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Valkyrie

@eggslut.bsky.social
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27 - UK - Uma Musume gave me gender dysphoria. I share weird porn sometimes. No minors cmdr-valkyrie.carrd.co

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GloopQueen 💜💚 Boat Apologist @gloopqueen.bsky.social · 2h
“Did you hear what Jeffrey Awful on X said? Here’s a screenshot. Did you see the Backflips for Racism trend? Here’s all the videos of racists backflip-“ i am going to dox you!! I am going to dox you!!!! I am going to compromise your bank account and spend all your money!!! Shut up!!!
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たかまざ @takamaza.bsky.social · 16h
ギャルマック #ウマ娘
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VeeButSpicy @veebutspicy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i wanted to make an uma musume oc to bully
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VeeButSpicy @veebutspicy.bsky.social · 19h
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rane | 💚 VGEN @raneblu.com · 9h
girl with the black coffee
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 14h
happy october
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島はじめ @shima01st.bsky.social · 18h
Racing Miku(original design)
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Katt @alesiute.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Silver #deadlock #silver #fanart #art
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brooke! @rookiebe.bsky.social · 19h
like comment and subscribe if you would also take this pathetic thing back to your lab.. 🫵 🚗 🧪 #umamusume #hondacivic #civiyon
Two panel tweet showing a leaf strewn forest clearing with a tiny chubby honda civic creature sitting on a pale mushroom. caption reads "found this pathetic thing in the woods. it smells. i'm going to take it back to my lab."
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calamity @calamitybrezze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
afternoon tea
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lidipon @lidipon.bsky.social · 22h
this truly is... our dunmeshi.... #nsfw
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calamity @calamitybrezze.bsky.social · 22h
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 26/09/2026
Yuri
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 28/09/2026
I Love Preggers 34
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 29/09/2026
Wife's Friend Evil Nipple Yumi Hinata
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 30/09/2026
Special Home Delivery (Virgins)
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AyyTeeThreeDee 🔰🔞 @ayytee3d.art · 30/09/2026
uh
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Aurora🏳️‍⚧️ @aurorathetrainer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Hope Shion gets to see me on stream today!! She already got to see Cynthia.” SHE’S BAAAAAAACK!!!! Serenade has returned and looks better than ever. And that’s, as always, thanks to the incredible @yukii91218.bsky.social . Always in credible work, she looks so cuuuute!!!
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Pillow @pillowmakura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ファレノプシス🌸 #ウマ娘 #ファレノプシス
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希幻 @kigen00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#ウマ娘 #ナイスネイチャ
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Grater @illusgrater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🐇 velvet @velvetclovers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not for you #umamusume
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Yanners @oniiyanna.com · 30/09/2026
shinko windy mega W plaps
Shinko Windy
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a crazy pervert broke into my home and drew this
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mitamory🍥 @mitamory.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Summer TM Opera O ☀️
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Ladrão🔞 @ladraodarte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The weather's nice come take a nap #art #fanart
Fanart of the characters "Seiun Sky" and "King Halo" from the "Umamusume: Pretty Derby" franchise.
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Spoo-Key @thekeypotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
T.M Opera O #umamusume #ウマ娘 #keyart
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brooke! @rookiebe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone requested meisho doto x honda civic... and i am but a humble yuri servant 🙇‍♀️ 🚗 🐐 #umamusume #hondacivic
meisho doto cries and is comforted by honda civic, a small comic panel above reads "I'M SORRY FOR HAVING BIG AWESOME BOOBS / I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE" and a speech bubble says "Uh, there there"
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i should call her
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rias @riasumbra.sheath.church · 28/09/2026
divine manifestation within this URL
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
friend gave me their old cat couch and now he's da king of da couch
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‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[trying to come up with first date ideas with a terminally online t4t puppygirl] wanna go, uh, age regress [remembering the other stereotype] at the gun range
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MelTheNoGoodScoundrel.com @melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gaba's spagaytay
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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Valkyrie @eggslut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They turned my music into a bunnygirl
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こるり @koruri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ワンドロ ユノハナブルーム #1hrUmaClub
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Rarepair Peddler @dlanon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omg;; rudoguru matching alts in the year of our lord... my umatp 🥹 #umamusume #dlarts
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rotomdocs @rotomdocs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kofi request of King Halo for @catnipium.bsky.social ANDD @ParadiseLost06 ꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
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Critnuke @critnuke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The hyperfixation guides me, three cheers for chapter 3 archiveofourown.org/works/933275...
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BoarAnon (Comms Closed) @boaranon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
falin smells gooooooooooood,,,,,, sloppy oral and facial sequence on subscribestar.adult/BoarAnon btw
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Romantic fae action for @mrplush.bsky.social (featuring uranophane.bsky.social) ❤️🩵 #nsfwart #vgencomm
Pencil drawing of a smug, cute fae hovering in front of a twitching dick. There are two colored pencils here too, even though the drawing is monochrome. They're meant to represent the color of the character's hair... I'm trying something new with it. Text: "Come on, give it~" "Don't you want to impregnate your dear little wife?"Cum alt of the previous drawing. Text: "Wow... So much..." "I guess you really do love me, huh?"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cube frenzy
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