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Schrute Of Trust

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Assistant to the Regional Applied Cryptographer

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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Slurdle: wordle for slurs
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the pro advanced techniques really changed the balance, like waltzdashing and buttigiegguarding
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Que Sora, Sora
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Now how am I gonna watch Not Will Smith Not Eating Spaghetti
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I hope this gives him more time to spend with the measles
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“Work”
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Don’t you guys have a hospital to be bombing
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The remedy to all our impostor syndromes
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I can’t wait for my 50 State Poopcoin collector folio
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If AI hurts us by atrophying our capacity for introspection, wouldn’t indoor plumbing hurt us in exactly the same way, by atrophying our capacity for squatting over a hole in the ground in the woods in the dark?
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
In Gethsemane you can clip through the terrain and fall all the way to New York and see the prerelease Book of Mormon DLC assets
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
they’ve closed the strait of kubernetes
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As a 10x developer I can use multiple sick per day
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Soatok, the Furbidden One @soatok.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The discussions at #RealWorldCrypto about Post-Quantum Cryptography and certificate sizes be like
Greedy pipe man meme, where the pipe is "bandwidth" and the greedy man is "front-end javascript frameworks" while the starving man is "transport layer security".
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
But doctor, I *am* the Ides of March
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I’ll bite on this one. If you don’t want sender-fetched previews, why not just send the link and let the receiver’s client (auth and) fetch previews after decryption?
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 13/03/2026
right wing propaganda depends on everyone pretending they're journalism
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Love that it worked so well for you! What do you think made it work as a daily driver for you as opposed to other users?
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Of course not, they’re flat earthers
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
To be fair to Steven, solving new and big problems is hard. Hindsight is 20/20 but shutting your eyes tight and ignoring all the internal feedback is 0/20. The massive leadership failure here is siloing all the teams and sidelining people who actually understand why the fuck anyone uses your product
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The hopeful bright spot here is that in an industry where dipshits fail upwards into being charge of larger and more important product areas, occasionally the person responsible gets shown the door and whiles away their days writing self fanfic substacks
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Wow dude. A 2 decade planned transition including a high performing emulation layer worked out better than just shitting out XAML placeholders that lack feature parity with no backstop. Too bad everyone working on Windows at the time didn’t point this out!
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“Apple, seeing these same problems (remember the “I’m a Mac” commercials) starting with OS X, spent the next two decades moving to new OS APIs for apps. It was not quick, but they moved the ecosystem and removed old code. Unlike Windows up until recently, where you could still run Excel 4…”
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“Where we were wrong was in moving the ecosystem to a new app model fast enough that was safer, more reliable, more power efficient. A lot of people rebelled about this. They wanted the old Windows app model.” Imagine leading the product direction of windows and forgetting back compat
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When I’m in a not understanding my legendarily career ending and product goodwill destroying leadership fuckup competition and my opponent is Steven Sinofsky
hardcoresoftware.learningbyshipping.com
239. Mac Neo and my afternoon of reflection and melancholy
I'm completely blown away by Mac Neo. It made me think a lot about what we tried to accomplish with Windows 8 more than a dozen years ago. Being early is no different than being wrong…mostly.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 12/03/2026
never overestimate the power of transformative technology in the hands of tyrants with vanishingly small imaginations
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What size shoes does Brent wear?
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
How crazy that when the only job qualification is “having access to resources” the people who have those jobs are frequently dummies with access to resources
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is going SO well buddy, please keep posting
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
yeah little girls going to school is such a huge component of Iran's nuclear program
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If there is a gospel that can redeem, reconcile, and sanctify, it is a very different one than the one being taught in these churches. And as Jesus Christ himself said, a good tree does not bear bad fruit. May it one day finally die
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The Southern Baptist Convention (arguably the moral and theological forebears of modern evangelicalism) was formed in 1845 in order to baptize as holy and God-ordained the institution of slavery
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I spent 30 years in the movement. I’ve been on mission trips, staffed camps, led bible studies, and planted churches. I’m ashamed to admit it took me as long as it did (and the emergence of Trumpism) to observe that this has always been the case
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The purpose of the Evangelical church is to be a permission structure for ignorant bigots to immiserate minorities they hate and pat themselves on the back for doing so
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“The line between good and evil cuts through the heart of every man… except this shitheads obviously”
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When you don't know how anything works everything is 1) a new discovery & 2) a conspiracy against you.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
These people’s rethought approach needs to be to march courageously into the sea
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pete Hagueseth bout to find himself a job at Second Envoy At Shield Of The Americas
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Taste the gainbows
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m ready to read this spiel
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Natanael, Tech janitor @natanael.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As usual, the value in cryptographic agility isn't ability to choose a different algorithm, it's the ability to reject and deprecate an old and insecure algorithm.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Republicans have had a lot more than 24 hours to decide where they stand on bigotry
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Matthew Moore @thewmo-says.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you took "sharia law" and removed the dietary restrictions Republicans would adopt it as their platform.
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
John Cleese from Fawlty Towers in a head bandage: “don’t mention the war!”
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I just hope the slopbots somehow put McKinsey out of business first, in a delicious ironic denouement
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“The market can remain credulous longer than you can remain solvent”
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
A: “Marley was dead to begin with.” B: “Marley was dead with which to begin.”
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I paid for two tickets to a Hannibal Lecture and by god I’m going to get my money’s worth
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Schrute Of Trust @schruteoftrust.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Special Military Sloperation
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