Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The real root of the male loneliness crisis is the fact that we have over a hundred songs about Xmas. Thousands of songs about girlfriends. But only a single song about the boys being back in town. 001
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kinda becoming a believer in the Housing Theory of Everything 000
Reposted by SarcazmosWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414231633
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Mamdani’s brand is untouchable based on the backlash to the Strretsblog article 000
Reposted by SarcazmosBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026one of the good things about the rise of the DSA has been that it's more or less completely nullified the US Green Party - a deeply shitty organization - among young people. 221158137
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Remember when US played Iran during the 2022 World Cup. Iranian journalists asked the US coach about aircraft carrier positions outside the gulf and everyone just shrugged? 000
Reposted by SarcazmosRyan O'Hanlon @rwohan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I wrote about the One Weird Trick That Will Save the USMNT. And no, it has nothing to do with "pay to play": www.espn.com/soccer/story...espn.comThe USMNT's struggles at the World Cup can't be fixed by overhauling youth developmentEveryone thinks they can fix the USMNT. But maybe the U.S. is actually making progress and luck just hasn't been on its side -- what then? 1123
Reposted by Sarcazmoscritical slop studies @struthious.bsky.social · 12/07/2026if you're like 'why cant the USMNT develop talent like argentina' and you haven't read how the whole system is founded on child abuse: www.espn.com/soccer/story...espn.comESPN: Argentine soccer development system rife with exploitationThe Argentine soccer system that produced the defending World Cup champions is also rife with child exploitation and neglect, according to an ESPN investigation released Friday. 3172
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ok, Norway then needs to explain why their womens team sucks 010
Reposted by SarcazmosLeander **BUY THE LONG GAME** Schaerlaeckens @leanderalphabet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026With a few days' reflection, my post-mortem on the United States men's national team at the 2026 World Cup. @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comThe US delivered their best modern World Cup performance – and also let themselves downMauricio Pochettino’s team delivered several thrilling performances on home soil. The way it ended was somewhat less exhilarating 64910
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026After all the team I supported during the World Cup lost 000
Reposted by SarcazmosVetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I think this is one of the worst takes on the #USMNT loss, even though the main concern of the article- pay to play (PtP)- is absolutely a huge problem in the US. Just not the *defining* cause of the loss... 1/ www.espn.com/soccer/world...espn.comWorld Cup losses will continue until America fixes its youth soccer systemFocus is more on parents' ability to pay for travel matches than on young player development 121
Reposted by SarcazmosRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"Build academies like they do abroad!" Where they make mincemeat of thousands of human lives to produce a few good soccer players? The American system needs work, but copying global practices cannot be the solution. Also in here: thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com/p/world-cup-... 5438
Reposted by SarcazmosJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny 165610961
Reposted by Sarcazmoslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater 521489185
Reposted by SarcazmosPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/07/2026Balogun should sit. Atop the throne of the King of the Ballers for balling out baller style 414420
Reposted by Sarcazmosandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026you cannot possibly believe that by playing in a world cup game he will instantly become just as corrupt as this administration and fifa. there's no way you believe this. i don't even know you but i believe your brain knows enough numbers between 0 and 100 to know that isn't true. 316510
Reposted by SarcazmosJason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Yeah no I'm not gonna enjoy the politics accounts jumping in with their soccer takes. No good moves moves here other than walking away from Bluesky today. 3292
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's strange to see which World Cup news hit the non-sports side of lib bluesky because what do you mean US govt sabotaging the Iranian world cup team didn't reach them but a 5th red card being overturned arbitrarily by FIFA did? 000
Reposted by SarcazmosSenator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The people who are up in arms about this are hilarious. I've been following the USMNT for a decade and a half and we have been consistently punished for being more professional and less willing to bribe referees. I don't like the corruption but let's not pretend anyone is desecrating FIFA ffs 51128
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Among the 4 World Cup teams with alleged rapist, 3 of them got eliminated 000
Reposted by SarcazmosBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy. 171713221
Reposted by SarcazmosJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better 71597245
Reposted by SarcazmosMicah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026everyone, correctly: “Trump lies all the time about everything” also everyone, right now: “Trump is absolutely not lying about this” I mean it’s definitely possible he did but come on 4501
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 05/07/2026FIFA really set a precedent when they suspended Ronaldo’s red card 000
Reposted by SarcazmosBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026It occurs to me that America might actually be doing a better job of wrestling with its past than it gets credit for, we just don’t notice because the truly bonkers shit in other countries is in languages we can’t read 341404200
Reposted by SarcazmosAN/PRC-148 MBITRsweet Symphony @classywarfare.gobirds.online · 04/07/2026The Battle Hymn of the Republic is not only a better and easier to sing melody, the lyrics are an affirmative statement of values and intent to bring liberty and freedom into a hostile world 1444550
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Lots of strange USMNT discourse but at least I know for a fact that Trinity Rodman feels relieved someone else’s dad is constantly being brought up 020
Reposted by Sarcazmoslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/07/2026look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive 542450239
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The amount of white people on supposedly progressive Bluesky cheering for the USMNT downfall just as more black and latino players become more prominent is concerning 130
Reposted by SarcazmosKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 01/07/2026For @ms.now, I wrote about rediscovering my love for America through the USMNT in a country that decidedly doesn't love me back. In LA on Thursday night, I saw the true multi-ethnic promise of America. www.ms.now/opinion/worl...ms.nowOpinion | The USMNT is exactly what makes America great. And even Trump can't ruin that.Red, white and blue covered the stands in a recent U.S. men’s soccer match, in a surge of patriotism that’s been hard to come by for us liberals and lefties in the time of Trump. 213328
Reposted by SarcazmosGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 29/06/2026A DHS social media post celebrating the USMNT overlooked the central truth of this World Cup: the game’s greatest tournament is powered by migration, not borderstheguardian.comThe World Cup is undressing the myth of Trump’s American homogeneity 0268
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026A decade ago, Canada was 117th in the FIFA Rankings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...nytimes.comEustaquio sends Canada through in World Cup win over South Africa: Live updates and reaction 000
Reposted by Sarcazmossick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 28/06/2026ever play sports so bad the president calls for a government investigation www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...nytimes.comSouth Korea president ‘baffled’ by World Cup exit, calls for government investigationPresident Lee appeared to criticise the South Korean football association's (KFA) appointment of head coach Hong Myung-bo. 1223
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 25/06/2026SORRY MY FRIEND, YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO RESPECT LOCAL CULTURE www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...nytimes.comFIFA clashes with Iran, Egypt over rainbow symbols at World Cup Pride Match 010
Reposted by SarcazmosLeander **BUY THE LONG GAME** Schaerlaeckens @leanderalphabet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026And I wrote about Rinus Michels telling U.S. Soccer that its chaotic soccer landscape was a problem. I'd argue it's become an asset. @theguardian.comtheguardian.comFrom military brats to birthright citizens: how USMNT’s magnificent mess became its strengthFor decades, US Soccer sought a single identity. Instead, its most talented team emerged from a uniquely American mix of backgrounds, pathways and cultures 1228
Reposted by SarcazmosJon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 24/06/2026mainly want the multiracial, multinational USMNT to do well simply to watch these guys' heads explode 021
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026England nil-nil draw tradition continues at the World Cup 000
Reposted by SarcazmosBeverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Really easy for this team to be good vibes if you know the stories behind each of these players and realize that shitposting from some MAGA intern named Scrotus Maximus doesn't change those stories 3457
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Surpassed Iceland in smallest nation to grab World Cup point. Nation of 155,000 with more World Cup points than China, India, Indonesia, Pakistan combined 000
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The USMNT being reflective of what Americans actually looks like can be disarming but it's truly the epitome of Americana when they rise to the occasion. 100
Reposted by SarcazmosHaunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address 103299523
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 19/06/2026FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH FREEMAN GOAL ON JUNETEENTH 020
Sarcazmos @sarcazmos.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Kind of amazing how much of a pass westerners give to gulf states 000
