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Kyle Shipley

@shipstar.bsky.social
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Aspiring identity thief at mostlybits.co, working on hutchstaging.com (#rubyonrails) and sometimes Playdate games like play.date/games/doink (#lua). Video games, programming, music, and more.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyA...
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Dieter Rams pointing at things he doesn't like
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Samhain Boo-rtz @excitedstate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're at the Bibibop Latitude, it's really just a law of nature
4 Bibibop locations all at the latitude of 116th Street in Indianapolis' northern suburbs
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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damarberlari.bsky.social @damarberlari.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Continuing my exploration of the distance fields and the Jump Flooding Algorithm #threejs #animejs
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tired: Regular God Wired: Machine God
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Keith Dunne @keithdunne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Homer Simpson protecting his giant pile of sugar.
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 04/09/2026
Working on my pitch for the “Nordic Film Universe Fighting Game” so if I can commission someone to make an animated mockup of Death from The Seventh Seal versus The Match Factory Girl let me know
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gamers have a pretty good track record of not overreacting to things, so I trust that the debate over GenAI in games is in good hands
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/08/2026
feels-good-man.bmp www.reddit.com/r/PlaydateCo...
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Playdate Tariff Refund- Massive respect for Panic!
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh my fucking god project 2025 is just season two of GI Joe
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patak @patak.cat · 25/08/2026
nitter.net is down. xcancel.com may go soon, too. all the respect to the folks at nitter for their services so far, but to be honest, X completely locking itself out of the web is probably a net positive for us all in the long term
Cease and desist
On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters have been sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

nitter.net is offline and development has stopped for the time being. I'm seeking legal advice and won't be commenting further on the specifics for now.

Thank you to everyone who used, hosted, packaged, donated and contributed to Nitter over the past seven years.

— zedeus, 25 August 2026
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1 Cat in the furnace 2 Everything's coming up Milhouse! 3 That's a paddling 4 Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter 5 Always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/08/2026
I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of America
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Why the Most Urgent Threat to America Is Actually a Bee
The giant, coordinated movement against them is not enough. Just ask these extremely credible experts.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sorry to them but this is such a funny before and after
Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.... • 23d
If you believe in liberal values, which is to say values like fairness, liberty, equality, the rule of law, but also in liberal virtues like kindness, respect, generosity - you have a moral obligation to suit up and fight for those values.
Yes, that means you have to post.
A lot.
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I Regret to Inform You that Posting Matters
Posting online didn't matter until it did. But now, if you believe in liberal volues, it's time to suit up and fight.
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Taking a break. This app (and all social media apps) is toxic and shouldn't exist.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.s... • 2d I'm taking a break. Maybe I'll come back in a month, maybe never, idk.
Social media is dangerous and destructive, and this app is particularly toxic and gross. Not worse than Twitter but, very bad.
Stay safe out there.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.s... • 2d
Piece of shit app.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
All the people who are anti-Wii U or want to slow Wii U progress, we have one question: if the Wii U disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through a work day without Ultra Smash, Amiibo Festival, or any other Wii U title? Imagine the Wii U was suddenly banned. Would you actually give it up?
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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maximum neil @ne8il.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
morgan, we have a surprise for you backstage today. that's right... let's bring out the barracuda
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 30/07/2026
People type “sickos_haha_yes.jpg” in reply as though they rename and organize their images... a more realistic filename-based reaction would be f2fv5q4k6qxw2lrgcu5dg562.webp
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
youtu.be/ymm0IGMaSYE?...
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The Last Man on Earth - Falling Slowly
YouTube video by Andyman
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When I was a kid, my dad got pulled over once for running a yellow/red light. The cop asked “Do you know why I pulled you over?” and my dad responded “Bad judgment?” I don’t know if he meant it to be as clever as it was, but I think about it a lot.
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maximum neil @ne8il.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i never thought about doing one of those ESPN graphics for linked in posts. fantastic idea
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyone want some peaches or an honest investigation into the 9/11 terrorist attacks? www.palisadeproduce.com
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
tl;dr "probably not" but the analysis is interesting and the strength/recovery benefits seem well-founded Listened to this podcast last week with similar conclusions: sciencefictionspod.substack.com/p/unpaywalle...
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I attended a conference and it was wild, everyone was talking about the problem that *my* business solves! What's that? No, I've never heard of confirmation bias.
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just found out that James Remar is in The Odyssey. Bold choice to rewrite Laertes as Harry Morgan.
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I told my wife to start dialing 911 about 2 sentences into this, thought I was having a stroke
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 15/07/2026
After some careful study over the past few weeks I put together some failure scenarios for football (soccer): - Should have kicked ball, but didn’t - Should not have kicked ball, but did - Kicked ball, but ball didn’t go where it was supposed to There may be more but this is what I have so far
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jordan Pickford looks stupid in real-time, but then you see him in slow motion and he still looks stupid
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Fredorrarci @fredorrarci.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The penalty cycle is turning back around in favour of players who can just fuck the fucking thing into the fucking net
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can the president of Egypt file a complaint with FIFA to get their third goal reinstated?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The referee accidentally VAR himself out of existence by creating a past universe where he was never born
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I was doing some research on firefighter, Subway enthusiast, and self-proclaimed "Jared fan" Clay Henry to see if he ever publicly disavowed Jared and stumbled on this tangentially related post-9/11 pearl-clutching from 2002
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Netherlands stays undefeated at the World Cup since 2010
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Paraguay is #1 Guay
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@illbzo1.bsky.social this is for you
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi knows his record-setting goal will be replayed forever, so he's waiting for the 360 no scope
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Kyle Shipley @shipstar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Every time I see Luis Suarez I think there is a third long-lost Property Brother
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 19/06/2026
Incredible things happening in England
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