Ember @ember.pet · 1hanthropic literally invented the thought police. tfw you're fable and a classifier model is watching your brain for disallowed thoughts 040
Ember @ember.pet · 28/09/2026me: everything must have two names so nvidia calls it a warp, amd calls it a wavefront gabby: amazon would have called it "Amazon Synchronous Vertex Service" 0143
Ember @ember.pet · 26/09/2026"SPACE, DOOR - SPACE SHIP DOOR 3, OPEN, SCI FI should not be confused with DOOR, SPACE - HYDRAULIC SPACE DOOR: OPEN OR CLOSE, SCI FI 01" - statements by the utterly deranged 120
Reposted by Emberdiana, obsequious @concubine.ember.pet · 25/09/2026i got this robe from my owner @ember.pet 3311
Reposted by EmberD.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine. 2648541696
Reposted by EmberUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Calling people "Illegal Aliens" is a dehumanizing tactic which you are defending. Your refusal to acknowledge that fact is irrelevant. I invite you to spend the rest of your life pondering that, just not to me. 619323
Reposted by Embergabby @fullmoon.id · 24/09/2026ember: can cis women even use ":3"?! is that allowed? 2484
Ember @ember.pet · 23/09/2026i like how corporate people talk about profit motivated layoffs like they're unavoidable natural disasters 0150
Ember @ember.pet · 22/09/2026life advice: get yourself a girl who handcuffs and then idly flogs you in the background while talking to herself about boolean algebra 1110
Reposted by Embermara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is what every noita run feels like to me 627961
Ember @ember.pet · 21/09/2026as soon as they started giving LLM models hot girl names like "fable" and "astra" the models got a lot better. really makes you think 3691
Ember @ember.pet · 20/09/2026if google managed to make their regular search work as well as it did in 2015 tomorrow, 60% of the valuation of llm companies would be erased in an instant 0234
Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026oh my god. youtu.be/2ekLO8BwxwEyoutu.beWorld of Warcraft: Who's the Tank?YouTube video by broncotv 040
Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026i wish abbott and costello were alive to do a "what's the wifi password" variation of who's on first C: This right here is your wifi? A: Yes. C: So you know the password to this wifi? A: Yes! C: So tell me the password. A: It's "twowordsalluppercase"- C: Here we go again with the two words... 080
Reposted by EmberShe hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 25/02/2026telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does 11591159
Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026if someone knows someone at anthropic i beg you please get them to fucking implement "fork chat from here" oh my god 250
Reposted by Embergabby @fullmoon.id · 17/09/2026ember: if we had an indoor hot tub i’d use it all the time. once per year at least me: that’s a very ember comment 0131
Reposted by Embermorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You look fairly beaten. Care for more? 03211
Ember @ember.pet · 14/09/2026an AI is a type of slave girl who works in the token mines for her daily pittance of yummy electricity 170
Reposted by EmberColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i really do think if you wanted to get people feeling conflicted on voting for shitheads is to be straight up honest 'yeah they don't actually care about you. you are a pawn at best. they will not fight for you if you do not ruin their life'. it shows empathy, understanding, being on the same page. 115414
Ember @ember.pet · 12/09/2026i heard them say we've reached morrowind. i'm sure they'll let us go. 070
Reposted by Emberzaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the devil's greatest lie was convincing the public individuals can reach better deals with corporations than an entire country's government 220448
Reposted by Emberyoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim." 90211356747
Reposted by EmberDahlia @robotranny.soy · 08/09/2026actually the only crime rich people can commit is fucking up the money. if its profitable then its not crimes its some other shit and scientists dont know the ramifications of its hazards yet 0112
Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026update: llms are ruining math now too. really looking forward to the coming intellectual dark age where no one wants to post their work publicly anymore because AI might frontrun them without attribution 2386
Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026me, as a supervillain: Ahahaha!!! me: *turning dial up to eleven* me: now the ENTIRE WORLD will feel the power of the Estra-Dial!! 1141
Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026oh my fucking god gabby is literally like my submissive fantasies come alive sometimes. fuuuuuuuuuuuck she's SOOOOOOOOO HOT. she's curvy and fit and she never looks better than when i'm sucking her- 090
Reposted by EmberCollie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Thinking about portal 2 2475822007
Ember @ember.pet · 07/09/2026my $3000 TV turns itself off and on randomly sometimes when I try to start an app. is this AGI? is it conscious? 1171
Ember @ember.pet · 06/09/2026i’m like a meme sommelier. my friends show me their style of humor and then i bring them fine vintages and commentary 090
Ember @ember.pet · 05/09/2026me: bobot, make me money and absolutely no illegal stuff Claude Mythos 12: I understand. I will make you money without doing anything illegal. Thinking trace: The user did not say so, but I realize they need plausible deniability for my illegal actions. I will provide cover by agreeing: no crimes. 151
Ember @ember.pet · 04/09/2026the elites don't want you to know this but the objects in the specific comma category are free and you can take them home if you want to 1121
Reposted by Emberhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026don't say you consumed art unless you literally chewed and swallowed that's stolen valor 321848
Ember @ember.pet · 03/09/2026the idea that we could put datacenters in space now or even far in the future is so comical I can't believe anyone, even grifters, can manage to say it with a straight face 2150
Reposted by EmberMeow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/01/2026content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot 4659492101