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Sarah J Miles

@sarahjomiles.bsky.social
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Librarian by day, Ghoul by night

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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 12h
New House of Games and I might need to look up if Michael Sheen has done any audiobooks because he has such a soothing voice.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“No one elected you” But….. they did though. That’s part of how the whole becoming Pope thing works. They vote.
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish there was a way to filter out AI Slop on YouTube.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anxiety be like??
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share a TV show that raised you.
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Are You Afraid Of The Dark: Midnight Campfire
ALT: Are You Afraid Of The Dark: Midnight Campfire
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Season three of The Apothecary Diaries, let’s fucking gooooo!
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Maomao's Adorable Amazement in The Apothecary Diaries
ALT: Maomao's Adorable Amazement in The Apothecary Diaries
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Miranda Hart coming out the grave looking like Zombie Hitler 💀 #CelebrityTraitors
Miranda Hart with dirt smudges on her top lip
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NOTHING will settle Ross Kemp. NOTHING. You could offer him cocoa and marshmallows and he would think you were out to ruin his life. #celebritytraitors
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brilliant, this is gonna mess with Ross so badly. #CelebrityTraitors
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy with that outcome. #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Richard Grant, you can't just ask people if they have more teeth per capita than a normal person! #CelebrityTraitors
Do you have more teeth than a normal person?
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Patch Zircher @patrickzircher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meiko Kaji (star of Lady Snowblood) struttin' through the subway in the 1970s.
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross is so fucking paranoid about being murdered in plain sight. #CelebrityTraitors
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
James Blunt and his buttered nipples taking charge. #CelebrityTraitors
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
Withnail and I meme in the rain, saying "I've told people I'm a traitor by mistake"
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant just fucking with everyone for shits and giggles is exactly the kind of shenanigans I was hoping for. #CelebrityTraitors
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Women just need to burn everything to the ground
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The AI Slop postcards in Camden were unsurprising, but still gross.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine being this disconnected from humanity and the collective human experience. Imagine thinking that art is only about your subjective consumption and not the connection with another soul, experience, time, or place. Imagine speaking and only hearing your own echo. Imagine being this cunt.
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly this series of #GBBO has felt fun in a way that it hasn’t for years.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Enjoying new #GBBO, but does it bother anyone else that they haven’t provided a lower counter for the person in the wheelchair?
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one word title. Ring (1998)
The poster for Hideo Nakata’s Ring (1998). Yes “Ring”, not “Ringu” and I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!!!!
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 27/09/2026
speaking as an expert on animal anatomy, this is what we call a Perfect Shape
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That moment watching a new series, getting a certain vibe from the main character only to tragically confirm that yes, they are, alas, heterosexual.
Makio from the anime Journal with Witch.
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It had a theme about legacy being dangerous if you let it define you, failure is healthy, that you don't need to be part of a powerful bloodline to make a difference in the world. And then they went "actually it's the opposite"
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not gonna get to play it for a very long time, but I hope the twist of Silent Hill Townfall is that there isn’t anything supernatural going on and the U.K. is just Like That.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 24/09/2026
“Beware the Squeak of the Vampire”, a Hamster film production. Starring Christopher Lee as “Count Nibbles.”
A fountain pen sketch of a hamster with fangs by a tiny, adorable coffin.
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had a lot of fun with this piece for @filmhounds.co.uk about the different ways I have watched and enjoyed the horror classic ALIEN. filmhounds.co.uk/2026/09/24/a...
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I Watched Alien With A Film Festival Crowd - The Cinema Is The Only Way To View The Horror Masterpiece
Everyone’s horror journal is personal. We all first see films at different times, and these days it seems that there is no limit to the number of ways you can watch them. Yet many would say that there...
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Sarah J Miles @sarahjomiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taking a break on my walk and decided to sit in a graveyard.
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Sa-ilent Hill Bajaj @sahilbajaj.dev · 15/09/2026
What if you didn't bother with the AI nonsense constantly propping up and found peace looking at the twin Jaguar cubs from Tobe Zoo.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
She was Hayao Miyazaki's "right-hand" collaborator from the '70s onward. Her name was Michiyo Yasuda -- the best color designer in animation. Yasuda's eye for color gave Ghibli's work a totally different look. We explore her methods: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-artist...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats -Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program -Cracked down on bad landlords -Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services This is what leadership looks like.
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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Text: my body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh in-season produce

Pic of candy corn and candy pumpkins
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Amber T @amber-tee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m the authority on this btw and what I say goes
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MiMi Aye @meemalee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMIGOD OMIGOD NEW SERIES OF MIDNIGHT DINER / SHINYA SHOKUDO INCOMING!!! www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2026-09...
Image shared by Takashi Yamanaka who plays Gen on Shinya Shokudo / Midnight Diner - it’s a collage of all the characters we know and love but as they look in this new season.
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Robin Williams’ daughter is urging fans to stop sharing AI-generated videos of the late actor. “Just because he’s gone does not mean he’s now your puppet. Have some shame.” #RobinWilliams #AI
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/09/2026
no it fuckin won’t
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