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very little gravitas indeed

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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love this one because it can either be interpreted as disney adults who love cops broadly, or adults really into disney cops
a disney cop
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dischorsinization

disc horse bot
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Made over 50 replies yesterday


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Joined Nov ’23


Methuselah Syndrome
I'm fairly certain both Baron Harkonnen and Gollum knew what a nonce is.







Kylie Eleison
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Made over 30 posts yesterday 


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Medical Billing Mistake
The people demand to know whether MCU Doctor Doom also canonically cried about 9/11
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@maycetomlin
IM SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY WANNA LIVE IN MIKE TOMLIN'S MINECRAFT CITY. WHAT IM NOT SEEING IS ANYONE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VILLAGERS THAT *USED* TO LIVE THERE.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me to all UK malazan fans while sitting here waiting 5 more days for legacies of betrayal
congrats, happy for you, nice meme with angry child photos
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just remembering how normal people on here were about hasan
No, go ahead and defend the racist shitbag that thinks we deserved 9/11. Justify it to Dolly. I'm good.
8:02 AM · Aug 26, 2026
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dickbutt on this meme template
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No! No!!
linkedin job alert email: mrbeast is hiring a senior data scientist
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tfw I've been calling the souls games 3d metroidvanias since the first dark souls
brain throne wojak
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so much of our first play session was just walking around and giggling. really a unique experience that i can't recommend enough to those that have yet to try it
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
blobfish
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the arm:torso ratio on this chud is unreal
connor buckingham and his toothpick arms
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday snoozin
ryuko in a podmako in a box
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shot of a movie theater screen that says "Chris Hansen will return in Avengers Doomsday"
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deep vein of content came out of the poster's strike
corndad's blurred nude mirror selfie: "god I would probably post boner for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation to protect my black friends, my trans friends, my sex worker friends"
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vagina museum, scab in the poster's strike
@vaginamuseum.bsky.social: "We hope nobody needs to hear this today, but vaginas do not have a bone. However clitorises do, in most animals. It's time to bone up on the baubellium, also known as the os clitoridis."

reply: "Maybe you didn't see this, but we're doing a posting strike (except for mutual aid and SW) until Bluesky addresses its antiblackness problem."
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a fake sitcom title card with jamie detemetriou as jarressey from a sketch of his. he looks a lot like the de-aged turkish man
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Charles vi Brittania from Code Geass
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was it this one? because if so 100% same
the cover for loch by paul zindel featuring a plesiosaur face
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's insufficient copper
EA sports logo but "Sports" has been replaced with "Nasir"
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ford still gotta be the most caked up potus in history at least
gerald ford squatting over a football
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
leg canoe season
ryuko in a leg canoe
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
confirming the alternates are cool as hell
coney dog baseball hat
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
always interesting to see where guys like these draw the line
quoted tweet by Richard Hanania 
@RichardHanania 
It seems basically every form of conservatism is just naked Republican cheerleading and racism underneath the mask.

quote tweet by Jeremiah Johnson 
@JeremiahDJohns 
Fuck it, I was suspicious of Hanania's liberal turn for a looooong time. But in this moment I'm welcoming any and all persons who understand how insane the Republican party is right now.
I'm not reject allies any longer. To hell with everything, welcome to the team Richard.

5:44 PM • 25 Jan 26 • 130K ViewsHasan Piker Is Not Your Ally
The New Liberal Podcast
Apr 21 
Written By Jeremiah Johnson

Jeremiah tackles the recent discourse on popular streamer and influencer Hasan Piker. As many within the Democratic party cozy up to Piker, should we be worried about his history of promoting violence and authoritarianism?
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
confirmation that Taylor is a bluesky elder at heart
King Terence the Golden @the... • 1h I am in a constant state of fear of being disrespectful and i think more men should do that
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@regretagarbo.rip
we're literally talking about both of you
Aug 24, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hakeem jeffries bat photo
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
spice girl
mako explores a spice cabinet
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when you sit on the toilet too long
wow forever message: "Hemorrhoid Man invites you to a group"
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
still my favorite elevator pitch for one piece
4 real world things YOU can learn from anime! 4 panel meme

panel 1: "always give your 100%" with a picture of deku from my hero academia
panel 2: "never lose hope" with emma from promised neverland
panel 3: "the world's largest military is nothing more than a personal guard for the billionaire class. they will commit genocide in order to enact this brutal heirarchy and use propaganda to justify it and their endless wars. our only hope is to join together in a working class revolution to reclaim our freedom." with luffy from one piece
panel 4: "volleyball!" with shoyo from haikyu
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
republicans don't even campaign anymore they just look at you like this
jd vance from his simpering "give us another chance" video
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
principal skinner in the steamed hams scene saying no
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed tried to put this on his openers and they told him to get fucked, love to see it
bullet point from ed's bullshit post this morning: "I would never let down the fans who had made plans, nor would I abandon the touring crew and the other support acts and musicians who rely on me for work and to make a living."
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
metroid font image that says SAMUSES IS KIRBYS
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeahhhh
@maralynmaralyn.bsky.social

24.8k followers 30.7k following
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
nothing but respect for MY music parliamentarian
george clinton wearing a lion king blanket
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ayyyy fogettaboutit
Jill Sargent Russell, PhD
@jsargentr.bsky.social

The fact the cycling mafia is out for me over my posts reflecting my experience as a pedestrian is exactly the fucking problem.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
new metroid game is going for the vore crowd
box art for metroid ravenous
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why would you make them look so much like pylons the jokes write themselves
jabrill peppers taking out an endzone pylon for a diving touchdown
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
corndad ass CTO
paul frazee made over 50 replies yesterday and replies over 20 times per day on average
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
live Charlie Kirk reaction chryon with an empty chair at his podcast set
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Steven Crowder ideal male body tweet
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
doing statistics
python code: def cum_hazard(hazard) python code: posterior["beta"] sigma frailty normal
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
on the other hand
shot from the NBC broadcast showing 35 seconds on the NBC clock and 36 seconds on the stadium clock
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ocarina of time remake looking great
a wet frank reynolds emerges from a leather couch
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nothing but respect for MY Wet Zelda
princess ruto from ocarina of time
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
weird smooth link from OoT remakecreepy cut animatronic baby from twilight breaking dawn
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cat TV is thrilling this morning
ryuko and mako watching a group of turkeys out some garden level windows
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nyt guest essay by Erika Kirk:"what I've learned about grief"
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the bluesky team in the year 2026 for some reason
Girlz N Gamez cake is a lie comic
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
big walk, hour 2: it's lord of the flies time
a big walk player holds a key threateningly above another downed player with xs for eyes
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
god I wish that were me
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