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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Three days in a row this week I, I lifelong Democrat whose loathing of the right has never been stronger, received increasingly demented emails from Donald Trump. Where did they get my email from? Genuinely curious.

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm sure this has been brought up, but is trump's obsession with the strait of Hormuz due to its strong resemblance to a phallus about to penetrate an orifice of some kind?

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

In preparing to kvetch about how much better the old iconic USPS logo was than the current one, which we've been tolerating since 1993, i was floored to learn that the old logo only hearkened back to 1970, and its predecessor- a man on horseback- was in use for an astounding 133 years

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He dictates a rambling, late-night tweet to his companion. "Dolly was the biggest phony in American history and we are safer without her." His companion posts the tweet. Mobs swarm the White House, making January sixth look like a baby shower.

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026

what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way

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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It’s kind of hard to get people to accept this but they literally want your kids to die and be replaced by white babies with teenage mothers

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Black man at the bus stop: "Cubs fans will yell 'get that n--- off the field' and nobody cares because the team is just that good." He then explains that he is a Cubs fan, and that the team is all white aside from one Hispanic guy. He also says he's in AA but it's the start of football season so...

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Honest to God, don't think I've been inspired by a YouTube video like this in my life. What a weird savant.

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America’s largest grocery store should be out of business

YouTube video by Morning Brew

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just saw my 7th grade science teacher mentioned in a book by my new favorite author and I feel like my head is going to explode from the strangeness of it

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just saw the odyssey and I feel like I am going crazy because I seem to be the only one who just thinks this is a very, very, very bad movie. Every single aspect of it was bad. I feel like I saw the wrong movie by accident

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

To me, any Democrat who runs for President and doesn't begin by promising to fire everyone at ICE on week 1, cannot be taken seriously about anything else.

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Turtle in a coma I know, I know, it's seriooouuss

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Graffiti on the light rail barrier: "Peter Thiel is a schmuck"

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

As you party on the 4th of July, it's important to take a moment to remember that Spuds Mackenzie's vital role in the signing of the Declaration of Independence. (Bud Light calendar, 1990)

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decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

the middle ground of the abortion debate: the right to neither bring a pregnancy to term nor terminate it, instead banishing it to the ethereal realm between worlds, ever to wander the twilit dust as a mourning shade

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I dont know who wrote this, but 🎯

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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Here is how you dismantle the conservative movement: - Ban gerrymandering - Unleash the IRS to target political nonprofits/strip them of tax exempt status - Pack SCOTUS to overturn Buckley v. Valeo - Eliminate consumer welfare standard - Break up right-wing media - Punishing taxes on the rich

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It’s the 48th anniversary of Jeffrey Vallance’s solemn interment of Blinky, a Foster Farms fryer frozen chicken from Ralph’s Supermarket, at the Los Angeles Pet Cemetery, with a full funeral service, a light blue coffin with pink satin lining, and memorial plaque 🧵

A patch of ground and a rectangular grey stone bearing the words “1976-1978 BLINKY the friendly hen, Jeffrey Vallance”

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I remember the day I realized My father wasn’t a noble anticapitalist. He was just proudly and profoundly cheap

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/04/2026

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Ok your space propaganda wore down my space apathy and now I’m really into it I hope you’re happy

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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 31/03/2026

We should let him finish it. On the day it's done you let him in for a final inspection. It's knee deep in plastic balls. Oh ha ha he says. Balls. A ballroom. We're making jokes. We like jokes don't we. Everyone leaves. More balls begin to pour in. It's not stopping. The doors and windows are sealed

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/03/2026

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says Iranians are sinking tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great President Trump is in town tonight. Go and see him. He says oil is flowing.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...'"

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Like a lot of things rich guys believe and fund, the AI consciousness thing is in part driven by a desire to abscond from the responsibility of what they've made. It also explains why so many of them think we're in a simulation. Doesn't matter if everybody died if we're all just 1s and 0s baby!

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Noah Pasternak @noahpasternak.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

YOU (simpleton): Morrissey will never have a relationship with a younger Italian man, known only as "Gelato", with whom he will seek to buy a house ME: [chuckles wryly,]

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

McDonald's is expecting to sell a heck of a lot of Filet-O-Fish for Ash Wednesday today, but just think of how much better it would be if they served them in a CAPTAIN CROOK SEA BAG! This was McDonalds' first-ever attempt at a kids meal, from early 1975.

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Errol Morris @errolmorris.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

My friend and America’s greatest filmmaker, Fred Wiseman, died. No one has penetrated further into the fabric of reality. I will miss him.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

let's stay together

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Sandhya Dirks @audiosand.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

First Sunday funnies of the new year

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.

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Peaceablegrotto @peaceablegrotto.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

“This is a Christmas card that Al Horen sent me in 1966 or so. That’s 60 years ago. It features Mickey, Popeye, and Charlie McCarthy! The top half folds over. When it is lifted, this is what we see” Source: Mel Birnkrant

Greeting card with partially hidden cartoon drawing. Top half is folded over with text in red reading “Merry Christmas - Santa Claus is Coming!” The bottom half shows Santa’s legs and boots up against two female legs in white stockings that stop at what appears to be pink bare buttocks.

The full image, when top is lifted. Santa in his fur-lined red suit with a large sack slung over his shoulder. Inside peeks out the top of a sled, a horn, a drum, Charlie McCarthy’s head, Mickey Mouse’s head, and the upper half of Popeye. Santa winks at the viewer, and the “legs” are revealed to be a pair of stockings he is filling. The “buttocks” are Santa’s pink mittens.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The only conclusion I can draw from this is that there is something physically wrong and cognitively wrong with Trump, he knows it, and he's angry and frightened.

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Skot Armstrong @skot.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!” -Charles M. Schulz #BOTD

Charles M. Schulz, creator of the Peanuts comics, featuring Charlie Brown and Snoopy on Art Linkletter's House Party, a CBS daytime variety, talk and audience participation television show, 1958.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The ugly secret is that AI is a narcissist machine that’s programmed by people who desperately need validation for a lonely, isolated population that desires an increasingly frictionless existence.

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Flexible Fang @seannmccollum.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

The ambivalent return of Sunday Funnies

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