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Sandy Tait

@sandytaitfm.bsky.social
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Football Manager player & creator since 1996. #LGBTQ+ #AuDHD Support Spurs, Ajax, and Stevenage FC

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 7h
What's this I hear about there now being an investigation into bribery & cheating at Barcelona during Pep's reign there? o.o
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Attempt #4, I managed a streak of 4! (we don't talk about attempts #2 or #3...) ⚽ Play Your COYS Right ⚽ Final Streak: 4 Best Streak: 4 Can you beat my Tottenham Hotspur goal knowledge? #COYS Play here: thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/play-your-co...
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The Game Is About Glory
Play Your COYS Right Play Your COYS Right Tottenham Hotspur Goals Only Streak 0 Best 0 Current Card MENS ⚽ Loading… Spurs Competitive Goals 0 Tottenham Goals Next Card MENS ⚽ Loading… S…
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am absolutely nailing this. ⚽ Play Your COYS Right ⚽ Final Streak: 0 Best Streak: 0 Can you beat my Tottenham Hotspur goal knowledge? #COYS Play here: thegameisaboutglory.co.uk/play-your-co...
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The Game Is About Glory
Play Your COYS Right Play Your COYS Right Tottenham Hotspur Goals Only Streak 0 Best 0 Current Card MENS ⚽ Loading… Spurs Competitive Goals 0 Tottenham Goals Next Card MENS ⚽ Loading… S…
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/09/2026
Byeeeeeeeee dickhead
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bye Felicia but it's Crynaldo.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's crisis comms and then there's crisis comms. Fair play to the City admin for just posting through it I suppose.
19:07 BST

Manchester City

Manchester City have just posted on X.

"Vote for your September Goal of the Month".
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S CHRIIIIIIISSSTMAAAAAAASSSS!!!
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, there's the Premier League's official sanctions... Then there's private suits brought by EPL clubs who can afford the legal actions... Then there's the possibility of class action being brought against them on behalf of less wealthy clubs... Then there's HMRC wanting their say... 1/2
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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season
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profspur @profspur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Increasingly I reevaluate Kane's departure along these lines. More than anything I think he wanted a super club where he could get his due recognition. Secondarily he wanted trofiez. But possibly also he wanted a long career of not getting hacked down every time he's on the ball.
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Five people will get this joke. None of them follow me.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading the independent report into Man City's financial "arrangements" now, stopping after every paragraph, saying "Jesus"..."JESUS!"..."Holy fuck!" and again. This is beyond anything anyone imagined. Also started to wonder whether criminal proceedings are in the picture now.
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
David Ornstein via The Athletic Podcast: "I really expect a very severe penalty on Manchester City covering all charges... It would be genuinely surprising to have a major case without a harsh outcome." ​"This is a truly unique case unlike anything we’ve seen in football."
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
alan partridge chocolate oranges mem

Still, good news about the 115th charge
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some food for thought: The Companies Act 2006 makes it an offence for an officer to knowingly or recklessly give an auditor misleading, false or deceptive information (s.501), punishable by up to two years in prison. Fraud Act 2006 charges are also possible.
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Oh yeah? Well if you're gonna get yourself a Super Intelligence I'm gonna get me a Super DUPER Intelligence with a CD-ROM drive!"
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moments like this, I would love for someone to just drop a really heavy book onto a table.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The Lowe down" was RIGHT THERE! If you have a punnable name but refuse to use it as such, you shouldn't be writing autobiographies. This is a hill I will die on.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Memories of that episode of QI where Corey Taylor had to ask Ross Noble what the heck "dogging" is 😂
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another big win in the WSL for Spurs Women -- they're up to second behind Man City, with a big match vs. London City next weekend! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs Women 4 - 0 Aston Villa: Villa Pelovarwhelmed by Spurs Attack
The Pelova puns will continue until morale improves.
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Kat 💥 @katstark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn't diagnosed until 38, it's never occurred to me for apply for Pip because I assume it would be turned down anyway, and i'm less likely to need Pip now because I can do my job now, and don't need time off because I've had a breakdown without knowing why all the time!
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The Women’s Football Insight @wfinsight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WSL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Aston Villa Spurs continue their unbeaten start to the season with an impressive win over Aston Villa Victoria Pelova (2), Caitlin Dijkstra & Cathinka Tandberg all scored for Spurs Villa drop into the bottom 2 with the defeat
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The SkySports page for Spurs Women...
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/09/2024
[to waiter at chain restaurant] a round of free margaritas or I tell you it's my birthday
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milo @notthatmilo.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
I want a big points deduction for each season they were cheating for. Get relegated. Promotion. Massive points deduction. Relegated. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat...
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026
I think I would like a cartoonishly enormous points deduction, like six hundred points. Like when people get sentenced to a hundred and seventy years in prison, just meaninglessly big numbers.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026
If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅
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Steve Emmo @steveemmo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of clubs looking at possible compensation because Man City broke the rules. So what happens if you beat City regularly? Asking for a football club
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Superzoomed close-up of the a.m. ocean - the spots that look like lights/candles are the rising sun reflecting off the crests. #nature #Maui #nokings #abstract #photography #marinelife
Black and white looking ocean close-up . With mosaic refraction and white highlights of the sun's reflection.
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today I learned that Ongar is a place.
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evo1963.bsky.social @evo1963.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that water is in the hands of private companies is inexcusable.
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-22 Brian Brobbey → Gabriel Batistuta Solved in 5 connections · 3/3 lives Connections 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ Lives ■■■ 6dojl.co.uk
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Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/09/2026
Hey if you think you can link Brian Brobbey to Gabriel Batistuta only via players they’ve played alongside for their clubs, have a go on this. (I got it in five because I have a sickness)
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Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm just glad Ajax are having a good season, otherwise football would be entirely bleak and meaningless for me right now* (*this decade)
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The consistency in conceding...
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh god, it's finally happening...
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It's a goal!
Alt: It's a goal!
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Women are fine
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I sometimes think that it would be a lot easier for all of us if Tottenham Hotspur Football Club did not exist.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home. Original post
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a lot of handwringing over Vuskovic doing so well etc but uh JPH is blowing the doors off the league in the passing department
Positively Graded Passes vs. Line-Breaking Passes
Completed - CB's - Premier League 2026/27
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Positively Graded Passes
Jan Paul van
Hecke
25
20
António
Silva
Rúben Dias
Harry
Maguire
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Micky van de
Ven
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above average (4.47) →
Jérémy
Jacquet
Jaydee Canvot
Victor
Lindelöf
above average (9.8) →
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Line-Breaking Passes Completed
40
20
30
Gradient Sports • Premier League 2026/27 • CB • Season totals • n
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s now been 475 days since Spurs had a penalty awarded in the Premier League.
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would really like for Sony Playstation's sign-in and wallet to not be such a huge, honking pile of shit.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 09/09/2026
RNLI volunteers put themselves in harm’s way to save lives. They should never face abuse or threats for doing so. That includes the crews based on the Thames, who respond to hundreds of incidents every year. They deserve to be thanked, not attacked.
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Abuse of RNLI volunteers 'wholly unacceptable', chief says
Peter Sparkes says there has been "deliberate misinformation" spread about the charity.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
there are many tremendous climactic story beats in Discworld but I think Sam Vimes, possessed by a supernatural creature of pure vengeance, screaming the words of the book he reads to his son every day at a bunch of terrified dwarves might be my favorite of them all
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
They had axes, too. But the thing glared at them and asked:
“Where’s . . . My . . . Cow?”
They backed away.
“Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.
“It goes Baaaa!” it wept. “It is . . . a sheep . . .”
Then it fell to its knees, clenched its teeth, turned its face upwards, like a man tortured beyond his wits, beseeching the gods of fortune and the tempest, and screamed:
“No! That! Is!! Not!!! My!!! Cow!!!!!”
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profspur @profspur.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Media this week: With 1 point in 3 games and 0 goals it’s been a nightmare start for Spurs. Whereas Villa have turned a corner earning their first point in 3 games with a scrappy 0-0 draw.
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audere est facere @tottenham.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
And so obvious that the subs are pre-planned for load management reasons. eg Savio has had barely any training for a few weeks, needs gentle reintroduction. They are doing exactly what we all wanted them to do - being pragmatic and managing the players so they can be available all season.
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