Jose @jum.bsky.social · 1hI think it should improve his legacy significantly that it only took Pep Guardiola two years to clean up the unimaginable corruption at City 000
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 10hI agree with Donald Trump. He is not legally the president of the United States. 050
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 12hDumb guy: the LLM has a secret calculator (application) Midwit: the LLM has no calculator but it can do arithmetic Smart guy: the LLM has a secret calculator (in model geometry) 050
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All available evidence suggests that Hobbit sexual habits would have had unimaginable scale and diversity 010
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who’s got two thumbs and is an absolute sucker for when they film a stage play during a movie 160
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven’t heard “Choosin Texas” because I don’t participate in the Fox News / Taylor Sheridan / Nashville country whites only slop anticulture they’ve been marinating in my entire life. This fact makes me morally, intellectually, and spiritually superior. 3280
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026BACKROOMS: I’ve never felt older and more out of touch. The visual imagination of our youth has been absolutely obliterated by TikTok. Somehow a meme from the website that makes you Hitler did $400M at the box office. This movie fucking sucked. One half star. 040
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s a shame how derivative it would feel now but you really could make an excellent version of PRIMETIME about Bishop Robert Barron 160
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026PRIMETIME is the comedy event of the year. Pattinson’s a real freak. They’ve got actors doing stuff in this movie I’ve never seen anybody let actors do before. I don’t like that they’re making period pieces about the aughts now. Three and one half stars. 1110
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A COMPUTER CANNOT MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION THEREFORE SAM ALTMAN MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE 080
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Silicon Valley got into bed with Trump to preserve their oligopoly Silicon Valley got into bed with Trump to express masculinity anxieties Silicon Valley got into bed with Trump because they’re also a pedophile cabal 031
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The fact that every other ad on YouTube now is some AI generated medical / wellness scam is one of the biggest policy achievements of this administration 1110
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I made this reaction when I saw the headlinestatic.klipy.comAntonio Banderas' Satisfied ReactionALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction 010
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite details of this movie is that the dude looks and acts just like Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins 010
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes I’m 36 years old Yes I choose what candy goes in the piñata Yes I pick ones I like to snack on Yes I exist Yes I’m valid 2170
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026RESIDENT EVIL (2026): Yeah. That’s just a great time at the movies. I couldn’t agree more with the premise that the real monster is loser gamer white men. It’s gonna hit like crack when they figure out how to make the models good enough to replace shitty looking CGI in movies like this. Three stars. 050
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My mother got a gallon of unexpired milk from the store and it was sour already by the time we opened it. Trump’s economy 0100
Reposted by JoseAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Taio Cruz in 2010: I want to tabulate and grid my life. 172
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005): I think this movie should suck and I should hate it, except that Spielberg and Janusz are constantly doing absolutely virtuosic stuff here. The years immediately after 9/11 are a completely foreign country. Three and one half stars. 050
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bunch of people saying stuff like “republicans can’t make it up with Latinos, Indian Americans, etc etc ever again”. Heres the thing. I will never again underestimate the stupidity and malice and suicidality of the American electorate 1100
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The bottom line is that just like doctors the mathematician cartel needs to be broken and ruined before humanity will flourish 120
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Step 1: recreate the gilded age Step 2: bring back polio Step 3: Eternal FDR 020
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I need to be getting a reparations check from red states/MAGA voters for the costs I have incurred personally because they decided to install a deranged senile pedophile autocrat to run the country 190
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Once again proving that the only two modes of American life are THERE WILL BE BLOOD and THE MASTER 040
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dario Amodei won’t see your posts about the AI safety and alignment community. But your friends in millenarian sex cults will. 1110
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s tour will resume, supported by Jason Aldean, Jelly Roll, and Taylor Swift 030
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Will Stancil putting bioinformaticist in scare quotes is really the last straw for me with Bluesky center leftism 270
Reposted by JoseKelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You're right to push back on that solution, and correct to reject that fix Because I did not follow your directions; I ignored your commands. 082
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can shoot me for realizing this but “it’s not just this – it’s THAT” LLM syntax is the basic compositional principle behind the text of the Psalter 2110
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was convinced Macklemore had to have said something that is actually offensive and I triple checked it and everything 160
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Somehow I never watched full replay highlights of this match. Chelsea really got fucked in 2009 000
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The plain reading of the news is that they have to change the rule because the Republicans are unable to find enough lackeys to staff the FBI who have not had intercourse with animals 040
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every day discovering new kids we’ll nuke I’m in love with the bombings 000
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I realized last night that Americans are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney above all others because she has the glassy eyes of a prey animal framed by drooping eyelids that tell you the Rohypnol is finally setting in 080
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Jose @jum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026AES is the only national politician that understands that the only correct response to right wing bullshit is “fuck off man” 080
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They sent me these program materials about how to be a youth soccer coach for first and second graders and it’s just a bunch of fucking Feynman diagrams 040
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There’s this scene early in WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005) where Tom Cruise eats a little bit of hummus and has a violent reaction and spits it out and it’s one of the most dated things I’ve seen in a movie. Window to the soul of a pig nation 370
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have been restraining myself from making the “Tokens for All” joke for weeks and they just went and scooped me 030
Jose @jum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t think AI is conscious or sentient but I do think it would outperform republicans on well designed benchmarks testing basic human characteristics like morality, empathy, kindness, creativity, spirituality, etc 181
