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they/them ☆ mycelium enthusiast ☆ aspiring jester

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 2h
it's always polite to remind people to drink water but also it's a reminder that you have more of a right to water than data centers do
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/03/2024
waking up to find myself transformed into a bug and immediately utilizing my proboscis to get a drink of water without having to sit up in bed
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extremely small & incredibly owned @deeppinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
drawing a kink you're not really into is like flexing a muscle that never gets used. in the end it will make you a more powerful pervert
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Opossums24.bsky.social @spicymink24.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A little meme @spicyzack.bsky.social doodled for our silly perverts, Liam and Maverick! You can read more about them on my Patreon! Here are the pitches for both stories! More to come with them! www.patreon.com/u24782397/po... www.patreon.com/u24782397/po...
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This overlong, AI-generated message full of detailed bullet points could have been a sentence.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If it isn't even a little funny, is it sexy? No.
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 28/11/2024
I've been doing a lot of writing about how my escalating disability is affecting my self-image and sex life. This was originally posted on my patreon.
While I understand on an intellectual level that disability doesn’t equate to ugliness, there’s a deep emotional part of me that feels that I am now damaged in a way that has left me completely undesirable, sexually. Because I want to confront that feeling, I’m going to write down everything I think about myself that is hurtful, no matter how untrue. My hope is that by doing this I will be able to dismantle my own arguments and have a little more love for myself, even when it feels hard.

Cruel things I feel about myself.
Response to myself.

The more disabled I become, the more inferior I am to any potential lover’s able-bodied sex partners.
Response: I would never feel this way about a disabled friend or partner. Some of the best sex I've ever had has been with heavily disabled lovers. I love kink because of the options it gives me and the adaptability it encourages - there's so much more to sex than getting railed by a muscle guy or whatever

Because of my disability, I can no longer top. In fact, the only thing I can do is passively lay on my back.
Response: I know that even if I was a brain in a jar I could still top. Topping is a state of mind and choice, not a physical ability that can be lost. I can instruct a partner to hurt themselves, I can psychologically domme them.
Asking for sex now that I’m disabled is only selfish, and I have nothing to offer my partner.
Response: Patently false, coming from a girl who loves giving head without getting anything in return, and fucking a partner to orgasm without cumming myself.

I am only able to take, and not give, pleasure.
Response: I can give pleasure by accepting service and I can give pleasure by granting access to my unique and beautiful body.

The only sex I can hope for is sex that is given to me out of pity. I am no longer a sexual equal to anyone able bodied.
Response: There is nothing repulsive about disability and I don't want to have sex with anyone who sees me this way. In fact I'm very familiar with the concept of devotees who would hold my body in higher regard than an able body, and also love work by authors like Samuel Delaney whose love of the abject specifically prioritizes and fetishizes bodies similar to my own.

Sexually, I am inconvenient and clumsy. I am not capable of anything other than awkward and, at best, functional requests for accommodation. I can no longer be spontaneous or inventive.
Response: Spontaneity is not a physical ability. I'm creative and a notable pervert. I know that I can find ways to have sex no matter what my body is doing, often even more interestingly than if my body was completely able.
Even though I am pretty, my prettiness is a source of pity and sadness to anyone who I want to have sex with. As in, “what a shame, she could have been attractive.”
Response: People love me because of my transness, disability, resilience, creativity. I don't want to fuck anyone who would see me this way in the first place.

The more disabled I become, the worse I smell and the less capable I am of cleaning myself effectively.
Response: This is a thought in the voice of my father and is demonstrably untrue. Plus even if it was true, Samuel Delaney would think it's sexy.

My pain tolerance has become worse because of my chronic pain, and I’m not even worth hurting anymore, because I’m not able to take nearly what I used to.
Response: Pain isn't about high scores and I know and love this. If lower pain tolerance is a result of chronic pain, it makes me more responsive to my tops and even more fun to hurt. I love it when a bottom has low pain tolerance. It's not about making me tap out. It's about finding the edge and keeping me there.

The idea of cruising or socializing with new people is laughable. I have nothing to offer other than inconveniences and subpar experiences. If I were to give a blowjob to someone, I would need to set my cane down next to me and it would be a pathetic sight.
Response: I'm an interesting genius who is beautiful and I don't want to fuck anyone who would see me as lesser or gross for not being able and cis. I'm not limiting my options, I have the same options as I (the image cuts off, text continued on next image)(continuation of previous response) always had because I care about shared values in my partners and I wouldn't have stood for this before.

Even seeing my disabled body makes people feel uncomfortable and like they need to accommodate or help me, which isn’t sexy at all.
Response: This is projection because I feel uncomfortable. Nobody I want to fuck would see me this way. If anything I'm interested in people who can pervert and fetishize their discomfort, like I do.

When I push myself and have sex the way I want to, it results in me getting hurt in a way that discourages me or my partner from wanting to try again. What's the point if I'm just going to get hurt?
Response: Kink and sex are about making informed decisions re: risk. It's not different from risking an STI or an extreme bondage/pain scene going wrong. The more I'm honest with myself and my partners about my desire and understanding of whatever risks I'm taking, the better sex I allow myself to have.

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My fantasies have become more violent, centering around the destruction of my body. I keep having an intrusive daydream about getting fucked with a glass bottle, its serrated cap still on, tearing and perforating the inside of my ass until I am bleeding and beyond repair. 
Response: This is hot, keep it up
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 29/10/2025
You can do anything once you give yourself permission. You're not different from other people. You're just as worthless and pathetic and deserving of pain as any other slut. Don't close yourself off from the things you want. Be the slut you know you wish you could be. It's never too late.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
People are discussing how Halloween candy is so terrible these days. A reminder that alot of the candy we eat is made with women’s prison labor. Russell Stover’s factory in Kansas busses in 150 women a day via a convict leasing program to staff their candy factory.
Russell Stover has begun using prison labor to make candy in
Kansas
A Russell Stover candy factory in Kansas has begun hiring incarcerated workers through a work release program, Eoin Higgins reports in his newsletter, The Flashpoint. About 150 women are bussed in from the Topeka Correctional Facility and paid $14 an hour, but the prison keeps some of their wages for room and board, taxes, transportation, and other expenses. When all is said and done, they take home less than $6 per hour. These deductions are high, but elsewhere in the country, they're even higher: In our May series on prison
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Kink Center @kinkcenter.org · 10/10/2026
BIPOC Rope Jam 📅 Oct 11 at 6:30 PM 📍 Kink Center venue - Capitol Hill, Seattle 🏷️ Social Event 🤝 Hosted by BIPOC Rope Jam 🔗 kinkcenter.org/calendar/4Gg...
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sorry, pornographers are getting chased off the internet and browbeaten by peers while the US gov is planning to livestream a murder???
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TransMascCatBoye 🔞 @transmasccatboye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imnotcryingyourecrying
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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brick🏳️‍⚧️ @allbrickedup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good boys get bruises 🌈
sitting in a green chair, no pants on, showing off the colorful bruises that cover my thighs and calves
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Ciapamia @ciapamia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gengoroh Tagame
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Madrona Murphy @arbutocrat.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Probably the prettiest apple we had at the tasting is Blue Pearmain. They look like watercolor paintings in person. Tasty too--a bit like King, but denser and better keepers.
A hand holding a dark red apple with lighter pink splotches and a pale bluish bloom. A hand holding a dark red apple with lighter pink splotches, darker red striped and a pale bluish bloom.
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Saint Avery Carter | BOS 10/11-12 @saintaverycarter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God bless the filthy queers before me that remind me that the park is a beautiful place to fuck.
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al 💀🩸 @colorgoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in honor of tapas shutting down soon i would like to recount the time they contacted me about this panel. they could see the slight outline of a nipple. i erased it and asked them if there was anything else that could change. they said No, Looks Good
Comic crop. Popup ad on a laptop that "THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 30 SECONDS (no GIRLS allowed) PLAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cracks on the monitor trace around the silhouette of a big tittied anime girl.
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Eric Raglin @ericraglin1992.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michael glares down from a window of our haunted-looking house. Photo credit to @pg13andabsurd.bsky.social
A white and orange cat staring out the window of a house with old, haunted-looking siding.
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nutritional value @sarviseppele.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#kinktober 2026 let's go
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Freckles @elfreckles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🦊🏹 #comics #furryart #furry
Digital picture. Disney's Robin Hood fox character, looking concerned. A speech bubble comes out from him saying "If I was your first furry crush, it's time to take note of your cholesterol.
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s thoughts.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn!
an ad titled “You’ll Get Lifetime Service from this Pipe”
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Shibari Study @shibari-study.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✨ Whether you draw, take photos or do a bit of both, complete all 31 days of our prompt list and we'll gift you a free Quarterly Membership. Send your full set to mail@shibaristudy.com by November 6th to qualify.
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Rye Hickman @ryehickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t understand ppl who use AI bc when you don’t, you can go over to yr friend’s house for advice about chosen-one tropes, help move stuff from a shed to a barn, then eat cheese and drink wine while watching funny horse vids, then you go home w a head whole of brilliant story gems!
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 25/09/2026
did you ever see anything so beautiful?
An ear of Oaxacan green corn, packed tightly with kernels in jewel tones of green, blue, and purple. A couple yellow kernels provide contrast.Three ears of corn laying on a concrete walk, from left to right: Oaxacan green, bright red bloody butcher corn, and a hybridized ear with more rounded kernels in many dark shades of blue and purple, as well as red and yellow. Sweet corn is great and all, but I adore field corn's variety.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Asher @asherwilsongoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is exactly how I talk about it too! I've seen Gen AI try to write good comms and it's always completely terrible (see - most of LinkedIn, a bunch of the newer FB 'nz politics influencer' types.
Screenshot of a tumblr post reading: recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 24/09/2026
organically grown black metal logo
giant fuckin eldritch tree in a park in palermo, siciliy. just a real wizard beard of a thing
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bram @boymischief666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the only new content i create will violate TOS nearly everywhere. there is nowhere for freaks like us, so we must become our own places of worship and depravity. thank you for being here and thank you for being nasty❣️
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of your Bi Visibility Day favorites, only on Disney Prime
Posters for 
Walt Disney's Bi
Meet the Bi
Bi Momma's House
Bye Bye Bi
Bi Man on Campus
Bi Trouble in Little China
Clifford's Really Bi
1984 (Bi Brother is watching you)
Follow that Bi
The Bi Loser
Bi Hood
Max Keeble's Bi Move
Bi in the Woods
The Bi
The Bi Thief
The Bi Chill (this one's good)
The Bi Lebowski
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