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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22h
like, this isn’t even an “AI could create that much value” versus “no it can’t” argument - let’s grant the premise, let’s say it does in that world, with these people in charge, unemployment and poverty explode and no safety net is built to handle it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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Schachmet🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦 @schachmet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank goodness. I hope the other half will also be brought back soon
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
please mcdont
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Giulia Zornetta @gzornetta.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
"Intorno a ogni scontro sul tema IA c’è un modo di intendere l’innovazione tecnologica come un reame appannaggio di una casta di possidenti che si appropriano del lavoro altrui, pretendendo nel frattempo che la plebe rimanga zitta, conciliante e in buon ordine" www.culturewars.it/libro-franci...
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Il triste dibattito sullo scrivere con l’IA
Cosa significa scrivere un libro? Prima di rispondere, mettiamoci nei panni degli altri.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Wow this thing is really effective at writing Latex code and for loops, I should learn more about how it wor—“ “It’s god.” “Don’t listen to him. It’s not god. It may kill us all.” “Don’t listen to either of them. It’s not god, and it won’t kill us. To prove this, I made a virtual hell for it.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@primawesome

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets anew cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get my NEW BOOK 🙌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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robin celikates @robin-c.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so angry I wrote an article: In Germany, fascist majorities are a real possibility again, but the centrist merger of a revived Red Scare with open racism shows that mainstream media & politics are unable or unwilling to comprehend the seriousness of the crisis tribunemag.co.uk/2026/09/germ...
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Warning from Germany: It’s Socialism or Barbarism
Fascism is at the door, and liberals are ushering it in. Only the left offers hope.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
amazon became a trillion dollar company through savvy targeted advertising, like assuming the woman who just bought a blender probably wants a new blender
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a sign on a post that says "something good will happen soon", and an orange cat driving a grey car thinking "i sure hope so, thank you though".
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am being asked to give up my rights in order to chase the votes of the hockey dads I used to see getting drunk next to their huge SUVs in the parking lot of the indoor sports arena where I played box lacrosse.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
shocked, shocked to find gambling in this establishment as the 'why I left the left' grift begins
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If my company killed 123 children, the U.S. government would shut us down and send me to jail
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COMPUTERS PUT PEOPLE OUT OF WORK (Source.)
This newspaper-political-cartoon style comic from the book "A Common Sense Guide to Selection of a Computer System" shows a very mean all-in-one computer giving the boot to a hapless old man, kicking him out the door and down the stairs.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listen up liberals, we will eat the bugs. We will get in the pods
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory)
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel about this roughly the same way I would feel about all the pharmaceutical companies getting together to say they wanted to waive anti-trust laws so they could form a cartel to ban medical research: these people are the enemies of humanity.
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Jake Bartok @jakebartok.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Couldn’t stop at half the company. So here’s *most* of Zero Company! @bitreactor.com @eastarwars.bsky.social
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(12th century neoliberal voice): The problem with Andronikos Komnenos is that you eventually run out of other people's eyes.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The market can remain moronic longer than I can remain solvent so clearly the solution here is to become a moron
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i can't name a transgender athlete unless you count Warhammer 40k as a sport
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 13/09/2026
don't worry everyone, i figured out what's going on with the AI guys all freaking the fuck out this weekend:
[23:31]sky: maybe elon had sam and dario over for a ketamine party and they all got scared
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes! Yes!!
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating.
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is honestly kinda fascinating how they’re like if the tobacco industry was like “you’re damn right it gives you cancer and that just proves smoking is the future.”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
People seem a little bit overly skeptical about the new technology, why might that be (Another former Anthropic engineer posts something floridly insane) Ah
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
euro American ruling classes when their milquetoast centrist parties lose elections to fascists: we have lost touch with our inner racism, we must reconnect with our racist roots and recover the true voice of the people
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Verso Books @versobooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A book that will change the way you see the world, and just might change the world itself." – Tim Harford, author of The Data Detective Enshittification by Cory Doctorow has been chosen by booksellers as the #IndieBookoftheMonth - pick it up from @bookshop-org-uk. uk.bookshop.org/p/books/ensh...
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Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What To Do About It
*** Longlist for the FT and Schroder Business Book of the Year 2025 ***** Named word of the year in US, UK and Australia ***'Enshittification' will be the most talked about tech book of the year.*…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage
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