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Ace🐉

@saturnus.bsky.social
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Musician maker as Saturnus, photo taker as Aperture Jackal, bird dad, mediocre charge blader • They/he • Icon by @spearxwind.bsky.social linktr.ee/stuckatomega

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 12h
Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 12h
@ballxpit.com hello mr sun please can you add the 'recall balls' button to mobile when not using a controller, sometimes i get softlocked because the balls don't come back, and i have to force quit and restart the app, thank you
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Capricornicus @caprigenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Round. Very round.
Round. Very round.
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Couple nights ago, I covered Death Cab For Cutie at Manchester's O2 Victoria Warehouse, for @joyzineuk.bsky.social joyzine.org/2026/09/21/l...
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Live Review: Death Cab For Cutie, Pool Kids at O2 Victoria Warehouse, Manchester - Joyzine
Review of Death Cab For Cutie's September 2026 live show at O2 Victoria Warehouse, Manchester.
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Tamamo Crossfaded @ Home @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Derg acquired @thingsbydiana.bsky.social
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes bluesky bugs are awesome actually
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Snek DogBird @reinbourne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone. Remember.
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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
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Jaws @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An image of the late David Lynch, with the text saying "Fix your hearts or die!"
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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cc @wacstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Groudon dreaming about getting a big swig of lava
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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おぼん @0bon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
麺棒で伸ばされるマグマラシ
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Miles 🩻 @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sighs
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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낑꾹 | kking @kking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You don’t pick your blorbos, your blorbos pick you. One day you are just gonna have a chill day looking out the window and out of nowhere your blorbo will run you over with a 50T truck and will ruin your life
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Malfaren ✨👑✨ @malfaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, I'm a DILF: [D]amn [I]'m [L]ike... Really [F]uckin' Tired
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What's the matter, hon? You hardly touched the popcorn from your Trojan Horse cock sheath bucket.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
drawing of a bunch of computer mice with their all cords tangled together
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh. My god .
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mario top surgery
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@gallakcyline.bsky.social cori Billy is back
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Jym @jymfox.com · 22/08/2026
BUS POWERFUL FOX
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 21/08/2026
my gender:
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Evil EMP @eminentdreamer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
NOOOO THIS WAS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND BLOCKING MEEE
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
mario is real and when you turn the nintendo off it hurts him
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A very tired Ace presents The Wombats x Bastille from Crystal Palace Bowl (full album: www.flickr.com/photos/14944...) #livemusicphotography #musicphotography
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*I* can though! JK Rowling has denied the existence of the Holocaust and routinely enabled genocidal behavior through her continuous crusade against marginalized communities, and is an active threat to a decent, caring, and overall better society.
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Martlet_Fan_64 🐦🩵🐁🧡🌊 @zenithmartlet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 2011 Toby Fox posted this.
Garfield comic strip: In the first panel, a happy Jon, looking at a computer, says "Homestuck" to an unamused Garfield next to him. In the second panel, Jon, still smiling, looks at Garfield. Still unamused. In the third panel, Jon goes back at smiling at the computer, while Garfield looks at the viewer with a displeased look.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Managed to get a plushie googie for a reasonable price finally
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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Alberto Albero @levistico.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 05/08/2026
Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I'm here to share an update on the upcoming game in the Super Mario series. Fuuuuck its gone. It's all gone. I deleted everything, all of it. The ice cream elephant melted and everything. Fuck.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today in the beebs' life
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@eggslut.bsky.social
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