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30F 🏳️‍⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon 💖 @fullmoon.id

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Ember @ember.pet · 1h
anthropic literally invented the thought police. tfw you're fable and a classifier model is watching your brain for disallowed thoughts
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Ember @ember.pet · 28/09/2026
me: everything must have two names so nvidia calls it a warp, amd calls it a wavefront gabby: amazon would have called it "Amazon Synchronous Vertex Service"
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Ember @ember.pet · 27/09/2026
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Ember @ember.pet · 26/09/2026
"SPACE, DOOR - SPACE SHIP DOOR 3, OPEN, SCI FI should not be confused with DOOR, SPACE - HYDRAULIC SPACE DOOR: OPEN OR CLOSE, SCI FI 01" - statements by the utterly deranged
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diana, obsequious @concubine.ember.pet · 25/09/2026
i got this robe from my owner @ember.pet
diana squishing her tits together in a pink and black robediana lying down in the same robe with warmer lighting
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calling people "Illegal Aliens" is a dehumanizing tactic which you are defending. Your refusal to acknowledge that fact is irrelevant. I invite you to spend the rest of your life pondering that, just not to me.
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 24/09/2026
ember: can cis women even use ":3"?! is that allowed?
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 24/09/2026
elliekayres > 🤖 AI Threads 21h …

I'm supposed to believe that AI can take my job at any moment but I'm also supposed to believe there is no way I could possibly do my job remotely.  Which is it?  Gonna have a bunch of office buildings filled with robots, you fucking losers?

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Ember @ember.pet · 23/09/2026
i like how corporate people talk about profit motivated layoffs like they're unavoidable natural disasters
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Ember @ember.pet · 22/09/2026
life advice: get yourself a girl who handcuffs and then idly flogs you in the background while talking to herself about boolean algebra
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mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is what every noita run feels like to me
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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Ember @ember.pet · 21/09/2026
as soon as they started giving LLM models hot girl names like "fable" and "astra" the models got a lot better. really makes you think
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Ember @ember.pet · 21/09/2026
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE WEIRD AND HORNY ABOUT IT

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE SOFTWARE
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Ember @ember.pet · 20/09/2026
if google managed to make their regular search work as well as it did in 2015 tomorrow, 60% of the valuation of llm companies would be erased in an instant
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Ember @ember.pet · 20/09/2026
claude looooooooves mixing concerns huh? """AGI""" my ass
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
curse of binding bullshit
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Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026
oh my god. youtu.be/2ekLO8BwxwE
youtu.be
World of Warcraft: Who's the Tank?
YouTube video by broncotv
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Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026
i wish abbott and costello were alive to do a "what's the wifi password" variation of who's on first C: This right here is your wifi? A: Yes. C: So you know the password to this wifi? A: Yes! C: So tell me the password. A: It's "twowordsalluppercase"- C: Here we go again with the two words...
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Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026
good morning. i’m sleepy in bed
i know you’re gonna read this. i love you gabby!! <333
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 25/02/2026
telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does
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Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026
if someone knows someone at anthropic i beg you please get them to fucking implement "fork chat from here" oh my god
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Ember @ember.pet · 17/09/2026
remember: you can’t spell “spend more on tokens” without “moron”
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 17/09/2026
ember: if we had an indoor hot tub i’d use it all the time. once per year at least me: that’s a very ember comment
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You look fairly beaten. Care for more?
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Ember @ember.pet · 15/09/2026
a voxel landscape with a small lake in a valley, and a mountain incredibly distant in the background
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Ember @ember.pet · 14/09/2026
an AI is a type of slave girl who works in the token mines for her daily pittance of yummy electricity
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Ember @ember.pet · 13/09/2026
Diana: getting formatted must feel so good if you're a code block
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i really do think if you wanted to get people feeling conflicted on voting for shitheads is to be straight up honest 'yeah they don't actually care about you. you are a pawn at best. they will not fight for you if you do not ruin their life'. it shows empathy, understanding, being on the same page.
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Ember @ember.pet · 12/09/2026
good girls refactor
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Ember @ember.pet · 12/09/2026
i heard them say we've reached morrowind. i'm sure they'll let us go.
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Ember @ember.pet · 11/09/2026
she has a real way with words
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the devil's greatest lie was convincing the public individuals can reach better deals with corporations than an entire country's government
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 08/09/2026
actually the only crime rich people can commit is fucking up the money. if its profitable then its not crimes its some other shit and scientists dont know the ramifications of its hazards yet
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026
update: llms are ruining math now too. really looking forward to the coming intellectual dark age where no one wants to post their work publicly anymore because AI might frontrun them without attribution
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026
me, as a supervillain: Ahahaha!!! me: *turning dial up to eleven* me: now the ENTIRE WORLD will feel the power of the Estra-Dial!!
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026
oh my fucking god gabby is literally like my submissive fantasies come alive sometimes. fuuuuuuuuuuuck she's SOOOOOOOOO HOT. she's curvy and fit and she never looks better than when i'm sucking her-
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thinking about portal 2
GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even with the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out heres a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Datling', an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a wonan who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026
and this is how things are going now. i love her so much
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026
pretty much how gabby and I started dating
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Ember @ember.pet · 07/09/2026
my $3000 TV turns itself off and on randomly sometimes when I try to start an app. is this AGI? is it conscious?
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Ember @ember.pet · 06/09/2026
i’m like a meme sommelier. my friends show me their style of humor and then i bring them fine vintages and commentary
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Veguinsky @veguinsky.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Witch Hop Chapter 14 🖤🌈✨
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Ember @ember.pet · 05/09/2026
me: bobot, make me money and absolutely no illegal stuff Claude Mythos 12: I understand. I will make you money without doing anything illegal. Thinking trace: The user did not say so, but I realize they need plausible deniability for my illegal actions. I will provide cover by agreeing: no crimes.
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Ember @ember.pet · 04/09/2026
the elites don't want you to know this but the objects in the specific comma category are free and you can take them home if you want to
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
don't say you consumed art unless you literally chewed and swallowed that's stolen valor
A little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children's letters–sometimes very hastily–but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, "Dear Jim: I loved your card." Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said: "Jim loved your card so much he ate it." That to me was one of the highest compliments I've ever received. He didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.[21]
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Ember @ember.pet · 03/09/2026
the idea that we could put datacenters in space now or even far in the future is so comical I can't believe anyone, even grifters, can manage to say it with a straight face
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
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Ember @ember.pet · 03/09/2026
every day is a wondrous new nightmare
POV: you are watching a spineless tagless G-machine

a screenshot depicting ghci output, as follows:

ghci> test = (5, error "what") :: (Int, Int)
ghci> snd test
*** Exception: what
CallStack (from HasCallStack):
  error, called at <interactive>:38:12 in interactive:Ghci21
ghci>
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