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@shaggysasquach.bsky.social
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Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I love most of the timeline is like "is he dead? no? Whatever graps is on!" #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
how did i sleep?   

a pie chart 

blue takes up half the pie chart - poorly  
yellow is less than a 1/4 - like shit  
orange is smaller - incorrectly  
purple is the smallest - in theory only   

mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 30/08/2025
This man won an Emmy #ROHDBD
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Miss me with that shit. 😌
Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a diving wrestler, holding up his middle finger to him. The wrestler is saying "you have to hand it to him, he totally changed the landscape and put pro wrestling on the map" Samoa Joe walking away from a wrestler in mid-air attempting a moonsault. The wrestler is saying "you gotta separate the art from the artist!" Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a wrestler in mid-air attempting a diving crossbody. The wrestler is saying "you shouldn't speak ill of the dead" Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a wrestler attempting a dive. The wrestler is saying "what about all the good things Hogan did for pro wrestling?"
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Efaru ✧ comms open @efaru.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It's my birthday today!! As per tradition, I would humbly ask you to share my art, it would make me really happy 💛 thanks for being with me for another year!
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Weapon: Greatsword Armor: Brigandine Magical accessories: ring of regeneration Animal companion: Caucasian Shepherd Dog
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Welp, dnd cancelled so had to come up with something else to do with 4 hours. For just using an oven I think it turned out well
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least toby keith is dead this time
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Assassins dress like cops & the secret police wear masks and no ID
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∙ ᴘᴀᴜʟɪɴᴀ ∙ @iamthepaulina.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I just want to know how anyone got addicted to pain killers because over the course of a decade and like 7-8 doctors and a botched surgery I have yet to get 1 to give me anything more then “take some Tylenol and stop telling me you think about kys because you can’t sleep because of the pain”
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This show had EVERYTHING! Including 12 minutes chaos backed by a crowed cheering drowning pool. #AEW
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I made a few adjustments and reuploaded my video. You cannot silence an Italian girl from New York. YouTube is complicit in my harassment and the harassment of others. Please like, share, comment, subscribe, and signal boost. Thank you all <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mn...
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Hating Them Gets Me Views, Here's My Story [Reupload]
YouTube video by Alyssa Merc
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Good Morning DOOMBOTS. Even the Ninja Turtles know that it is always morally correct to punch Nazis.
Raphael the Ninja Turtle punches Adolph Hitler right in the jaw while saying "For the Millions!"
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Gwen @yungdva.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#AEW #AEWCollision
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Killing all gaming media on the eve of a big console launch and a few months before what will likely be the biggest video game of all time is smart and well thought-out business from people that definitely do not spend all day eating their own shit.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
DOOM hopes you always have enough money to pay your rent, to buy your favorite snacks, and to invest in your art.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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"Women are ppl with periods."
Not really many women dont menstruate.
"Well, women are ppl with uterus!"
You can literally remove your uterus.
"Women are people born with uterus!"
You can be born without one.
"Women are ppl with two X chromosomes"
You can be AFAB and have a Y chromosome.
"Well women are people who are female at conception."
Everyone is female at conception.
There is no way to define womanhood that excludes trans women but includes all cis women.

saved this from facebook
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🌈 Krissy In Color 🌈 @krissyincolor.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Fascism alarm just WAILING rn
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 23/04/2025
I watch AEW for the plot. The plot:
AEW's Hangman Page is the world's most environmentally conscious cowboy. Here he is enjoying a glass of whisky while making wood ash for his compost pile
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
3 months and we’re at “imprison any who speak out”
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Good morning Happy Earth Day
Cloud and Barret sitting in a train. Barret is saying,"People say they love milfs but look how they treat the original milf (mother Earth)
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/04/2025
This won't be limited to just autism. They're building the panopticon to track anyone with any "undesirable" illness. This is eugenics, full stop.
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
FREE LUIGI AND GIVE HIM BETTER WEAPONS.
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
2026??😭😭😭 Jokes aside “xcom Star Wars” is immediately on the top of my wishlist
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 19/04/2025
Humble Bundle could literally post this, verbatim, for self promotion.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18/04/2025
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ sleep and eat snacks mainly ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/04/2025
I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.
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Mugiwara No Kitsune @mugiwarakitsune.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
When you consume Harry Potter in 2025, this is where your money goes. To that lonely, miserable bitch lobbying to make others lives a living hell. Also Harry Potter is bad 😬
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
what a horrible feeling it is to pay taxes to this infernal country
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Oh no I got suspended from twitter for fighting w/ Nazis again. lol 🤷‍♂️ Shocking how this happens every time I’m stuck at home for weeks at at time & just keep having to see how bad it is over there
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming
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Jose @jum.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
a penguin with a machete with text overlayed that says become untariffable
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Guess who has 2 thumbs & a month off work because doctors actually looked at the mri and realized I’ve been walking on 2 fractures in my ankle for an unknown amount of time? 👍 this guy 👍
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*
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caitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 27/03/2025
thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
a screenshot from the animated film princess mononoke. a man covered in bandages lays on a straw mat, under a straw blanket. the caption says “The world is cursed, but still, you find reasons to keep living.”
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Rob.(?)(!) @barackomamba.blacksky.app · 04/03/2025
Completely and utterly normal
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molly priddy @mollypriddy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i’m never going to see any of the money i’ve had taken from my paychecks for 25 years
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A movie you’ve watched more then 6 times
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a girl is standing next to a white wolf in a forest .
ALT: a girl is standing next to a white wolf in a forest .
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Jesse @shaggysasquach.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I know Statlander is trying to give Willow her space, but she should kill Jon moxley. Ya know just as a friend. #AEW
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