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Spliff Boggi

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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If republicans are allowed to assume every black worker was hired because of DEI then I’m allowed to assume every FBI agent sucked off a dog.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
JK Rowling so bigoted that she only uses Equifax
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Everyone scrambles to change their go-to pneumonic device to "HAMES".
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lol Lindsey Graham dead as hell
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuck you!
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
astonishing work
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wow she isn’t aging well at all!
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Vishnu Reddy @vishnu.red · 25/05/2026
coffee: the bean juice
A picture of a coffee shop called "the bean" with coffee on the left of the sign and juice on the right of the sign
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social my kids (13 and 11) are obsessed with The Onion, reading every print edition cover to cover the day it arrives. They decided to do their own satirical paper, called The Garlic. Here is a sample.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Strip Law episode 8 holy shit. @hellocullen.bsky.social you beautiful bastard.
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Rick Steves continues to rule.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If we're so gung-ho on a ground invasion of Iran, can't we just send all the ICE dinguses over there? Seems like they have more equipment than the Marines and we are wasting all of that money paying them each $200k to stand at airports playing Candy Crush.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Adventures in closed captioning
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Doink!
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Username Pun @msshai.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Top of the charts at my house today
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Bro looks like Paul Walter Hauser's juggalo character on It's Always Sunny.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The person that invented wrapping paper with grid lines on the back should win the next FIFA peace prize.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Vaxxed?
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"Turkey Pardon"? What, is Drumpf going to pardon his damn self? Because he's the biggest turkey I know!
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/11/2025
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...
Cheney in Hell. Demon baby: We do not torture.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Some of the dumbest articles in history have been written about LLMs, but this may very well be the dumbest. College is not simply four years of learning facts, yeesh.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
what is even going on here tell me what is even going on
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
relax this is just so ben shapiro can kiss the flag
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Department of [Losing] War[s]
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 12/08/2025
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
"And you got David Axelrod and ya know, Rahm fuckin Emanuel. So fuckin smart, Rahm Emanuel."
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
♫ ♫ doggy in a stroller, I know, I know, it’s seriouuuuus ♫ ♫
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. 

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. 

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. 

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. 

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Apple invented diarrhea?
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
If you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the back (eg pro athlete), you’re a god. But if you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the front (eg sandwich artist), you’re a piece of shit. Makes u think.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This is so funny and ex-spouse-y. Trump has all the money in the world, why would he “sell” it? It’s like me taking the time to sell a pair of socks that don’t fit.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2025
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
today
The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guyThe Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point again
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:
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smokey eunuch™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
the further nascar strayed from "guy who isnt scared of dying + his cousin who builds engines" was a step further towards doom, but inevitable.
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
More like “BADman”!
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Working on a big car project with lots of tasks I’ve never done before. “Lion Rumpus” by @mogwai.scot has been my “victory” track when I succeed at something.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The racist N word lady who's back in the spotlight thanks to Piers Morgan actually got pranked last year so badly by Not Even A Show that she stopped posting for awhile
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Spliff Boggi @sbloops.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Christians' bemoaning of "suicidal empathy" is so crazy to me. Like, isn't "suicidal empathy" the exactly model of behavior Jesus displayed?
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.
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