potato potato.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 19/06/2026

Gotta say my greatest sports watching experience was Belgium and Argentina in the 2014 World Cup quarter finals from the streets of Brussels. But watching the USMNT in Skyline park wasn't bad.

Graying white dude in a blue Colorado Rapids cap and a 2026 (black) Rapids (Herrington) jersey with spectators watching the USMNT shutout Oz in the background.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 06/06/2026

NYT just slapping the crochet community in the face.

NYT Spelling Bee saying that "Frogging" is not in their word list.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 22/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 08/05/2026

The average American has three friends.

Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 08/05/2026

Petunia spent yesterday being a shop dog. Which is kind of like taking a dust bath.

A Samoyed laying on a bed in a garage next to several panels of plywood and a shopvac. She's looking out the open garage door.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 25/04/2026

The second photo I have of Jayne, and one of the last photos I have of Molly. He loved her very much. When she passed he became much less independent and was glued to me.

Jayne, still snuggling up on Molly her last day, while she's in an oxygen crate and he's not.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 25/04/2026

He was 18 but it was still too soon. His heart just couldn't take the excitement any more.

Jayne. A significantly whitened by age tan Chihuahua wearing a bow tie. Waiting for his treat.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 18/04/2026

Dignified, not really. Can you see the connection me now have? Totes. #COLvMIA

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 15/04/2026

Rapids out here messing with me (somebody didn't update the template). I had to double check that a call up tonight is only good for four days, so doesn't include Saturday.

Midfielder Nathan Tchoumba has earned a short-term call up to the first team for Saturday's match. In accordance with the 2026 MLS Roster Rules and Regulations, a club may sign a player, age 25 or younger during the league season, from its affiliate (MLS NEXT Pro) to a maximum of four Short-Term Agreements (up to four-day contracts) each season (maximum of 16 days). This is Tchoumba's first call up to the first team.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 28/03/2026

Wasn't expecting to see the skydivers drop in at the Denver Summit Kickoff.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 17/03/2026

Is the NYT games staff the one place @glennf.com doesn't have a connection?

The NYT spelling bee insisting glenning isn't a real word.

https://the-incomparable.fandom.com/wiki/Hashtag_glenning

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 03/03/2026

Petunia didn't even know! Here she is petulantly showing she can sit pretty.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 20/02/2026

Venezuelans: Capybara are fish? Vatican: Sure.

An uncertain Capybara questioning the Vatican's fish classification.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 09/01/2026

Original post: infosec.exchange/@beyondmachi...

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 08/01/2026

Oh, but they kind of do.

A tripod Samoyed on her hind legs looking all floof and happiness.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 11/12/2025

Me: *psh* I'd never fail for advertising! Also me: Somebody could tell me tacos are ready?!

Advertisement for a security camera with two way audio: The camera is saying "Dinner is ready!" Somebody in the back yard, who could be me, is saying "Yay, tacos!"

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 25/11/2025

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love. I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.

The movie poster for Sneakers (1992) is simply can't names and credits on white, with the cast peaking out from under a curled paper effect. It doesn't do the movie justice.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 31/10/2025

Google news alerts are _horrible_ at selecting companion photos, but this one is almost funny.

A Google news alert about Taskmaster (the TV show) accompanied by a graphic of Taskmaster (the Mavel comic character).

Nobody tell Kim Hu.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 28/09/2025

I kind of wish they'd given this one out because I read it as "Alfalfa".

Carl Switzer as Alfalfa in The Little Rascals

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 17/09/2025

There's thunder so I've been pressed into service as an Emotional Support Human.

A floofy white Samoyed, tongue nervously panting, lays on a bearded and bespectacled middle aged man.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 07/09/2025

It was a lack of emergency preparedness and consideration of dangers that was cited in the deaths of Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee.

Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee
in front of the launch pad containing
their AS-204 space vehicle.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 07/08/2025

You can find Duchesse everywhere.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 25/07/2025

Part of my reservation about the #Rapids96 throwback kit: I need more teams that aren't green! I don't even have a @uvmathletics.bsky.social scarf. And thankfully? @tulaneu.bsky.social doesn't have a soccer team. Shout out to @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social and @denversummit.bsky.social

Four primarily green football (world) scarves:

Vermont Green FC
Denver NWSL
Denver Summit woven
Dunver Summit fleece (with excellent contour lines).

Missing: UVM's scarf.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 25/07/2025

It's possible that the fact Petunia's a Samoyed contributes to the confusion people feel when they hear her referred to as Tuna.

A ridiculous cloud of a dog with the classic "Sammy smile". Her name is Tuna.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 19/07/2025

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

A fluffy white dog eating out of a blue snuffle mat while wearing a yellow bib.

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Guildencrantz @sigh.lol · 13/07/2025

Before tonight's #Rapids96 game: Rachel: Are these [light blue] earrings too much [with a light blue dress and light blue necklace]? Me: ... Rachel: I want to support the team! ME: Yeah, I just don't understand "too much"?

A middle aged, graying, white dude with a beard and glasses wearing an official Colorado Rapids burgundy and blue hat, an official Colorado Rapids 2023 burgundy jersey, a season member scarf, and even a Tissot Quickster Chronograph Football watch, with a red dial.

You can't see the rapids socks or the sambas (just black and white, for now).

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