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Shaqsquatch

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very little gravitas indeed

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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 4h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 8h
Have we talked about this zucchini? www.newscentermaine.com/article/news...
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 8h
don't talk to me til i've had my rabies
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19h
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This website has become so powerful
BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.... • 35s
Yuck. Used sex toys... my stepdaughter house was robbed. She didnt have much, but the robbers took a lovely ornate large box. Inside the box was her, adult toy collection. Her erotic art she drew some journals. She filed a report with the police She was super upset
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BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.... • 35s
About a week later 2 state troopers knocked on her door to ask her questions and take her into custody for illegal dumping... the burglars had dumped her box into a dumpster and they people complained... so the police looked at
"evidence" found her name address etc.
BucketShopBob @bucketshopbob.bsky.social
She explained what happened... but the worst creepy question she asked... where's the dumpster... she was going to dumpster dive for sex toys... for real. Afterwards I joked with her about it. Her defense was... i had A LOT of money invested....
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shit, denvis, get it together
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicole is a leading expert on the issue of campus sexual violence. I am floored that USA Today would do this to her. I find this kind of journalistic behavior unethical and morally reprehensible, twisting an interview with a renowned advocate for survivors into a hit piece against a survivor.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that feeling when you see a battleship for the first time
navy (NAVY)  v.  air force (AF)
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prolific rape and pedophile defender Michael Tracey is now melting down over the backlash to him doxxing Jane Doe and lying that he never did it. Even though he admitted to it in the same day
Someone described as a "CNN Creator" put out this video claiming I called for the "doxxing" of Jane Doe, and now a nationwide movement has been sparked against me. I NEVER CALLED FOR "DOXXING." CNN APPARENTLY OPPOSES WHAT IS CALLED "REPORTING" ON CLAIMANTS IN CIVIL PROCEEDINGSAfter identifying Jane Doe earlier tonight, I have now removed the information I published. Why? Because the principle has been served: to underscore that permanently anonymizing litigants who make sensational, spectacular, reputation-destroying claims about others -- so long as they can self-declare some form of victimization -- cannot be countenanced.

It's destructive, and an egregious abuse of the legal system by huckster plaintiff's lawyers. This practice has to end. Lawyers who seek to monetize this sleazy tactic should have to think A LOT HARDER about the claims they're willing to throw out into the public domain, using impressionable clients who may not even know what they're getting themselves into.

So why have I now removed her information?

Because I don't believe she's the main "villain" here. I primarily blame the bottom-feeding, media-manipulating, sleazebag lawyers who've made a whole cash-grab industry out of this racket.

Thomas Giuffra in particular has a lot to answer for. He's the central reason for the
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you think Jon 'Laken Reilly' Ossoff is going to match this? or a former prosecutor in Harris? there is one option, and I pray she runs.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Posting Our Videos
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
most of the criticism still stands by virtue of him doing the collab at all
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sounds like the leaked lyrics are fake at least but the collab is real
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be clear, it is confirmed that Eminem has an upcoming collaboration with Kid Rock. The song that was recently leaked may (though not confirmed either way yet) be fake. But there is a confirmed Eminem/Kid Rock collab coming out in the next couple weeks.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sounds like one or both of these might be fake, deleting if i can confirm
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the Charlie Kirk verse, the transphobic bit, or both?
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love this one because it can either be interpreted as disney adults who love cops broadly, or adults really into disney cops
a disney cop
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at last…
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
someone get this to all the nov '24 join dates; it'll knock out a huge tranche of HP holdouts lingering there
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for those not familiar Mark Bernstein is a nepo baby son who inherited one of the largest personal injury law firms in the state
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
now that's what I call a hall o ween
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is why reddit allowing people to hide their post history is such a tragedy
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
muckubus is the close cousin of the stinkubus
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was one a few months ago
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kwisatz Hitachi
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
was so happy it introduced me to chelmico
youtube.com
Love is Over (Tomggg Remix)
YouTube video by chelmico - Topic
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dischorsinization

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The people demand to know whether MCU Doctor Doom also canonically cried about 9/11
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 01/10/2026
People can like or dislike Rashida all they like for whatever reasons but it really does need to be highlighted that Western liberal-humanitarian discourse is so poor that she is basically the only one in Congress that talks about this stuff with regularity
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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wichita chinaman @swaggy.website · 01/10/2026
bizarre in a state where it's illegal to record a phone call without the consent of both parties. i fucking hate this guy
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@maycetomlin
IM SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY WANNA LIVE IN MIKE TOMLIN'S MINECRAFT CITY. WHAT IM NOT SEEING IS ANYONE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VILLAGERS THAT *USED* TO LIVE THERE.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 01/10/2026
Arkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me to all UK malazan fans while sitting here waiting 5 more days for legacies of betrayal
congrats, happy for you, nice meme with angry child photos
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just remembering how normal people on here were about hasan
No, go ahead and defend the racist shitbag that thinks we deserved 9/11. Justify it to Dolly. I'm good.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's a henema
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
convincing myself that he also chooses to be so wet all the time so that's also fair game
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hell yeah i'll be at the detroit stop that saturday, can't wait still kicking myself for missing the sound & fury tour
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it was a voter ID bill masquerading as doing something about insider trading
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dickbutt on this meme template
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ian, the Sinferno @kimi.darkestalleygang.lol · 30/09/2026
i was just trying to be helpful
letting Aaron know his automod doesn't work on alt text
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No! No!!
linkedin job alert email: mrbeast is hiring a senior data scientist
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
though to be clear this only reall works for the mainline souls games and bloodborne. sekiro and elden ring don't really do the same thing with level design
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they're not as platforming heavy but there's still stuff like the rusted iron ring and orange charred ring in DS1 and the silvercat ring in DS2 which open up new areas based on player progression, not to mention all the unlockable shortcuts i was half joking but they've got a lot of parallels
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