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Dyke Wolf @wifdog.bsky.social · 16h
She has 0 money left and doesn't know when she gets her unemployment pension. Help that dog out? ko-fi.com/wifwolf
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Remedy Star ☆ @remedystar.bsky.social · 21h
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
parappa the rapper new year's party, japan (1997-->1998) archive.org/details/deng...
signage that says 'welcome to parappa's party' on beams, against red, people underneath.party people on the floor and parappa and crash bandicoot suited folks on stage, a screen showing parappa imagery above.
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obake @obakestein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
走ってる夢見てる?
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Truth in 32 Bit @truthin32bit.racing · 29/09/2026
1974 Lancia Stratos HF picture: Charles www.flickr.com/photos/charles79/539… under CC BY 2.0
A Lancia Stratos HF being displayed on a track.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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serpy @dogmouthed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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JustDenys1 @justdenys1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
squidward: what sin do you relish the most
fish:
fish: cheeseburger
squidward: what
fish: wheres my fuckin food
squidward: mb i forgot this was restaurant
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 08/04/2025
palyin wit my baul
A tiny gold retriever plush sits next to a red and blue ball
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
piracy is culture-building. file sharing is pro social. it is good to send your friends links and files and zips and pdfs and stuff. some of the tightest knit most incredible fighting game communities are built around pirated games and downloaded roms and this is not an accident its a feature
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🛠️Mod Monday!🎨 🚗 Fiat Multipla 💿 RVGL/Re-Volt 🎮PC 🗓️ 2013+
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vince helping you pick a cafe that best suits your tastes, probably in Bellevue. He says: “Try Starbucks from now on. Get yourself a venti pumpkin spice latte with oat milk for $8.99, normie.”
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the unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 28/09/2026
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remembered one of my favorite tweets
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 17/04/2026
119.
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LEARN 👇
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Piloswine 🔜 @piloswine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
insane license plate
black utah license plate says “UTAH” in plain white text while the license plate ID reads “OREGON”
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
help my homie out!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting into a hindenburg-esque situation in my $650 Alibaba blimp
An Alibaba online shopping page with some blimps with Metlife and the Snoopy characters on it for the "Outdoor Printing Modelo Inflatable Advertising Dirigible Zeppelin Inflatable blimp Helium Balloon for promotion" for $650
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Cryo @cryodraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw some incredible y2k mugs today
Orange email mugBlue internet mug
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
watching horror movies as a flashlight guy and just shaking my head whenever the protagonists struggle through a dark room
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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you're watching a martial arts movie and this dude shows up, you are about to be treated some of the sickest shit you've ever seen:
A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 26/09/2026
Yuri
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not the Bosch ready meals again
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my beloved vostok amphibia died :( rip legend, pretty sure the mainspring broke since it just stopped dead and doesn't give any resistance when trying to wind
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
out on some twisty roads this week and so obviously I’m thinking Alpine qclassiccars.be/NL/stock/det...
1993 Alpine GTA V6 Turbo Le Mans1993 Alpine GTA V6 Turbo Le Mans1993 Alpine GTA V6 Turbo Le Mans1993 Alpine GTA V6 Turbo Le Mans
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good morning: if there’s one thing I love more than a Group B homologation it’s a Group B homologation with GREAT fonts www.iconicauctioneers.com/1983-opel-ma...
1983 Opel Manta 4001983 Opel Manta 4001983 Opel Manta 4001983 Opel Manta 400
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: CEASAR SALAD SPILL COCKPIT Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Airbus A330-300 A: #af7505a45d8 F: #ff9a85a4bde
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy john coltrane centenary. i remember bringing this one home from gamestop.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026
this might as well be like banning players for logging into your game lmao
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ordering on a food delivery app is probably one of the closest things to hiring a swiss mercenary in the 15th century
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 23/09/2026
Mature Women Paradise
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 23/09/2026
smdh
Sabrina Carpenter does not know the bore size of the Volvo B5254T4 Whiteblock
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harper @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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whistling in the dark @candiedreptile.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/09/2026
dogfluid: woah
dogfluid: DOG
dog: my fluid!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN HOLDIN ONE OF DA BEST ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "SCIENTIST RIDS THE WORLD OF THE EVIL CURSE OF THE VAMPIRES" AND THEY SAY ; "NOTHING IS REAL, EXCEPT DUB REGGAE, AND THE INEVITABLE FALL OF VENTURE CAPITALISM, A COMPUTER THAT LIES TO US MAY TRICK A RICH MAN BUT IT WILL NEVER PLANT CORN" ,,, THE WHOLE SHIT SHOW OF VC IS BASED ON A FEW COMPANYS WHICH ARE "ALL IN" ON AI AND YA GOTTA THINK THAT AINT GONNA LAST,  THE RICH CAN INJECT THEMSELVES AND HIDE IN BUNKER'S BUT YA STILL GOTTA HAVE FOOD, EVERYTHING STILL DEPEND'S ON PLANTING CORN KERNALS AND EATIN THE CORN PLANTS THAT GROW FROM THEM, A RICH MAN WILL NEVER APPRECIATE THE PERMEATING BASS AND THUNDERING DRUM'S OF THIS ALBUM, HAVING NEVER KNOWN THIRST HE WILL NOT APPRECIATE WATER, THE MONEY KEEPS HIM FROM EVER KNOWING THE MOST ESSENTIAL PART'S OF BEING ALIVE, IF HE WAS ENSOULED IT WOULD BE TRAGIC BUT OH WELL LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rocketengine @rocketengine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crosley Farm-O-Road Prototype bringatrailer.com/listing/1949...
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maya @shitpostacolyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we could've been pondering the namco orb...
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
o.r.b.s. (over reality booster system), unreleased arcade cabinet (2002) archive.org/details/arca... cancelled-games.fandom.com/wiki/Namco_O....
an illustration of the o.r.b.s. pod from one side. it looks futuristic and ofcourse big enough to fit a human.an illustration of the o.r.b.s. pod from the other side. this side is flat not round.the development staff (x6) sitting/standing in front of a concept pod with the o.r.b.s. branding printed neatly in black.inside the pod with a player looking at a user interface on a curved screen.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!
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cayce @cayce.zone · 17/06/2026
*touching earpiece* akina nakamori has once again Got That Shit On
akina nakamori on the hood of a jeep-type vehicle in a just-past-knee-length jumpsuit, seems to be in an olive drab color with plentiful bright red zippers. red socks. brown somewhat dress shoes with an interesting toecap situation
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cnlohr.bsky.social @cnlohr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.
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