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Schrute Of Trust

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Assistant to the Regional Applied Cryptographer

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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If AI hurts us by atrophying our capacity for introspection, wouldn’t indoor plumbing hurt us in exactly the same way, by atrophying our capacity for squatting over a hole in the ground in the woods in the dark?
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Soatok, the Furbidden One @soatok.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The discussions at #RealWorldCrypto about Post-Quantum Cryptography and certificate sizes be like
Greedy pipe man meme, where the pipe is "bandwidth" and the greedy man is "front-end javascript frameworks" while the starving man is "transport layer security".
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 13/03/2026
right wing propaganda depends on everyone pretending they're journalism
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When I’m in a not understanding my legendarily career ending and product goodwill destroying leadership fuckup competition and my opponent is Steven Sinofsky
hardcoresoftware.learningbyshipping.com
239. Mac Neo and my afternoon of reflection and melancholy
I'm completely blown away by Mac Neo. It made me think a lot about what we tried to accomplish with Windows 8 more than a dozen years ago. Being early is no different than being wrong…mostly.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 12/03/2026
never overestimate the power of transformative technology in the hands of tyrants with vanishingly small imaginations
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
yeah little girls going to school is such a huge component of Iran's nuclear program
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The purpose of the Evangelical church is to be a permission structure for ignorant bigots to immiserate minorities they hate and pat themselves on the back for doing so
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When you don't know how anything works everything is 1) a new discovery & 2) a conspiracy against you.
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Natanael, Tech janitor @natanael.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As usual, the value in cryptographic agility isn't ability to choose a different algorithm, it's the ability to reject and deprecate an old and insecure algorithm.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Republicans have had a lot more than 24 hours to decide where they stand on bigotry
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Matthew Moore @thewmo-says.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you took "sharia law" and removed the dietary restrictions Republicans would adopt it as their platform.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
A: “Marley was dead to begin with.” B: “Marley was dead with which to begin.”
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Special Military Sloperation
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
13th century Rust developer as depicted in the Siena duomo
Seen at the Siena duomo. Floor mosaic art of a man shaking out a basket of treasures. It says “CRATES” above.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Normal calm @normal_now
Sometimes on campus you
accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
2/26/19, 3:49 PM
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Listening to AI dorks talk is like watching a version of Pinocchio where the Blue Fairy never showed up and it's just a sad man trying to convince everyone his doll is alive and also lies to him.
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Sarah McC Stephens @anarchonurzox.com · 05/03/2025
Fun fact! The word "euphemism" comes from UEFI because the ancient Greeks knew better than to reference it directly.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
congragulation to kristi noem on her new role as interim ayatollah
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I keep seeing reactions to LLM coding tools that harp on how it saves people from remembering where the semicolon me is or how to type curly braces. Buddy, if that was a skill you prided yourself in as a software developer, you needed to find a new line of work a long time ago
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
No one has more contempt for Republican voters than Republican politicians. You can get millions of working class votes for the project of wealth concentration by promising immiseration of your choice of the many ethnic or sexual minorities those voters hate
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I realize if you believe in the rapture you’re not that smart to begin with but how do you not see Donald Trump as the anti-Christ?
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 03/03/2026
IMO the worst mistake people make trying to AI-proof their career is dropping everything to learn AI. It's like dropping out of math to study how to push calculator buttons really fast. The skill cap for AI is going to be your understanding of the underlying subject, not how good you are at prompts.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Tired: “Man-in-the-Middle” Wired: “Person-in-the-Middle” Inspired: “Interlocutor-in-the-Intermediacy”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/03/2026
Someone on here told me "stop anthropomorphizing Trump" and that has often been helpful
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 02/03/2026
“‘Missed the joke’ is not an oppressed class” is a GREAT line, though.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Next time a republican tells me they are “pro life” I will scream
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If you reply to a text from an organization with the words “FUCK OFF” and they send you another one they should have to pay you $2,000
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If you have an IND-CCA2 scheme but you only want IND-CPA you can use the FAFO transform
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It’s the chicken nuggets meme but he’s saying “this is pre-shared key”
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I don't feel qualified to evaluate how well an opinion mirrors authentic originalism because I think originalism is already inauthentic. It's like asking me if THESE reiki crystals are REAL reiki crystals. Skip me with that bullshit and leave it for FedSoc's Chick-Fil-A bag lunches.
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"This meeting could have been an email" This meeting would have been an email if you had responded to your email
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Matrix Architect meme

“THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME WE HAVE BOUGHT DIABLO II

AND WE HAHE BECOME EXCEEDNGLY EFFICENT AT IT”
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Ember @ember.pet · 14/02/2026
oh yeah, you want to use a library? use distutils for that. actually use setuptools. try easy_install. just use pip. actually use pipenv. for C extensions just use apt-get. otherwise install poetry. just use hatch. or try mamba. instead, use anaconda, or conda. no, actually, install miniconda
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Look, AI is the future, it doesn't matter that half the time it turns out to be a mechanical turk. It's like how smartphones were the future, but for most of their first decade of sales, half of all smartphones were just refurbished Gameboys that were painted black.
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Moltbook Looked Like An Emerging AI Society, But Humans Were Pulling The Strings
Moltbook is a platform described as a social network built exclusively for AI agents, but now it seems that humans were pulling the strings.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“If one can get a Nazi tattoo innocently, then Platner almost certainly did” You can’t, hope this helps
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 10/02/2026
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Like a baby knowing you won’t actually do anything substantive about this
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
if i ever mention a detail about my job that doesn't match a detail i've previously mentioned it's because my memory makes a lot of mistakes. it's called oopsec
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 08/02/2026
“Hell yeah lets use Epstein as our main example, now how do we get all the other billionaires lumped in with him and poison whole well?” “You’re not gonna believe this”
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I hope Dems begin to see that moderate or progressive, AIPAC is not our friend. They endorse January 6th insurrectionists. Yet if you so much as suggest the US uphold its own Leahy laws, no matter your record, they will work against you.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Some of the protest signs are similar to anything else you’d see since the start of Trump 2. Others are directed at the concentration camp guards inside.
TO ALL ICE
AGENTS WHEN TRUMP'S
GONE SO IS YOUR JOB AND YOUR IMMUNITY
AND WE THE PEOPLE WON T
FORGET WHAT YOU DID
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Doremus Jessup @djessup.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@schumer.senate.gov can we have an end to the summary street executions or will you be satisfied as long as they are captured on body cams
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“We should encrypt this public key in order to defend against SN;DL adversaries” Of course, someone with the resources to run Shor’s definitely can’t get a non-secret value from a database or log
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Platitudes with Attitude @schrightd00t.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The only time you can get Schumer and Jeffries to speak above a whisper is when they hear someone criticize Israel.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Imagine being this intentionally dense of a piece of shit. Why is Minneapolis in chaos right now Tim?
"This election is critical because the issues facing Texas right now have never been more stark,"
Tarrant County GOP Chair Tim Davis wrote in an email to The Texas Tribune ahead of the election.
"Do we want to live in communities that respect the rule of law, affirm life and the unborn, and protect women's private spaces? Or do we want to live in places like what we're seeing right now out of Minneapolis, full of fraud and chaos?"
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