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Sammie

@samshagswell.bsky.social
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nyc based furry thembo shitposter. will send you pics of gay goats

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蛞蝓ちゃん ⎔ @slug.moe · 28/02/2026
When I remove my clown gf's bra for the 20th time only to reveal yet another even smaller bra
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Log Dog 🐶 @loggusdoggus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
'sup doc 🥕
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adam musa @admooosa.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
been wanting to try making a rooster character for a couple months now, I thought the colours could be fun and pretty...
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
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Azathura @azathura.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i've sinned.
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⛧Ramulus⛧𓃵 @ramulus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Know the signs:
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
as I said earlier, there is likely not a policy on file written in big red letters that says "fuck them gays". This does not mean Stripe's policy re: Adult Content wont/doesnt effect queer creators disproportionately. It does. The goal remains the same. Pressure their Adult Content policies.
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Sammie @samshagswell.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
happy bowser day
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94digikont @digi-phobia.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
sabrina grips - the rocco store (collab with @bogtrom.bsky.social)
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klunsghoul @klunsgod.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
idle comic doodle
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash. DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash. DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash. DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.
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dawnfire🎃 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
for my IBS girlies (& everyone else too) 💜 #mlp
a digital illustration of Rarity: text reads "hot girls go to the gastroenterologist", which she lies over with a bit of sensual flair.
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Lab Rat 🔞 Commissions Open @somescrub.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ring the bell 🔔 👍
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MBeanDoodles @mbeandoodles.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
🐑❤️
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 30/06/2025
hanging out with gorgeous transgender women is what life is all about
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Trev ⭐ @trebedo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Asriel Deltarune moment
My personal design depicting upcoming character from hit-game Deltarune "Asriel Dreemurr"
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Brad Pitt Fighter @hillrat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
One caller tells this magazine that they called the hotline so that they could recommend that the second Trump administration “eat my entire asshole.”
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
LGBT (llama, goat, bison, tapir) #illustration #pridemonth #llamas #goats #bison #tapirs
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Lokpik🔞( •̀ ω •́ )✧🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️ @seracarpo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Fashionably late? It’s still the 23rd where I live so it technically counts. (?) Sundae showing up to the #fatfurgala #fatfurgala25
Anthro boar gal leaning on a surface smoking a cigarette. She’s wearing baggy overalls, oversized shoes with dreads and a sport top
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💙🐶🚴🏻🏊‍♂️♊️ Victoria🌈💥☀️ @victoriaswimcycle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Vixenheart @silveralethia.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
everyone be sure to leave milk and cookies out for HotMeat89 this memorial day. they'll be workin' up a sweat fuckin' all those dead guys' wives.
tumblr user hotmeat89: your BF is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you. he's a scumbag, which is why i just fucked his mom to make a better son

user cpineau1973: HOTMEAT89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an American! You don't even deserve the right call yourself a man! 

user HotMeat89: i don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck.
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/05/2025
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winner announced Fri 6th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
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✨JAIMONSTER Lv. X✨ @jaimonster.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 24/10/2024
Oh, you think you walk the path of Christ? Name one sex worker who would weep over your death
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Local goat discovers joy of painting 🖌️🎨🐐 #illustration #comic #goats #furry #anthro
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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 24/03/2025
I can’t get over how cute these Zelda portraits @byelacey.bsky.social drew are!
a set of 4 cartoons of Zelda, golden retriever puppy, on a background of pink with hearts and bones, drawn by Lacey Brannen
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lex 🍳 @strayserval.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
oversized 📏
digital art of an anthro hare woman. she's wearing an oversized shirt and baggy pants. there are dotted lines to the left and right of her, "measuring" the size of her pants, shirt, and ears
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
buggs bunny meme “i wish all my dear muslims a very pleasant ramadan mubarak”
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A horse is typing on a phone. Text reads “ She clop on my cutie mark until
I say hay. Is this anypony”
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Lockheed Skunk @lockheedskunk.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
With everything going on I needed to do something cathartic, and really wanted to try a WWII-style poster with Sheena. I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
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Your Friend Michael @michaelpg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Saw this today at Broadway and Houston, NYC
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el gato barato @puppypawjob.gay · 31/01/2025
boys go to JUPITER to get more STUPIDER girls go to VENUS to get more PENIS
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Demonia! the witch! (SHE/HER) 🐏🏳️‍⚧️🖤
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the bri wolferrrrr @briwolfer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
nickit
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Pretty funny to say this while your sweatshop churns out its 1,000th balloon dog sculpture of the day
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Jeff Koons on why he has drawn a red line on AI in art: ‘I don’t want to be lazy’
World’s most expensive artist, who is exhibiting at the Alhambra in Granada, sees his work as embedded in biology
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weego @weeg.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
that one time i did a bunch of shrooms and became the earthly manifestation of moloch and drew art of it
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
(on the phone in the subway) no. pawjob. yes the hands are also paws. no. its called pawing off. yeah. yeah. well we call it horsepower even if there aint any equines in the fuckin engine dont we. no its not a mawjob. yeah. just a blowjob. like normal.
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Kit Whitfield - fantasy writer @kitwhitfield.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Artist: Maxwell Ashby Armfield
Illustration in watercolour, European with Japanese influence. A huge tree at the roots. A badger, against an eclipsed moon, looks down on two other badgers looking up at him.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sitting backwards in the cuck chair so that my wife and her boyfriend know I’m cool and relatable
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
POV: You're the McDonald's snitch trying to collect your reward for being a class traitor:
Guy with a fishing line dangling a $2 bill saying "You gotta be quicker than that!"

It's an old GEICO commercial or something.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 18/12/2024
Santa fell off the roof and he's not responding
A comic strip which takes frames from the live action movie The Santa Clause, but replaces Tim Allen with the cartoon character Fuzzy. Fuzzy discovers that Santa has fallen off his roof and goes to inspect the body. He finds a business card that says Santa Claus, which has a red border. He examines it more closely and realizes the red border is actually fine. Print. The fine print says "reproduction of this footage for unauthorized parodies is punishable by up to 5 years in prison"
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"I went through the wrong puberty" but I actually mean it should've been a werewolf transformation
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Scribble🐾It/Its @scribbledskunk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
young leftist online will say “punch a nazi” then turn around and make a beware post about a queer person who makes “degenerate art”
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scorpy @socpens.com · 15/12/2024
when people say 'polycule' this is all i think of
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
BREAKING: Amazon workers in NYC are going on strike right before Christmas—the company's busiest time. The first unionized Amazon warehouse is going to shut down in a historic walkout. Workers plan to hit the company where it hurts to win their first union contract. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI1k...
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How Amazon Ruined Christmas
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 13/12/2024
All i hear lately is CEO creampie, CEO backshots
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