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Scott Lyons

@scottwhitegloves.bsky.social
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Canadian, from Toronto. If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.

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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 10h
In the Trump administration, almost every legal case is an extreme case.
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 11h
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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ffrf.org @ffrf.org · 10h
It’s remarkable how consistently an “ineffable, mysterious, hidden” God behaves exactly like a God who isn’t there.
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 13h
Sunrise over Weenipagamiksaguygun on the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. Reflecting, as a settler, on how much better things would be if more people adopted an Indigenous World View and treated the lake and all around us as our relatives.
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Edward Xie @edwardxie.bsky.social · 20h
Today we sent a letter signed by 632+ health workers to the Ontario government asking to: 1. Keep protected bike lanes that save lives, instead of spending $48 mil to destroy them 2. Allow cities to build streets that are safer and healthier for all #bikeTO #visionzero @cycletoronto.bsky.social
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Dylan Reid @dylanreid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CBC radio DJ Rich Terfrye definitely adjusted his sign off a couple of years ago. Someone must have told him it sounded like he was calling himself "Rich Stirfry" because he slurred his names together. Now he really enunciates the difference.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"2025" 👀
Mar(Chenko)
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump: "I have just signed a very strong executive order renaming '3 inches' to '9 inches' and forbidding anyone to ask any questions about why. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone vandalized Susan Collin's office in Maine.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, there is so much important shit being said in the wake of the Cornell rape case and this is another one not to be missed. www.instagram.com/reel/DdwN5SB...
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Katherine Wela Bogen on Instagram: "On sickness and Cornell. #cornell #victimadvocacy #survivorsupport"
36K likes, 779 comments - k.w.bogen on September 26, 2026: "On sickness and Cornell. #cornell #victimadvocacy #survivorsupport".
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A few things to say: 1/ This greasy prick can fuck completely off 2/ I doubt he has any idea how most Americans really hate this nonsense. Americans have a universally positive opinion of Canada, and Canadians (well earned IMO) and this REALLY grates on Americans, same as it does on us 🇨🇦
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something deeply melancholy about closing the roof after the last game of the year. Like a preserves jar hermetically sealing baseball until spring.
The roof at rogers centre closing one last time
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First guy out on the field today.
George Springer, pondering baseball.
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you’re up. Sometimes you’re down. But any day at the ballpark is a good day.
Rogers Centre, for all the beauties and hosers.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You take our bike lanes, we take the road. Toronto showed up Friday night. 📸 @geoffreybercarich via Instagram
Cyclists taking the lane stretching kms of a city street
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Kim Siever @kimsiever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My latest political illustration.
Black and white illustration. Donald Trump holding large mallet at a carnival strength game. The target is the Iranian flag. At the top of the game, the bell has been replaced with a sign showing high fuel prices. Light yellow background.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Brad Duplessis @bradduplessis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Halifax waterfront. 🇨🇦
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I'm so sure about this game, that if Missouri loses, I will punish myself by listening to Pat McAfee's new album on repeat until Halloween." - Johnny Knoxville
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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget about the 51st state bs…
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UAW @uaw.org · 24/09/2026
When Volkswagen workers in Chattanooga were fighting to form their union and win an historic first contract, IG Metall members had their backs through it all. Now, UAW members in Chattanooga are standing with IG Metall autoworkers in their fight for justice in Germany.
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Brian F. Kelcey @stateofthecity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a rare thing - an *entirely* accurate story on Canadian (in this case, Ontarian) property tax policy, by @jeffreybgray.bsky.social. Ontario's situation is so hideously complicated that Jeff needs to drop several sidebar paragraphs to cover every base. Literally the only thing I'd add -
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More on this listen to 👇https://bsky.app/profile/janrosenow.bsky.social/post/3mwalekwpwk2w
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dieppe Wall 1948 🎨 Nan Youngman
Painting of a freestanding building facade on a street. There's also a bicycle on the street.
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mossybadger.bsky.social @mossybadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Destroying Social Security and Medicare are still a work in progress.
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Janet Joy 🇨🇦 @jsquaredink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People of all ages and abilities ride bicycles for transportation in Toronto on our public streets.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What in the fucking Marie Antoinette is she wearing???
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Dr. Mike P. Moffatt @mikepmoffatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Globe and Mail asked a bunch of policy wonks for their ideas to improve our tax system. Mine: A "like-kind exchange" to get new rental apartments built in Canada rather than the US. The full piece here: www.theglobeandmail....
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The early rise of Ultimate Frisbee was fuelled by college kids but they won’t tell you that.
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kotsy @itsonlykotsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Up and Down
A graffiti covered building and metal stairs are reflected in a large puddle.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This person can do a lot of damage in 2 years, as evidenced by how much Trump has done already, not even 2 years into Trump II.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just dropped a bombshell investigation into ChatGPT's role in the Tumbler Ridge mass shooting. Incredible reporting from @markfollman.bsky.social that will have far-reaching effects...hopefully: www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy smokes.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/09/2026
Blue Jays, Maple Leafs eliminated from playoffs thebeaverton.com/2026/09/blue...
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Farmers all over America finding out this was the decision they made in 2024.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Extremely tired of articles that put all the onus of an AI’s bad actions on the AI itself instead of the human beings who made the garbage and should be held accountable!!!
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many people who voted for Trump suddenly claim to be shocked at ICE actions. “We didn’t know” You didn’t want to know, shitbird.
elizabeth_jacobs • 7/18/24
Mass deportation means that more than 10 million of your neighbors will be hunted down, dragged from their homes at gunpoint, and violently separated from children, parents, siblings, friends. Just so we are clear about the unequivocal warning we received last night. It CAN happen here. It WILL happen here if we let it.lelizabeth_jacobs & 7/18/24
These actions will be performed by people who have been conditioned to view certain groups of humans as subhuman. They won't care if people get "a little roughed up" or if they die. We will very likely see concentration camps. This is what is meant by mass deportation. Seeing Americans wave their signs espousing this is vile and repellant.
They know what they are saying and they
LOVE IT.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is, in fact, what happens when you tear apart the social contract and destroy the conditions of political legitimacy The state of nature is a state of war!
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can put on a bespoke suit made from expensive wool, you can wear your favourite colour of silk necktie, you can wear custom tailored shirts and gold cuff links, but your (covered in makeup) face will tell the true story of your being, and your well-being.
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Toronto Archives @torontoarchives.cityof.toronto.ca · 22/09/2026
Happy first day of Autumn! Here's some archival inspiration for sweater weather.
Young man in a V-neck cable-knit sweater.

Tennis player C.W. Leslie, portrait, 1931.
Globe & Mail Fonds 1266, Item 23820Two young boys with serious expressions, wearing V-neck sweaters over collared shirts.

Billie and George Vaughan, aged 9 and 7, 60 Carlaw Avenue, ice floe rescue, 1933.
Globe & Mail Fonds 1266, Item 29202Young woman  with a maple leaf baseball sweater posing in an alleyway between wooden fences.

Billie Hallam, Miss Toronto 1937.
Fonds 1257, Series 1057, Item 1469A young boy in a sweater and bow tie holding a small pet rabbit.

Rotary Club Christmas party, Bobby Johnston, 2557 Dundas West, rabbit, 1932.
Globe & Mail Fonds 1266, Item 28838
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If this is the guy the GOP think is going to help them win elections, they are in for a big shock.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will never not be disgusted by Marco Rubio's hair dye. Maybe it's sexist, but I cannot trust a man who hides the grey in his hair.
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Ready Aye Ready - Royal Canadian Navy #RCN @ready-aye-ready.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A member of HMCS Ville De Quebec's Combat Systems Engineering (CSE) department climbs to the mast to conduct routine inspections of equipment as the ship participates in Exercise NORTHERN VIKING 26 in the North Atlantic Ocean during Operation REASSURANCE on 30 August 2026. Photo: Corporal Cole,…
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Chud Mind Virus.
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