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Secret Human

@secret-human.bsky.social
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Probably a lot of dumb shit about fighting games and horror movies.

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JetSetKyoro @jetsetkyoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Illbleed has some beautiful billboards
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have all the #Hooptober 2026 categories complete and it's still September (for three more hours). I'll need to watch nine more movies to bump the number up to thirty but that's just the victory lap. I have a handful already lined up.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the ideal form of commercial gamedev is a fidget spinner that is also a slot machine it's not about communicating anything, it's about self-soothing. this is the rosetta stone to understanding like half a dozen different recurring game design discourses and the design trends that kick them off
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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かとら @katoraman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
親方!空から本田の子が! #格ゲーキャラ描こうぜ #streetfighter
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Keits @keits.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There is no skill-floor low enough for mass adoption of competitive games because the difficulty of competitive games is not the mechanics or inputs, its the other players.
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sorry to the workers who are bearing the brunt of some upper management types thinking a fighting game could ever make fortnite money instead of the upper management types getting fired because they clearly did no research about what a fighting game market actually looks like
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No matter how well written or dynamic, the mutants are fundamentally hamstrung by Earth-616. They represent a future that can never arrive, a tantalizing glimpse of evolution in a setting defined by the status quo. That's how a metaphor for progress becomes a byword for futility and empty nostalgia.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/plea...
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Another Terrible Idea @atichannel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tohno Akiha, who admittedly only has two maids, with a speech bubble added beneath her.
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Beautiful women named "unhealthy air quality" are currently messaging me
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's inconsiderate for Lindsay Graham to die like that because it's a big waste of Satan's time to make the trip to DC twice in the same week for both Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell. Satan is a longtime partner of theirs, show some respect for his time and coordinate your plans. Thank you.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 11/07/2026
The internet used to be beautiful
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
On average Americans read one book a year and it is this book
Larry Wilde’s
COMPLETE BOOK OF ETHNIC HUMOR
A Hilarious Collection of Jokes That Poke Fun at Just About Everyone!
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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紀元前スピカ @bcspica.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
MSたち
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The Grinch . @hanjuri.love · 01/07/2026
so many beautiful anime girls are named “skeb”
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HEARTWARMING: This 11 year old developer still plagiarizes their games the old-fashioned way
"Gamers don't want it": Palworld lead says Pocketpair doesn't touch AI because players hate it and artists "like doing stuff themselves"
News
By Austin Wood published yesterday
"If the gamers don't want it, I guess that's it, right?"

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/survival/gamers-dont-want-it-palworld-lead-says-pocketpair-doesnt-touch-ai-because-players-hate-it-and-artists-like-doing-stuff-themselves/
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Matt Hill @gethill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/05/2026
Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 23/04/2026
Is Elden Ring one of the most "if those kids could read, they'd be very upset" stories in gaming?
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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pragmata (Capcom, 2026)
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Maybe not the absolute best, but Daigo once called II' Guile's crMK "The Spear of the Gods" and he might be onto something.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter. Remember the reason for the season.
official Char's Counterattack art of Char doing a Christ on the cross pose.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Some Street Fighter fans will tell you that one of Alex's most iconic moves is his power bomb, but that's borne from an ignorance of the art of pro wrestling. True fans of the sport know that the move is primarily known as an "usagi drop." #SF6 #Alex
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
[US billionaire giving interview] the fellas and I have attained perfect existence as unthinking, unfeeling monsters driven by inhuman appetites. and what I can't understand is why the rest of you aren't more stoked.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
And they say Bandai doesn't care about NA Gundam fans
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Thom Coffyn @mecha-tho.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
there is no universe in which Char turns down an interview with Chotiner
Quattro: I would like to start by apologizing to the members of this Assembly and all Federation citizens. We mean no disrespect to you by taking control of this session.

Chotiner: OK

Quattro: Deep down, we all believe that humanity should no longer pollute the Earth! Only the Titans, whose souls are weighed down by gravity, still think of ravaging it!

Chotiner: But that's not the only reason you've come here today, is it?

Quattro: What do you mean?

Chotiner: I've heard you have another name.
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Secret Human @secret-human.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sure, working for a heartless multinational corporation is a demoralizing grind with zero job security, but there are benefits, too. For example, the department head just posted a really cool gif in the work Slack for Employee Appreciation Day.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
bro, for real, me and the boys were CRUSHING it in dubai. celebrities and everything. like, swear to god, outta nowhere we met the thing from Don't Look Now...no no, the one where you can see donald sutherland and julie christie like legit go at it...yeah, that one, the thing in the red rain slicker
A picture of a bunch of right-wing influencer creeps in Dubai, hanging out with Ian Miles Cheong, who's dressed like he's auditioning for a Spy vs. Spy series sponsored by tommy bahama but can't make up his mind which role he wants, and who is more or less being held up by holding onto the shoulders of the rest of them. it looks like what would happen if someone sent the sculpture of dorian gray-type occult object that represented their soul on vacation and stayed home instead. it's like these guys are hauling around a little memento mori. "bro, seriously, this is dope as fuck, but remember that all flesh is grass, youwhymsayin?" like i've never seen a bachelor party try to haunt itself
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johnny 🔜 Midwest Mixfest, magfest @magicmoste.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The EVO situation is dire.
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
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