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ShayJayCK

@shayjayck.bsky.social
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Award winning journalist | They/He | Libertarian socialist | Jew; Gael | Leviticus 25:35-37 | World biggest democracy enjoyer

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
every Saturday I wind up irrationally mad at one college football team I don’t even root for and then I purge it from my brain by the next week
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
using the computer without AI is fun and using the computer with AI isn't fun
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's pretty wild that they decided to just end the MLB playoffs in September, but I guess there's a first time for everything. Oh, well, plenty of hockey on tonight.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026
i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
watching someone stream a VR game and feeling offended when they take off their headset cuz they put me on the floor
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
reminds me of spacebar heating
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
havent updates my ID photo since 2016 and a guy legit just made this expression when i showed it to him at the register
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
>turn off my PC out of habit >turn on TV to watch jellyfin >mfw i remember my PC is my jellyfin server
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s a chyron on ESPN that just says ARE THE RAIDERS GOOD? and it’s really making me giggle
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man: Waiter, this soup is cold Waiter: It’s Gaspacho Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats -Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program -Cracked down on bad landlords -Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services This is what leadership looks like.
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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 24/09/2026
TIME TO DO AS THE FUCKING ROMANS DO
SpongeBob stands on bench yelling meme
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔵 +18.5 Noticing circles 🔴 -38.3 (!!!) Scrolling too quickly American Institute for Being Disappointed by Posts (9/23, 631 respondents)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the annals of #Mets baseball, this goes down as the most poignant, defining call in our history. Nobody has ever more perfectly described the experience of rooting for this team and appreciating the fleeting moments of glory. Thank you Howie. The book will never end.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yet
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/09/2026
Lincoln Riley: We are so worried about weird travel that we are ending one of football's most important rivalries Big Ten: Got it. Go have a horrible time in New Jersey. Here's some money
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this post required very little effort
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
try “footballs”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
uh oh
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
travis kelce and taylor swift got married in the offseason? methinks i hear wedding bells ...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Week 1 of NFL action is in the books. Week 2 awaits …” - Jon Bois
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yep, they're ending support for the desktop version next year. i'd planned on jumping over to blender eventually so this is definitely for the best
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they're sounding the air raid sirens in corvallis as dabo swinney and his boys are keeping the hats flying to the ball down in the swamp
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm also making an AI that's gonna kill everyone. if anyone cares
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
sorry, i'm becoming uncouth and unwholesome. i shan't speak.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the hussein hole was real
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching tennis
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Who You Callin’ Turkey @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
really interested to see who ends up winning this louisville-ole miss game. it's the season opener, and it goes without saying that both teams would love to kick off the season with a win
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
guy can't even stay on base. send him back down
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