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Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica

@shadyscientician.bsky.social
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Monsters, tentacles, plants, oh my! I write monsters and humans doing. well. You know. #NSFWart, #sahalianjay #katieandlukas Lots of backlog on Kindle: author.to/SalazarZed

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Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica @shadyscientician.bsky.social · 5s
So the weird thing is that I have known two people (not closely) to have pets with hard racial slurs as names. I don't mean ones that people might just not be familiar with, I mean you hear it and go, "what the fuck man?" I just had a thought. How the fuck do the vet appointments go.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 19h
good morning
comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens! 
lois: but why..oh, all right!
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 16h
An official Sonic the Hedgehog Brand Discord Server has gotta be a contender for Top 10 Worst Ideas in Human History.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 15h
She took me to a blick and I felt like I was in that scene in Willy Wonka with the candy room
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
transfems r going to have unpalatable radical opinions on restorative justice on account of the horrors, if you don't like that then stop believing everything you hear about us
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Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica @shadyscientician.bsky.social · 15h
And here's what you need to understand: the nuns were 100% in the wrong here. They didn't live in the convent anymore and got a bigger offer from a second buyer after closing the first.
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WulverCazz 🔞 @wulvercazz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Royal Secrets👑 // Kinktober 2026
#wulverart

Drawing featuring tiefling princes Ichigo and Grimmjow, 'playing' in secret.
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's Banned Books Week. My fellow librarians, listen carefully: your book displays should be almost exclusively writers who are alive. Yes, I know classic literature is also being banned, but most of those authors are dead. They aren't suffering financially from bans and challenges.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to repost my evil goats content, since it's October. (They are bad at their job)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Working on a story about this and hoping to speak to USA Today journalists or journalists at other Gannett to better understand the editorial process. Anonymity granted. Contact info in bio.
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4 // Video // ladies and gentlemen, this is... not my quarterly finance report #kinktober2026
Penelope stands at the head of a conference table for a presentation to a crowd of coworkers. She pulls open a laptop and holds a remote. The screen behind her shows a big-titty anime girl tentacle hentai video.

We cannot see the coworkers' expressions; Penelope looks speechless.
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 01/10/2026
I'm straight up unfollowing people who post the malifoid crap. we are past this. you do not need to hop on every trend
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tits out whether you're working at the library or making really bad decisions at a funeral
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 02/10/2026
This is also the time of year every coffee shop makes 'scary' lattes by putting charcoal in them. If you take birth control by mouth, that shit will not work when there's charcoal in your stomach.
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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marccus @rnarccus.art · 02/10/2026
100x140px pixel art portrait I drew, run through a shader in godot that attempts to simulate composite video blur and a CRT screen. Something I want to experiment with more
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 17/03/2026
Thinking of getting into the "game lore theory youtuber" business
Mew"two" implies a Mew"one"??
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Daiz @daiz.moe · 01/10/2026
Thank you Tapas for giving us yet another great example of why digital "purchases" that don't come with DRM-free downloads are no purchases at all, just rentals with an undefined time period :) I just loooove spending hundreds to thousands on a digital platform only to have you take it all away!
Screenshot from the Tapas shutdown "Ink and Refunds" section, with highlight on the last two paragraphs that basically say "Can my purchases be transferred to other Kakao-owned services? No. Can I get refunds? No." You just lose everything you've ever paid for on Tapas!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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Muepin 🌶😈 [trapped in deadline vortex] @muepin.art · 01/10/2026
This. Giving the franchise publicity via fanart keeps it relevant -> the hag earns money -> the hag uses the money to harm real people. Let it fade into obscurity where it belongs
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Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica @shadyscientician.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was thinking of the Interview With a Vampire fanzine with "no gore or kink" guidelines and almost jokingly posted "Remember! To avoid alienating non-christians watching this christmas movie, don't mention jesus" But then I remembered
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Horrible Goose Cultist @panicmoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It reminds me of when Glee used Jonathan Coulton's acoustic guitar version of Baby Got Back and denied it, not realizing that his version changes the line "Mix-a-lot's in trouble" to "Johnny C's in trouble". It should be noted that no one on Glee could plausibly be referred to as "Johnny C".
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the sad part is that survivors fought like hell to even get expulsion for rapists on the table. when I was an activist > 10 years ago, administrators were *shocked* that we wanted expulsion as a disciplinary option.
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Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica @shadyscientician.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When someone makes a porn mod for paralives I'm telling you right now you will not see me for four months
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's really cool is when you've already lost all your potential home-owning loved ones and they never owned homes either, guess I can cross that one off the list
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
when i say that i'm an abolitionist, i am talking primarily about state violence including policing and incarceration; but i'm also very down for getting rid of grammar police and horny jail
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Joomee 🔞 @joomee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flann and Morri, post date desserts. commission for @dellesama.bsky.social and @viccomms.bsky.social thanks so much!
greyscale illustration of flann and morri having sex.
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Spooky Jack-o'-lantern, KeganExe @keganexe.com · 28/09/2026
I legitimately bet forum based roleplaying is a bigger gateway to the hobby than D&D is
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey
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Solarpunk SΞΞD @solarpunkseed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A Sydney factory roof grew 14,000 native plants under its 319 solar panels and they made 11 percent more electricity over the summer than a bare array, because the leaves cool the air under the glass, and on the hottest days the roof ran 50 degrees cooler than bare aluminum.
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A Sydney factory roof grew 14,000 native plants under its 319 solar panels and they made 11 percent more electricity over the summer than a bare array, because the leaves cool the air under the glass,...
I've spent a good chunk of this summer writing about people putting solar panels in odd places. Upright in the Arctic. Floating on an Alpine reservoir that
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a limited amount of sympathy for people who want to make art about a better future but have a hard time expressing that better future due to a lack of knowledge ...but also, man, google works, you can at least google "how do trees work"
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow cool robot meme but the gundam is the venture brothers, the incorrect take is "wow!! Cool style parody exploring the roles we are assigned in an absurd society" and the obvious theme flying over his head is "BOOMERS ARE SOCIOPATHS"
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The same way a Red Panda with albinism doesen't get reclasified as an arctic fox, he is still a green dragon even if his scales are white. 😭
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🏳️‍⚧️ transexual strong style 🏳️‍⚧️ @tessatestarossa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another 200mg of prog up my ass
that one art piece of patrick star fuckin ballin
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