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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
R. Crumb, Couple, 2000
R. Crumb, 2000
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 05/10/2026
just had to spend 400 pln on medication and i'm reeling from how the psychic damage. if you'd like to help me pay for this month's rent and bills, it'd be greatly appreciated
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vistapro, 3d scenery generator, magazine screenshot, amiga (1991) archive.org/details/cu-a...
low poly 3d greenery, water and hills/mountains. blue sky.
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what’s is this? a nascar ? no..wrong. it is a picture of a nascar. things are not always what they seem
a picture of a nascar race car #22 caterpillar dodge ward burton I hope he is ok
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tokyo game show (1999) archive.org/details/Offi...
a crowd of attendees of the tokyo game show, shown from the back, looking forward at a looming screen with a playstation 2 on it (cue opening scene music from 2001 a space odyssey).
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Lucas7yoshi_RS - Lucas7yoshi but Rockstar themed @rockstar.l7y.media · 19/09/2026
okay textures are fixed, again, sincerely, this is a REAL asset made by rockstar. you can find it in vehicles.rpf in the nm_test level from the leak or so im told, i mean this footage isnt mine or whatever (this is reusing rcbandito handling since the real data was lost... it's not a perfect fit)
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 02/10/2026
we're almost a fifth of the way there! today i'm pursuing some leads on more jobs but until i have something locked in and confirmed, I'm stuck relying on your kindness to make it month to month. i'm running out of HRT and antidepressants so that's the big crisis to solve rn
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they nailed it
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 03/10/2026
Update: You can now use fried earthworms as sandwich meat in Cataclysm: The Last Generation.
a github pull request describing a game update allowing you to put worms on sandwiches
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wait till you find out about roguelikes
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 02/10/2026
I think about this Russell Crowe interaction all the time You just don’t get celebs responding to people like this anymore
A screenshot of a Twitter interaction from way back in the day between the actor Russell Crowe and a random user (Brendan McClaskey) with the user name @Tbones32


Russell Crowe @russellcrowe
Fight back. F**k humiliation as news. F**k denial of climate change.
F**k hatred over EDUCATION...Media should not be the enemy of progress

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@russellcrowe f#@+ liberal hollywood. just keep acting prettyboy
leave politics alone

Russell Crowe @russellcrowe
@Tbones32 simple facts, i'm not pretty, I'm not your Boy, you simpleton. Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
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sobaka @kogti.org · 30/09/2026
almost lost the video forever so reposting
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into depeche mode
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Silent @cookieplmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People never used mods like this seriously, they were always made to prove a point: in the past, they were made to flex your understanding of both the source and the target game, "I documented them so well, I can do this". Now they flex... that you have tokens to burn, I guess?
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When she shows me her pussy and I go non-verbal
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Chloe "Scare-Bot Scramble" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day I'm amazed by labubu missile
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dudes rock
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete Townsend drove himself into a mental breakdown in the early seventies trying to make algorithmically generated music happen in the early 70s and when technology caught up 35 years later, the website shut down in less than a year and a half from lack of interest.
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Lifehouse (rock opera) - Wikipedia
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pit them against each other. exploit the situation. da art of war baby
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
woah it's freyja
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pixel_imp @pixel-imp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A portrait of @rechnerfrau.bsky.social
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting stuck in traffic on coruscant behind flying pick up truck with sebulba sticker on back window like the dale earnhardt 3
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mfers don't even know discogs is free. smh
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Dyke Wolf @wifdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She has 0 money left and doesn't know when she gets her unemployment pension. Help that dog out? ko-fi.com/wifwolf
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Support Lucie
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Remedy Star ☆ @remedystar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
parappa the rapper new year's party, japan (1997-->1998) archive.org/details/deng...
signage that says 'welcome to parappa's party' on beams, against red, people underneath.party people on the floor and parappa and crash bandicoot suited folks on stage, a screen showing parappa imagery above.
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obake @obakestein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
走ってる夢見てる?
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Truth in 32 Bit @truthin32bit.racing · 29/09/2026
1974 Lancia Stratos HF picture: Charles www.flickr.com/photos/charles79/539… under CC BY 2.0
A Lancia Stratos HF being displayed on a track.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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serpy @dogmouthed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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JustDenys1 @justdenys1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
squidward: what sin do you relish the most
fish:
fish: cheeseburger
squidward: what
fish: wheres my fuckin food
squidward: mb i forgot this was restaurant
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 08/04/2025
palyin wit my baul
A tiny gold retriever plush sits next to a red and blue ball
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
piracy is culture-building. file sharing is pro social. it is good to send your friends links and files and zips and pdfs and stuff. some of the tightest knit most incredible fighting game communities are built around pirated games and downloaded roms and this is not an accident its a feature
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🛠️Mod Monday!🎨 🚗 Fiat Multipla 💿 RVGL/Re-Volt 🎮PC 🗓️ 2013+
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vince helping you pick a cafe that best suits your tastes, probably in Bellevue. He says: “Try Starbucks from now on. Get yourself a venti pumpkin spice latte with oat milk for $8.99, normie.”
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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 28/09/2026
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remembered one of my favorite tweets
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 17/04/2026
119.
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LEARN 👇
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Piloswine 🔜 @piloswine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
insane license plate
black utah license plate says “UTAH” in plain white text while the license plate ID reads “OREGON”
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