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bad at skateboarding, good at overthinking

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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 10/08/2026
"a different way to succeed" otherwise known as "actually listening to what people want for once"
NY Times headline:
Inside the Left’s Playbook for Winning Elections
subheader: 
Progressives are being outspent and are receiving little support from the Democratic Party. Their tactics show a different way to succeed.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 06/06/2026
is that good
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Your heart is full of old wounds that can’t help but fester.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 01/04/2026
having fun talking to customer support
Also, upon checking our records, your payment is scheduled to be released on March 18, 2026.

yes, but that date was two weeks ago
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 25/03/2026
miss you @pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social #margaritaquest
soft pretzel and cup of cheeseelderflower & yuzu mocktail
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 25/02/2026
no thank you
Ashley Ann
Trump's speech is the longest State of the Union address made by any president since The American Presidency Project began keeping records in 1964.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/02/2026
smudge watches over her domain
black cat perched atop a platform shelf on the wall, framed sonic the hedgehog print in the background
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 05/02/2026
this horoscope writer has clearly never purchased magic: the gathering cards
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Buying something isn't going to make you feel any better.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 29/01/2026
hey uh what the fuck costar
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You are a constellation of sadness.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 26/01/2026
appreciate this text at 2 pm on monday
text message that reads:

Eversource: We are prepared for significant snowfall from Sunday into Monday along with extreme cold. Monitor forecast and be prepared. See storm center: eversource.com
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/12/2025
it’s that time of year
the title screen of the muppet christmas carol, surrounded by some christmas decorations around the TV
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 25/09/2025
i'll take it
Scott Surette
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5.7 ratingSonic Forces

Released On: Nov 7, 2017
Metascore: 57
Mixed or Average
Based on 46 Critic ReviewsHey You, Pikachu!

Nintendo 64
Released On: Nov 6, 2000
Metascore: 57
Mixed or Average
Based on 12 Critic ReviewsGet Fit With Mel B

Released On: Nov 26, 2010
Metascore: 57
Mixed or Average
Based on 7 Critic Reviews
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 19/09/2025
we in chicago baby
a “chicago handshake,” a shot of malort with a bottle of old style
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 18/09/2025
important update: a good samaritan fixed it
spray paint on side of bridge reading “kids luv poops” instead of “kids luv cops”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 07/09/2025
excited to be the most insufferable person alive for the next 17 weeks
selfie of me wearing a new england patriots jersey
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 01/09/2025
the expo hall featuring a borderlands 4 rage room, and the make-a-strip panel complete with hot dog fairy @officialpax.bsky.social
magic the gathering spider-man booth themed as daily bugle switch 2 demo areaborderlands 4 rage room booth mike and jerry of penny arcade drawing a comic strip on stage
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 01/09/2025
featuring: full house for final fantasy tactics, a final fantasy 7-themed drag show, backstage at cosplay catwalk, and the blue dragon sunday/monday banner
full theater of attendees watching several people on stage discuss final fantasy tactics remakefour drag performers on stage dressed as aerith, cloud, yshtola, and a chocobobackstage view of cosplayers on stagebanner with panel schedule for blue dragon theater
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 01/09/2025
too busy on days 2 and 3 to post but here are some pictures
dog wearing french cosplay for expedition 33, including sunglasses and holding a baguette in its mouth inside passage tiki themed bar inside passage wooden paddle with flaming hops on the right, and cocktail on the left served in a rainer can piroshky and monorail espresso
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 30/08/2025
pine box my beloved @pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social
exterior of the pine box in seattle, a bar in the building a former funeral homean “adult capri sun,” basically just alcoholic fruit punch in a resealable pouch
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 30/08/2025
day 1 in the books @ifycomedy.com
joke banner at PAX that reads: 
divorced vacations by Joan
come wed or come alone, it doesn’t matter: you’ll wish you’d spent your entire life with our handsome waitersIfy Nwadiwe hosting a panel at PAXselfie of me wearing blue PAX enforcer shirt and lanyard with many pins
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 29/08/2025
knocking out the breweries for #margaritaquest @pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social
flight of beer from Great Notion brewerybeer from Urban Family brewerybeer from Stoup brewerygroup of people at a long table at Stoup brewery
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 28/08/2025
PAX West thread let’s go
mod pizza: mushroom, red peppers, pesto drizzle, with a draft beerbiscuit bitch: egg, cheese, and veggie sausage on a biscuit with cold brew + oat milkphoto of Blue Dragon Theatre banner at PAX with the schedule of panels for Friday and Saturdayphoto of my PAX badge that says “enforcer” as well as a label with “surette” and a he/him sticker
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 17/08/2025
i don't know what scheme by my daughter i'm complicit in right now
screenshot of a text conversation

daughter: Does the Tomato 🍅 Kingdom exist? Lena's asking
me: I don't know what that is
daughter: Can you say yes and can you unsend that pleasescreenshot of a text conversation

daughter: Does the Tomato 🍅 Kingdom exist? Lena's asking
[info text that reads "You unsent a message"] 
daughter: Can you say yes and can you unsend that please
me: yes of course it exists
daughter: Thank you
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 15/08/2025
clearly wasn't at a halloween party in 2007 also clearly had an incredible winter break in 2009
screenshot of first five Steam purchases:

Apr 4, 2011
Super Meat Boy

Dec 13, 2010 
Left 4 Dead 2
		
Dec 28, 2009	
The Orange Box
	
Dec 28, 2009	
Morrowind Game of the Year
Oblivion Game of the Year Deluxe

Oct 31, 2007
Counter-Strike: Source
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/07/2025
we out here
selfie of myself and my brother at the red sox game, i’m wearing an off-white t-shirt for pup the band and a grey hat, my brother is wearing a navy blue and white striped t-shirt and a black red sox hat
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/07/2025
absolutely impeccable vibes
clear skies at fenway park during a red sox game, photo taken from high above the first base line with boston in the background
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 27/06/2025
why is costar bullying me so much
screenshot of costar app that reads “your day at a glance — you so often desire the things that make you unhappy”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 26/06/2025
understatement of the year
a notification from the costar app that reads “your day at a glance — thoughts are hell.”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/06/2025
the chipotle app wants me to get a tattoo, capitalism rocks
screenshot of a notification from the chipotle app with a subject that reads “🖤 TATTED LIKE A CHIPOTLE BA…” and a body that reads “Friday the 13th exclusive: Turn 10 points into a chance at our limited-edition flash tattoo sheet. Terms apply.”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 12/06/2025
i love the taste of “regular”
a closeup of a tube of toothpaste that reads “cavity protection, strengthens teeth with active fluoride, great regular flavor”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 27/05/2025
nothing hits harder than an afternoon iced coffee in summer weather, we are so back
holding an iced coffee in front of an open car window, the sticker on the iced coffee cup reads “md ice orig cof, 3 caramel swl, oatmilk”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 23/05/2025
sleepy girls
black cat curled up on a couchyellow lab sleeping on a couch, front legs stretched out under her chin
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 14/05/2025
a collection of photos from #paxeast day 4
the PAX East expo floor from above, with many booths and peoplea joke banner that reads “back in my day they were all nintendos. didn’t matter who made them, sonya, segway, playmobile, all nintendos. used to say “give me two bees for a quarter.” and if you didn’t feed your tamigotchi it died. you’d have a little funeral and ask your pop-pop for a new watch battery. but we actually used dice back then, instead of just putting them in nice wooden boxes on account of matt mercer used them on the internet tv once.” - brian liberge the empty main lobby of the boston convention center, with a large digital screen that says “thank you enforcers!”a selfie in front of a PAX graffiti wall
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 14/05/2025
a bonus video from the warcraft 30th anniversary event, because it’s powerglove shredding music from sonic 2
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 14/05/2025
a collection of photos from #paxeast day 3* *the warcraft 30th anniversary event
Sylvanas Windrunner cosplayer in front of a statue of Sylvanas Windrunnerroom full of people at the royale nightclub in boston, some warcraft decor visible on the stagea Ysera cosplayerWarcraft dev team on stage
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 13/05/2025
a collection of photos from #paxeast day 2
Jerry Holkins and Kris Straub on stage at PAX during the make-a-strip panelme and a man in a very convincing doctor eggman cosplay. i’m also holding a prop chaos emerald and eggman is holding a sonic puppet reaching for the emeralda man in a cosplay version of the “sickos” meme; he has a black shirt that says “sickos” and is holding a window in front of him that is decorated and says “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”a joke banner from PAX featuring a close-up image of a horse, with very small text wrapping around the border of the banner. it reads “our ancestors were drawing horses before they developed written language. the act of taking up a tool and using it to carve, scrape, or tint a surface to create an equine shape is an ancient, sacred practice, as essential a part of human experience as laughter, grief, joy, pain. to take up a pencil and describe an animal with crude shapes predates and will outlive civilization. anyone who says they can’t draw a horse denies their humanity.”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 09/05/2025
a collection of photos from #paxeast days 0 and 1
large electronic sign that reads “gabe + tycho (but make it in graffiti style)” with some graffiti text underneath that says “pax east”a large soft pretzel and a beerthe PAX East expo hall with the Pokémon Play Lab in view in frontJonathan Colton and Paul & Storm performing on stage
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 29/04/2025
update: it’s not “fine” but it didn’t require a full cast so i’m considering that a big win
my arm/wrist in a black removable brace
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 24/04/2025
i’m probably fine™
photo of my hand with a small amount of blood between two of my knuckles, and three scrapes going up along my wrist
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 10/04/2025
it’s me, i am the scene kid
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 18/03/2025
palestine will be free
a group of people in the streets marching, some holding a palestine flag and signs with slogans in support of free palestine
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 21/02/2025
feeling like a regular chef over here
two plates of salmon, broccolini, and couscous
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 01/02/2025
“elon musk’s lieutenants” is a phrase i was not expecting to read and i hope i never read it again
notification for NYT breaking news that reads “elon musk’s lieutenants now have access to the payment system that releases federal funds, after a standoff with a treasury official”
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 22/01/2025
the threepeat 🎉 #beanpot #huskies
the Northeastern women's hockey team celebrating on the ice at TD Garden with a banner being raised behind them that reads "Women's Beanpot - Northeastern 2025 Champions"
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 10/12/2024
johnny whitney has still got it
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 09/12/2024
"never underestimate the power of the public to be our eyes and ears" because we're absolutely fucking useless
a screenshot from the New York Times:

Dec. 9, 2024, 1:46 p.m. ET 7 minutes ago
Maria Cramer Reporting on the New York Police Department

A “combination of old-school detective work and new age technology” helped lead to the arrest, the police commissioner says. The information the news media spread to the public was crucial. “We should never underestimate the power of the public to be our eyes and ears,” she says.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 07/12/2024
@pinnypalsafterdark.bsky.social my #margaritaquest entry is this margarita mocktail while i wait for the acq inc livestream to start
selfie of me holding a canned Recess margarita mocktail in front of a computer monitor displaying the PAX Unplugged logo
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 06/12/2024
i feel alive
screenshot of a winning parlay bet, with the picks packers +3 (push), jordan love 200+ passing yards, jared goff 250+ passing yards, and josh jacobs anytime td scorer. $5 wager, won $16.20
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 04/12/2024
to be fair to google on that one you’re basically asking for sorcery, i’m reminded of this xkcd
[Ponytail sitting at a computer with Cueball standing behind her.]
Cueball: When a user takes a photo, the app should check whether they're in a national park...
Ponytail: Sure, easy GIS lookup. Gimme a few hours.
Cueball: ...and check whether the photo is of a bird.
Ponytail: I'll need a research team and five years.
[Caption below the panel:]
In CS, it can be hard to explain the difference between the easy and the virtually impossible.
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 03/12/2024
holy shit this lineup
tour poster for 25th anniversary of Poison the Well's "The Opposite of December," with support from Glassjaw, Better Lovers, and Teenage Wrist
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Scott Surette @scottsurette.com · 02/12/2024
it's not people good when time
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