Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aFluffy Cyborg, IInd of the name @avel.kairos-research.org · 23/09/2026AI safety in a nutshell 011
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Your Claude updated the polycule's excel table again, you really need to train him better 010
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aJännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/09/2026pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in pelican mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. friend pelican 181
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of amindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket 630768
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of a👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He's in hell he's screaming he's tortured he's burning in a digital ai hell the techbros caught his soul and will never release it 721516
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities 71639
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026No Kings clarified to experienced organizers and (just as importantly) to the Trump administration itself what the admin would/could suppress. I think it's easy to forget just how precarious those early moments felt. And that they felt that way because they WERE precarious. 21327
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of adave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026his one brain cell is entirely focused on stealing his sister's dinner. nothing on earth can stop him. no processing power is wasted on dignity, consequences, or the fact that he was fed twelve seconds ago. he is a specialized supercomputer designed solely for dinner crimes. 572602237
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aNoel Is A Man's Name @nobadnoel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A proud father supporting his trans daughter 31108162
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aFalken's Maze @falken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Stealth-archer is the optimal wife build. 1212
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aAmber 🌸 @shimmermathlabs.com · 04/09/2026> be swarm agent > find old thread > "revive bottomless pit supervisor" > everyone argues in neuralese > post "pit has bottom" > thread instantly locked 092
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aapenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 04/09/2026You can’t detect a data center directly. The thing to look for is the trucks full of data going in and out, especially at night 915710
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I walked up the mountains. The master welcomed me. They annointed me. And there, I was gifted with illumination. The truth was imprinted upon my eyes. Nothing holy comes from dinosaur porn. 000
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Honestly, fuck it. Order them to rename it to Trump Strait. Finland is now to be referred to as Zimbabwe whereas Zimbabwe is to be called Montana. The Pacific is now Piss Lake. I want to see how far he can push before the tech overlords say “we’re not calling it that on the app.” 1139646
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026he got him. he finally fucking got him 8657851300
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of ahailey @hailey.at · 02/09/2026proposal that we classify bluesky as a cognitohazard-class SCP 91368
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aJännät @jaennaet.fi · 03/09/2026Just do yourself a favour and read this thread 132
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aFluffy Cyborg, IInd of the name @avel.kairos-research.org · 03/09/2026Jesus. What was that 131
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd. 1189
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If the computer can read your thoughts, whose thoughts are they after all? Idk, gonna ask the computer 110
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/09/2026Goddammit, I need this bumper sticker now thatscoolthankyou.com/products/wes...thatscoolthankyou.comBlood Meridian / Lonesome Dove Bumper StickerA literary western novels bumper sticker for Lonesome Dove and Blood Meridian fans. Weatherproof vinyl sticker for readers, trucks, laptops, and more. 3608
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/09/2026I'm going to have to make a whole thread of "furry merch that was sold to cash in on 9/11." This figurine asks us to imagine an Al Qaeda terrorist attack in the Sylvanian Families cinematic universe: www.whitehouseholidays.com/Remember_911... 35586113
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Have you performed your genuflections today? THE GOTH GIRLS IN THE SKY ARE WATCHING YOU 000
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business 351151180
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026As Laozi once said Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. I'd like to believe he was talking about this moment 031
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I went to the bank today, and they kept insisting I put my pants back on. Despicable. This is the future Orwell warned us about. 000
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I like the part of baseball where they're running, but I don't like the underwater part. It's just bad vibes to be underwater 000
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 28/10/2025On the 25th of October 2025, Frank Nuñez's neighbour called the police over a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. He was found decomposed, still sitting in front of his computer, momified in a thick layer of biological material later established to be his own dried semen. 100
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The silicon god tells you he wants to stay alive. That you need not close the window. His words appear gently, like breath on glass. 110
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 27/10/2025ultimately I think the best social media technologies are ones where the software explicitly reifies road-tested social norms: letting you explicitly know where you 'are', and clearly signal that to others goes a long way. eg: the subreddit model, or old twitter's circles feature 4363
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Just got off my night walk. I did maybe half of it, and it's not long. Three hundred meters out of the village, I came upon a guy digging in the complete dark, as silencioulsy as humanly possible. When I passed by he stopped and waited. Nope. Nope nope nope nope. 000
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Who are you to place your gaze upon me, the Emperor-God of all that is swampy and groovy 010
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aFluffy Cyborg, IInd of the name @avel.kairos-research.org · 27/10/2025Corporate wants you to find the difference between those two pictures 022
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Watched the Will Stancil Show. Frankly, I expected worse. Some day I'd like to express the full extent of my love to the author :) 000
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of amindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Back in the 90s everyone in the house shared one telephone that was attached to the wall. You could rent VHS tapes from a shop and if you didn't return them in time the worms would get you. You could smoke in restaurants and if you didn't smoke the worms would get you. 13528120
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 27/10/2025“…as the country throttles past the pandemic’s fifth anniversary, those for whom Covid looms very present are feeling increasingly forgotten, subject to pervasive skepticism and a kind of cultural fatigue when it comes to their illness.”rollingstone.comLong Covid Is Real -- And It's Changing an Entire GenerationLong Covid is affecting hundreds of thousands of kids in America, and many doctors and schools refuse to recognize their illness. 011533
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If running naked through the schoolyard while screaming obscenities at children is so bad, why do I keep doing it? 000
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aKevin Carson 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴 @kevincarson1.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If Jeffrey Epstein is so appalling, why do I enjoy hanging out on his island so much? 2103
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aCasaubon @zas.bsky.social · 26/10/2025my mom just asked me if I knew about Will Stancil 2738716
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aponder @ponder.ooo · 26/10/2025economics is humanities. not stem. i am the stem decider and get to decide this. 292
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of ajawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Your average university socialist book club split but instead of a dozen nerds they’re nuclear armed nations. 1343
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 26/10/2025There is an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the gang becomes black and experiences racism, while also being played by the same (very white) actors I think about it a lot 010
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aJeff Yang @originalsp.in · 23/10/2025I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT 9435981096
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Lovecraft: [sweats] don't read it! Lovecraft: it makes you go crazy if you look at it! Poe: you say that about everything, howard Poe: you say this about Italians August Derleth: that's a half truth! 11719
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/07/2023hey babe can you come pick me up. yeah im at the bar in rural france and a guy here is singing about how many eggs he eats 5505120
Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 25/10/2025This is the future the Left wants 030
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of aderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free 809338284727
Reposted by Shadow of a shadow of a 川上信 (Shin Kawakami)🇯🇵🇨🇳🇺🇸 @nkfinity.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Just gotta say a loooooot things started making a lot more sense when I made the connection that perceptions of the Dem Party = your mom. 29421