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Scott Lyons

@scottwhitegloves.bsky.social
649 followers 1.5K following 5.1K posts

Canadian, from Toronto. If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.

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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 3h
G-R-E-A-S-Y
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 11h
When was the last time Trump professed his "love" for Los Angeles?
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 12h
Is there anyone who would be interested in watching this who does not know that the person wearing the jacket is "Speaker Mike Johnson"?
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 12h
I would have physically removed him from the premises. By force if required.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 13h
You're forgetting too much fundamentalist Christianity.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 13h
Holy shit this saddle, wow!
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 13h
We don't hate white evangelicals enough.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 13h
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social My man looks like he put the gear in gearshift. GO
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 15h
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 15h
Good catch! I actually have a 2020 eGolf and ours has a volume/power knob, the one in the photo does not!
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 17h
This is the right amount of knobs and screens. Two completely different price points to illustrate (Luce and eGolf)
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 17h
Once you have outsourced Your whole life to the machine Who will claim your husk?
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The Biking Lawyer LLP @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social · 17h
TW Last week our client was cycling in Hamilton. He passed James Newlands in his grey pickup truck. Words were exchanged, Newlands sped unsafely past our client then brake checked. Shocking video confirmed Mr. Newlands intentions & shed light on this terrible incident of road rage 1/3
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 18h
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u... He's correct of course, Trump IS exhausting. You know that person who seems to suck all the air out a room? That's Trump, but the room is "America", and often "The World". (if a Republican former state house member says this, boy-o-boy has the GOP got problems.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/fact...
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WOW
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Ideas on its uses?" • Feed it somehow to someone you want to get sick That's it, that's all it's good for.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not only that but she was quite attractive, in a plain American way. Now she looks like a ghoul.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No it's the scale of the horsemen WRT to the building. Just a bad illustration.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Alamo is a lot smaller than that.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It seems to have bought a whole heap of scareugly.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yikes, it is.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone please tell me who that person to Trump's left, in the red frock is.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow. Have been running an ancient MacOS specifically to allow me to continue using CS6, which I own. I no longer am a 'power user' of Adobe software but I still use AI and PS almost every day and need these products but have so far been able to resist the CC rent. But it gets harder every year.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ms. Kelly has become the white Candace Owens (derogatory).
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's from Central Casting®. Of course they will do it.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was my immediate thought.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Homies don't know what they don't know. Pretty sure Mister Bouie was talmbout this:
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good on her for trying to get a straight yes or no answer.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The R-U Flu"
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y'all, new WWJD just dropped. (WWHD)
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As if it wasn't already embarrassing (and handicapping) enough for Americans to have to carry around an American passport on their worldwide journeys, Trump has found a way to make it worse.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just wait until your 60s, playing pickup hockey with guys in their 20s.
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Future #FlashbackFriday Charmaine Crooks - was a five-time Olympian, winning silver and setting a national record of 3:21.21 in the 4 x 400 metres relay Cc: @cycletoronto.bsky.social
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Reallll Cool..." Sorry, that's 2 words.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GET HIS HATEFUL ASS, is what I say.
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Francesca Bouaoun @francescabouaoun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s been two years since Ontario Place West Island was destroyed for a planned private spa. Hundreds of trees were cut down - here’s a snapshot of the many species who lost habitat. 🧵
Side-by-side comparison of a landscape on the Toronto waterfront. In one scene, an island is covered in trees reflected in a still channel of water. The other image of the same place shows a barren stretch land with a pile of rubble in the centre.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yesterday morning there was a lineup of at least 20 massive dump trucks at the entrance to the west island of Ontario Place. God knows what they were doing there but they sure as shit weren't delivering trees.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He has a way of murdelizing words.
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Don Sutherland @donsutherland1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ATrump innovation: “Griftplomacy.”
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today in "things you just knew were happening and now you KNOW they are happening." There is no peace deal. Only money deals, and Trump's friends are the ones getting the money.
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So grateful to @jcollins.bsky.social for this interview. It was an especially raw conversation, coming just a day after I learned that Maurice had died. "They are working and working and working some more, and it still isn't enough... There are so many languishing in a manufactured invisibility."
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‘There is No Place for Us’ tests America's promise that hard work brings security
The Pulitzer Prize-winning nonfiction narrative “There Is No Place for Us: Working and Homeless in America” follows five families around Atlanta as they seek to keep a roof over their heads and their ...
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't disagree but cut to the chase homie: bsky.app/profile/scot...
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's also homely, has very bad hair (head and facial), poor grooming and shitty wardrobe.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I ran to the turntable and put it on. And then read the article. Thx.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"At this point, there’s only one thing that I think could stop Bradford’s rise...." Not his policies, his politics? Seriously. I know this is a form of creative rhetoric, a style of writing, but this seems to completely sell the electorate short.
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a Tim's, not just a coffee
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Scott Lyons @scottwhitegloves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you'd like to read (or listen to, audiobook is excellent) an argument as to why Heller was wrongly decided, highly recommend this, which has a "textualist" analysis. SCOTUS got it wrong, according to the 2a text, because they misunderstood what 2a said. www.pushkin.fm/audiobooks/t...
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The American Way of Killing: The Invention of an Epidemic - Malcolm Gladwell Audiobook
Malcolm Gladwell returns with a brilliant new work: an incisive investigation into gun violence, America’s deadliest and most polarizing crisis.
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