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Scott Surette

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bad at skateboarding, good at overthinking

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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night
As the flight neared final boarding, another ICE officer accused Laurie of interfering with the operation and pressed her to help locate the passenger. Laurie declined to say whether the woman was on the flight's passenger list and told the officer he would need to contact the airline's corporate security department for information. "You're going to need a subpoena," she said. No arrests were made at the gate that day.

The next day, the passenger called her.
She had made it home. And she was with her child.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 17/08/2026
this fucking sucks
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 10/08/2026
"a different way to succeed" otherwise known as "actually listening to what people want for once"
NY Times headline:
Inside the Left’s Playbook for Winning Elections
subheader: 
Progressives are being outspent and are receiving little support from the Democratic Party. Their tactics show a different way to succeed.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 06/06/2026
is that good
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Your heart is full of old wounds that can’t help but fester.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 01/04/2026
having fun talking to customer support
Also, upon checking our records, your payment is scheduled to be released on March 18, 2026.

yes, but that date was two weeks ago
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 25/03/2026
miss you @pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social #margaritaquest
soft pretzel and cup of cheeseelderflower & yuzu mocktail
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 23/03/2026
this is my whole life now
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk!
He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 11/03/2026
i love when the weather gets warmer and i can stop dealing with seasonal depression and start dealing with regular depression
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pumpkin spice cite @citationneeded.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
happy international women's day
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 06/03/2026
so much for draining the swamp
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 26/02/2026
i was smiling for the entire 60 minutes of the first two episodes of the scrubs revival and i think that's just great
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 25/02/2026
no thank you
Ashley Ann
Trump's speech is the longest State of the Union address made by any president since The American Presidency Project began keeping records in 1964.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/02/2026
smudge watches over her domain
black cat perched atop a platform shelf on the wall, framed sonic the hedgehog print in the background
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2026
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 05/02/2026
this horoscope writer has clearly never purchased magic: the gathering cards
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Buying something isn't going to make you feel any better.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this makes me really, really, really sad. just one of the greats
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 29/01/2026
hey uh what the fuck costar
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You are a constellation of sadness.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 26/01/2026
appreciate this text at 2 pm on monday
text message that reads:

Eversource: We are prepared for significant snowfall from Sunday into Monday along with extreme cold. Monitor forecast and be prepared. See storm center: eversource.com
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 18/01/2026
i love the new england patriots so much
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 18/01/2026
drake “drake maye” maye
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
ICE are indistinguishable from a terrorist organization
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Justin Ellis @justinellis.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Wrote about what it takes for grown men in tactical gear, working under the blessing of the federal government, to ambush a 5-year-old kid in a bunny hat and a Spidey backpack who only wanted to come home from school defector.com/how-do-you-j...
defector.com
How Do You Justify Abducting A Child? | Defector
On Tuesday, some number of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents camped out near Liam Conejo Ramos’s home in the Twin Cities suburb of Columbia Heights and waited for him to return with his fathe...
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Boston DSA @bostondsa.org · 22/01/2026
As ICE escalates its violence, unions in Minnesota have called for a general strike in MN tomorrow. In Boston, organized labor and community groups are holding a mass rally in solidarity with Minnesota. Arrive early and get Boston DSA signs and merch!
Strike ICE out of Massachusetts

Fri, Jan 23

No work, no school, no shopping 

Solidarity rally- South Bay Mall, Dorchester, 3 PM

Join us in supporting GLBC! 

The Boston chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America stands in solidarity with Minnesota in their day of actionA national day of truth, resistance and freedom 

Solidarity rally with the Minnesota Walk Out 

Friday January 23 at 3 PM
South Bay Mall- Dorchester, MA 
meet near Home Depot
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 21/01/2026
back at it in resident evil 4
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Boutte Boutte Boutte Boutte rocking everywhere
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 18/01/2026
drake “drake maye” maye
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 18/01/2026
holy shit bills
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate
slate.com
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 10/01/2026
trying out streaming again, i'm still unemployed so any follow or subscription helps immensely. you can subscribe for free if you have amazon prime. feel free to just hang out and watch me be scared of resident evil without subscribing twitch.tv/scottsurette
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/01/2026
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed. everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
#ICE is LITERALLY in every corner of the Twin Cities right now. In case you don't know, here are the areas with the confirmed sightings as of 1/9/26 at 11:00pm:
- Apple Valley/Burnsville/Eagan
- Richfield/Bloomington
- Midway/Frogtown
- Como/Dale
- East side/Maplewood
- North Minneapolis
- Shoreview Arden Hills
- Blaine
- Columbia Heights
- Shakopee/Prior Lake
- Inver Grove Heights
- West St. Paul
- South Saint Paul
- Lakeville
- Brooklyn Park/Brooklyn Center
PLEASE stay safe! They are detaining and harassing US citizens so if you can help it, STAY HOME!ICE is currently raiding an apartment complex near my home in Savage. Lots of children screaming. This is completely unnecessary. I'm certain these people being terrorized are hard working, law abiding individuals.&S!#%
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My brother's construction site was raided by ICE this
morning and 6 people were taken (they came after he left to a new site so he didn't get taken, but some of the crew did). MN companies need to do a better job at protecting their employees. They know ICE is present visibily in the Twin Cities so they need to not send their employees to work until ICE ain't roaming the streets!!
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&S!#%Ice is on 24th right by the resource center just started beating on someone for being under a blanket @highlight
And if you question me saying this I witnessed it with my own eyes!
They headed Southeast. White Jeep wagoneer grayish blue I think Toyota minivan
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
portland city council confirms that two portland residents have been shot by federal agents. at this time, the city council has been told that both victims are alive.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/01/2026
don’t really know how much clearer they can be about the fact that they want to murder everyone who disagrees with them these are evil, dangerous people and need to be approached as such
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the nyt says that no version of events in minneapolis can be "verified independently." but that's not true! there are multiple videos proving that the ICE version of events is a total lie. maybe the nyt can, y'know, watch one of them? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Tricia McLaughlin, a Department of Homeland Security spokeswoman, said in a statement that an agent had opened fire after a woman “weaponized her vehicle” in an attempt to kill federal officers. Mayor Jacob Frey of Minneapolis called her account “bullshit” in a news conference, describing the shooting instead as “an agent recklessly using power that resulted in somebody dying, getting killed.”  

Neither description of the encounter could be immediately verified independently. Representative Ilhan Omar, a Democrat whose congressional district includes the shooting scene, described the person who was killed as a “legal observer.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
There is video of the shooting of a woman by ICE in Minneapolis circulating that shows an ICE agent repeatedly shooting her at point blank range while she tries to drive off. There was no obvious threat to any ICE agent.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 03/01/2026
Video rolling in of pretty massive airstrikes across Venezuela, plus low-flying helicopters which *appear* to be American.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/12/2025
it’s that time of year
the title screen of the muppet christmas carol, surrounded by some christmas decorations around the TV
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
LOVE THOSE MEATY TUBE'S , DA SKELTON IS IN PAIN BUT THERE SMILEN "THE HOT DOG PROMISE" AND DA TEXT SAY'S I LOVE GASLIGHTING MYSELF, COULD STOP EATING HOT DOGS ANY TIME, ILL START TOMORROW, STOMACK COULD HURT ANY REASON, HOT DOGS HELP ME RELAX, GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO CHANGE, PROBLMY NOT REMEMBERING RIGHT, GOTTA RELAX, LAST PACK OF HOT DOGS IM GONNA BUY, HOT DOGS ARENT THAT BAD FOR YOU " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 30/11/2025
god jeremy swayman is so good
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 30/11/2025
god jeremy swayman is so good
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 14/11/2025
Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond. Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope! Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause! desertbus.org
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
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narn @mcnarnia.com · 02/11/2025
oh hell yeah
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 02/11/2025
this game is making me a baseball fan
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 31/10/2025
is there anything better than watching the bruins win in overtime?
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