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Ace🐉

@saturnus.bsky.social
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Musician maker as Saturnus, photo taker as Aperture Jackal, bird dad, mediocre charge blader • They/he • Icon by @spearxwind.bsky.social linktr.ee/stuckatomega

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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 10h
number 6039: discover the spoon
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 15h
I think people are starting to be better about it, cos sometimes I'll cover a metal gig + there's split between old(er) men who won't have them and people my age and younger who generally do. It's the latter which makes me hurt more lmao I'm a concert photog but I also do event tech as my ac job
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 15h
I do concert press and the amount of times I've been at gigs that show as 100dB+ on my watch with masses of people without earplugs makes me die a little inside
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KIERAN 🌈 🐾 @iizubuzu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you see my vision. do you understand #deltarune
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If not for Charlie why Charlie shaped
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 30/09/2026
Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@ballxpit.com hello mr sun please can you add the 'recall balls' button to mobile when not using a controller, sometimes i get softlocked because the balls don't come back, and i have to force quit and restart the app, thank you
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Capricornicus @caprigenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Round. Very round.
Round. Very round.
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Soggy bird saturday/sunday
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can you boop that snoot for us
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Couple nights ago, I covered Death Cab For Cutie at Manchester's O2 Victoria Warehouse, for @joyzineuk.bsky.social joyzine.org/2026/09/21/l...
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Live Review: Death Cab For Cutie, Pool Kids at O2 Victoria Warehouse, Manchester - Joyzine
Review of Death Cab For Cutie's September 2026 live show at O2 Victoria Warehouse, Manchester.
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Derg acquired @thingsbydiana.bsky.social
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes bluesky bugs are awesome actually
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Spooky DogBird @reinbourne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone. Remember.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An image of the late David Lynch, with the text saying "Fix your hearts or die!"
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you've seen Dottie the tiel on reddit then Mambo's wing position in that photo reminds me of her. Sweet bird, I'm looking forward to seeing more of her
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mambo! Does she have drooping wings?
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cc @wacstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Groudon dreaming about getting a big swig of lava
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The big puppy....
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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おぼん @0bon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
麺棒で伸ばされるマグマラシ
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Miles 🩻 @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sighs
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
-> I think I just avoid them for now, especially from complete unknown redditors
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, I think I'm in a similar place. I made peace, I guess, w DougDoug's cos he demonstrably knows how to code and has been able to fix the AI's fuck ups. If it's a once or twice in a project (size dependent) I think i would let it pass if it's smth I'm super interested in but otherwise ->
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gen question, what's your take on the ones made by ppl who are trained coders but use A/I to help (e.g. dougdoug)? I feel like if someone has proven themselves as knowing to code and use it as a glorified google essentially, then I'm not as opposed but obvs it's gotta be Not a large chunk of it
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낑꾹 | kking @kking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You don’t pick your blorbos, your blorbos pick you. One day you are just gonna have a chill day looking out the window and out of nowhere your blorbo will run you over with a 50T truck and will ruin your life
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Malfaren ✨👑✨ @malfaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, I'm a DILF: [D]amn [I]'m [L]ike... Really [F]uckin' Tired
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What's the matter, hon? You hardly touched the popcorn from your Trojan Horse cock sheath bucket.
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Ace🐉 @saturnus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm now imagining them following me as I work corporate AV in which i sit on my phone and control a single microphone
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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