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Dougie “The Gourmet” Jones II 🐐

@lukebren04.bsky.social
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Absolutely breathtaking interaction
her quote post of this garbage bag joke: Y'all, I'm starting to think that not only don't men have souls, they don't have brains either. 

my quote post of hers: When you can predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

her response: Yes Josh, and I didn't even need any of the 3 physics classes I took in engineering school to have this talent. Don't worry, kiddo, you'll figure it out eventually.my response: How can you tell? Often it will lean in the less heavy/bulky direction, hence the joke's relatability.

her response: I have a secret technique I developed as a child garbage scientist, called "jiggle the bag while you pull it out of the can so heavy stuff falls to the bottom" and also this other thing I have called a peripheral nervous system that can detect loads shifting.my response: I suppose the problem occurs when there's a mix of rigid items and soft items which can create unpredictable internal load distribution. Bag defory can shift the lean direction and center of gravity as wellher response: Is this the part where we act like a total dumbass was actually asking a deeply nuanced engineering question? FIND A HETERO TO TALK TO. JEEZUS.

my response: Why are you so mean..

her response: Do you not know any heteros? Or is this actually you at peak performance? Either way, I've already given you way more than I owe you, which is exactly nothing. Best of luck with your future garbage removal endeavors, mine are happening right now as I hit this block button.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
always knew the hyper-dimensional portal would open in Duluth
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Sonemic / Rate Your Music @sonemic.com · 27/02/2026
Sonemic Interview: Jim O'Rourke (@steamroom.bsky.social) Prolific producer, performer, and improviser Jim O'Rourke speaks with insight and affection on music, noise, films, and frogs in this interview with @calcash.in. rateyourmusic.com/feature/sone...
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
kidnapping a 20 something animation video essay boy and subjecting him to michael haneke and jaques tati films clockwork orange style until he either dies or stops making overly broad claims about the Creative Potential of animation in comparison to live action
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
if the 90s had tik tok: omg our sense of humor is so cooked, hakuna matata
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Sam Wetherell @samwetherell.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
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🐶 Snuggly Snuggly & Cuddly @funnycorey.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Some of President Biden's top donors have latched onto a "Twin Peaks" analogy aimed at keeping nervous supporters from defecting: President Biden is like The Giant - old and frail yet wise and influential - whereas Donald Trump is like Killer BOB, a gluttonous and powerful gangster
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Dougie “The Gourmet” Jones II 🐐 @lukebren04.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
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Dougie “The Gourmet” Jones II 🐐 @lukebren04.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Who else can relate
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 07/01/2024
going through old photos from our trip to Seattle and this one really stood out
Photograph of a convenience rack of fried snacks and beef jerky beneath a quote on the wall: 
"One cannot think well, love 
well, sleep well, if one has 
not dined well." 
- Virginia Woolf
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Dougie “The Gourmet” Jones II 🐐 @lukebren04.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
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🐶 Snuggly Snuggly & Cuddly @funnycorey.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
White people when Brian Griffin died
Dale Cooper & Pals at a funeral
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Please stop posting this image. This is *my* MRI result and I did not consent to it being made public. They call me the Phineas Gage of apples
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Dougie “The Gourmet” Jones II 🐐 @lukebren04.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Georgie’s blue sky premiere
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🐶 Snuggly Snuggly & Cuddly @funnycorey.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Yoda on Dagobah
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