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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman

@shelman5.bsky.social
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North Northamptonshire/South Lanarkshire Minesweeper Master: 2021/2022/2023/2024

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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/09/2025
all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh damn, quite poetic???
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a stick figure with a smiley face and the words have fun written below it
ALT: a stick figure with a smiley face and the words have fun written below it
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Yo, @whitebluesea.bsky.social how are you hanging?
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Vee @supersquidoodle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Invincible
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/01/2025
we need a bulterian jihad immediately
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Getting so many posts about skeleton crew on my timeline, despite never engaging with any Star Wars posts on here. The whole game is rigged, and I’m never watching your shite show
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Interesting things happening on Bluesky today
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Tom🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @norab84.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is gonna be my lunchtime movie today 😁
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bet this didn’t happen, lying piece of shit
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"If you are a soldier, do not fight for my freedom. Fight for the freedom of the soldier fighting next to you. This will make the war more inspiring for you both."
THE YOU YOU ARE book by Ricken from Severance. Page 197 slaps.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Recently a friend gave me the most incredible gift I have ever received. Would you like to see it? OF COURSE. Here is the tube map... IN CROSS STITCH. It takes my breath away that anyone could create this, let alone create it for me. She's astonishing.
Huge canvas map of the London Underground in cross stitch
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
For the next two hours, YOUR ASS IS MINE!
Your ass is his
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Watch Better Man, out in cinemas worldwide on December 26th
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
im a chicago 7, but a bluesky 8
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 22/12/2024
I used to really enjoy being a translator, and I was pretty damn good at it, too. My hatred of "AI" (it is no such thing in the majority of cases) is VAST
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
It's the geezer, put cans in the freezer, Anne Robinson, huh, Anne Robinson, have a breezer. Get a couple cans, get them in the freezer, Shirley and Lisa, gonna' have a pizza, do you know Rita?, you don't know Rita, we're gonna' have a pizza.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/12/2024
BEER TIP: adding a few drops of hot sauce is a game changer
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This wasn’t true btw, it was a test and you all failed. Miserably, might I add
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Expect a lot more BlueSky posts from ya boy, expecting to go platinum in the next two weeks. Non stop corkers in bound!!!
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
One reason there should be a revival of physical media is because it used to be possible to give people movies as gifts. You used to be able to hand someone Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People on DVD and then they'd watch it. You can't do that anymore and it sucks.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
A fake letter that announced Jimmy Carter's death (and was shared by Sen. Mike Lee) should serve as a reminder to read before you share! h/t: @yasharali.bsky.social
At her passing last November President Carter said, "Rosalynn was a baddie. Jill, Melania, even throat goat Nancy Reagan had nothing on Rosalynn. She was the original Brat. She gave me wise guidance and encouragement when I needed it. As long as Rosalynn was in the world, I always knew somebody loved and supported me."
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
Thinking back to the heady days of 2019 when people were like "JOKER will change cinema" and "Society is not prepared for JOKER," and the movie had nothing to say about anything.
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George Kyris @georgekyris.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Jamaica has recognised #Palestine. 🌐 Conflictsky www.middleeastmonitor.com/20240424-jam...
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Jamaica formally recognises Palestine as a state
Jamaica has announced that it has decided to officially recognise the State of Palestine following deliberations in the Cabinet on Monday. “Jamaica continues to advocate for a two-state solution as...
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Slow news day apparently
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Might have to quit blue sky after this one ngl
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Trying to make jokes on blue sky is like putting economic policy before fiscal responsibility (putting the cart before the horse)
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Chem trails in Glasgow atm, don’t go out
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Francis in Malcolm in the Middle goes through so much turmoil! Hard to watch at points, hope he’s alright 😢
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
You ever get the feeling journalism is kind of fucked
A Business Insider article that is headlined with, I shit you not, "The elves who came to Helm's Deep to relieve the forces of Rohan were a bunch of weenies who just wanted to jump the line to Valinor, there I said it"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
The show isn’t for me, but nonetheless I have to salute Reacher for offering one of the few positive depictions in media of lethal drifters
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
alright i’m done reading all the posts. more posts please
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Now Listening: open.spotify.com/track/2sE72G...
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Doctor Who - The Goblin Song - Original Television Soundtrack
Murray Gold · Song · 2023
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Follow 4 Follow guys 😂
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
@lukebren04.bsky.social Hi
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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman @shelman5.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Twitter without gamers, how will I cope?
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