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@seaguardxiv.bsky.social
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⬗ chronic fatigue haver ⬗ she/they | 🏳️‍🌈 very queer | >30yo, white | SoCal ⬗ EN / DE ⬗ frieren-pilled ⬗ shitposter & software engineer ⬗ pfp by @emibirdee.art

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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 3h
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 11h
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 4h
I get a push notification with a special icon, and a title of "Flood Watch - California" Wow. Super important and targeted. I tap to see details. It just opens up a google search for "Flood Watch" (No "California"). Naturally all the top results are for the East Coast one. Great thank you AI.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 7h
Fun Fact

Can change sex when grow up!
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 9h
Twitch streamer fucks around (collabs with US Army), finds out (loses 70% of viewership) aftermath.site/dan-gheesling-...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 6h
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 7h
one more old but still gold piece for witchtober
mushroom witch inspired by amanita muscaria
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h
“Thats a serious question?” Lmfao
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 9h
a big part of ossoff's rhetorical success is it doesnt contain the compromise and caveats that are a baked-in part of democratic party rhetoric. theres no pretending that his opponent is just misguided or will be pulled back from the edge by "the good republicans." ossoff is saying "fuck this guy"
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Ro @xivsummonerro.bsky.social · 23h
"D-did youu take da icture yet." #hrothtober #hrothtober2026 #hrothgar
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 12h
i know how it sounds but this time i think we really can harness the power of ancient evil, for good
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매요내주 @nomain050.bsky.social · 14h
LOVE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active…
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart
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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 11h
“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 12h
If you lose power during Hurricane Isaias and use a portable generator, remember to run it at least 20 feet away from your home. Never run a generator indoors. Carbon monoxide is a deadly gas you can't see or smell and it can kill in minutes.
One portable generator with an equal sign next to a lot of cars. The text reads: one portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as hundreds of mid-size cars. Only use your generator outdoors and 20 feet away from your home.
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 19h
florals 🌸🌸🌸
Digital artwork of two girls with pink hair, wearing outfits with white floral appliques
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 23h
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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The Midsummer Knight @ FFXIVWrite @onwesterlywinds.etheirys.social · 22h
I can't believe I haven't seen even one (1) mention of this game's real lesbian icon?
The icon for the tank ability Reprisal. It's incredibly yonic.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20h
Dystopian. When I heard that I said wow what a beautiful word
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Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes.bsky.social · 21h
It’s been a rough week for LA. Another heatwave, $7 gas, the president wanting to bomb us, and now we have a tropical storm penis heading to us!
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 08/10/2026
Looking through @haykebyr.bsky.social's old Destiny 2 memes and rediscovered this banger.
That Pervis "It's so hard to make friends as an adult" comic except it's Drifter and Eris.
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 20h
when are they gonna make an audiobook of House of Leaves .
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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emi !!! ☀️ @ishbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And here are all my entries put together !! I'm so glad I made it through with them all... I love women 💞 #ffxiv
a set of four ffxiv illustrations with nael van darnus, minfilia, gaia and ryne and venata set of four ffxiv illustrations with ysayle, fordola and lyse, sphene and wuk lamat as well as visna and ysayle (shard?)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Q: Many feel you have not addressed the fact your son in law is a white supremacist influencer. What have you said to your family? COLLINS: That's my family OSSOFF: Imagine running for Senate while neo-Nazi propaganda is disseminated to an audience of millions from your home. That's Mike Collins.
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 23h
begging every single Dem to use this one weird trick everywhere they can
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shameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
id die for you. [realises that doesnt mean anything] id kill for you. [realises that's just poser talk] id cook you little meals.
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 23h
happy birthday lesbians!
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Jubo Malseeco [SEMI HIATUS] @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
these are unprecedented levels of deadbeat dad.
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 23h
Big tough country can't get cool Call Of Duty clips from the war they're losing in the middle east so they have to Livestream an execution instead
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love this creature. The fujoshi
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Anime Witch Hat Atelier
Alt: Gif from the anime Witch Hat Atelier. A brushbuddy is waking up from a nap, curled around one of the witches' hats. The Japanese word for Brushbuddy is "Fudemushi".
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we have to keep going. there are lesbians who like our posts.
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's this one guy on our team (newest hire, but most overall career experience) who is hopelessly dependent upon bobot for EVERYTHING, and constantly uses bobot's failures as excuses for things. It's so fucking depressing and embarrassing.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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shan 🐈🌊 @ GWF Prep! @lightblooms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day from me a huge lesbian. and wyra mewrilah, also a huge lesbian
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Jason Furman @jasonfurman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what crowd out looks like.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/10/2026
Literally all these dudes
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I, too, love to purchase companies older than most nations, with names that are known to multiple generations of people all over the world, and then get rid of the names and replace them with the name of a thing nobody gives a shit about.
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Bianca @jellyfishflan.com · 08/10/2026
Dress-up Y'shtola #ffxiv
Chibi style drawings of Y'shtola in her ARR, HSW, and SHB outfits.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how it feels to show off all my glams to oomfs
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i bought a new brand of dog treats yesterday and i'm pretty sure they're growing mold??? im so fucking tired dude
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should probably talk about AltNOAA🧵:
AltNOAA posts a picture of Trump saying something to White House aide Natalie Harp and pointing downwards. AltNOAA captions the photo with "On your knees, bitch!"
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