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Weredog!

@were.dog
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A little company making sex toys. Run by a giant dog. Shipping worldwide, produced in the UK! Have a question? ✉️ support@weredog.co.uk weredog.co.uk

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Weredog! @were.dog · 4h
SHES SO HOT!!! New Juniper art just dropped hnghff...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 28/09/2026
A fox can dream...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 27/09/2026
☎️CALLING PASTRY FUCKERS☎️ 100+ Sausage rolls available online and ready to ship right now with 20% off in the sale ENDING TOMORROW!!!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 27/09/2026
🖥️ Let's go chat Unbox daggers, dildos and penetrables - it's all 20% off right now during our freshers week sale. All you have to do to receive the code is sign up to the newsletter! 👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026 Code expires Monday at 5pm BST
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Weredog! @were.dog · 27/09/2026
🚨FINAL 24HRS🚨 All your favourite toys including 100+ Sapphire's Muzzle are online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW! 💞 go.were.dog/freshers26
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Weredog! @were.dog · 26/09/2026
Vertex who is a SYNTH and NOT a protogen as every member of the media team now knows (don't worry, Roscoe put them in the cage) is available in this cool techy colouration on our site rn in a tonne of sizes 🥰 In fact our entire inventory is 20% off until Monday 5pm BST, newsletter subscribers only!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 26/09/2026
Foul tarnished, hast thou not acquired thy dagger? 🗡️ A dagger is essential for any loadout. Newsletter subscribers can acquire one (or anything else for that matter) at 20% off the marked price during our freshers week sale! 👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026
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Weredog! @were.dog · 26/09/2026
Scout wants to drain your cog n balls btw 🥰 Pick up Scout and all his friends for 20% off in our freshers week sale! Ends Monday at 5pm BST... 👉 go.were.dog/freshers2026
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Weredog! @were.dog · 25/09/2026
Did you manage to pick something up yet? With 20% off our entire inventory including flops, It's the perfect time to stock up in the freshers week sale. Ends Monday at 5pm BST! 👉 go.were.dog/freshers26
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Weredog! @were.dog · 25/09/2026
😱72HRS REMAINING⏳ Our Freshers Week Sale is ending soon... Don't miss out on 20% OFF our entire inventory including flops, that's an effective 36% off flops. But remember, it's newsletter subscribers only and you can sign up in the top left corner of the site!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 24/09/2026
Who else wears their Dagger out and about? He's so comfy... Sign up to the newsletter for the 20% off code btw! 🤫
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Weredog! @were.dog · 24/09/2026
Freshers Week Sale features OVER 400 Daggers live on the site right now... Been looking to size up? Grab one for 20% OFF this week only! go.were.dog/freshers2026
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/09/2026
📞CALLING PROTOGEN FUCKERS📞 100+ Vertex toys online rn with 20% off in the freshers week sale... Just sign up to the newsletter for the code 🤫
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/09/2026
Pick up your freshers week essentials in the sale for 20% off! Ends this coming Monday, exclusive to newsletter subscribers 💌 👉️ go.were.dog/freshersale26
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Weredog! @were.dog · 22/09/2026
face fucking this fox and he starts talking about the freshers week sale??? like bro i'm tryna bust rn
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Weredog! @were.dog · 22/09/2026
Roscoe's been barking at himself on the TV again 🙃 Pick up a bargain on OVER 2,000 toys in our inventory right now, including Sapphire, Sarah, Lucy, Ranger, Nile and SO MANY MORE! Exclusive to newsletter subscribers, sign up in the top left of our site and get the code right away💞
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Weredog! @were.dog · 22/09/2026
Juniper got the 20% off code... Did you? There's over 2,500 toys just waiting for you to play with in our freshers week sale - even flops are included. A little thank you to our beloved newsletter subscribers, sign up and get first dibs on drops and exclusive sales - like this one!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 21/09/2026
Exclusive to YOU 🫵 A little thank you to all our newsletter subscribers - the sale also applies to flops too! That's an effective 36% discount on flops so you can pick up a BARGAIN this freshers week. Not already signed up? To get the code, just click the mail icon in the top left of the site!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 21/09/2026
😁It's the Freshers week SALE! For one week only, our entire inventory is 20% off including flops. Sign up to the newsletter for the code - if you're already signed up just check your inbox! go.were.dog/freshers26
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Weredog! @were.dog · 21/09/2026
💥20% OFF SALE FOR NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBERS! To celebrate our Freshers week sale kicking off, we just dropped OVER A THOUSAND dildos, penetrables and buttplugs. There's 2,500 toys online right now and they're all discounted, even flop toys! Just sign up to the newsletter in the top left of the site...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 20/09/2026
Good pups always clean up after you're done with them...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 19/09/2026
Get 20% off fox sloppy this weekend! Wondering about wolf blow jobs? Ranger's Muzzle flops are available for the first time ever... 👅 go.were.dog/floptoy
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Weredog! @were.dog · 19/09/2026
💕🥰Gideon my beloved💋💖
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Weredog! @were.dog · 19/09/2026
Pick up Gideon's Muzzle + over 200 more penetrable toys for 20% off in our latest flop drop! 👉 go.were.dog/floptoy
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Weredog! @were.dog · 18/09/2026
Is there anything better than Hellhound Lucy bouncing on it crazy style? 😏 Lucy, Sapphire, Ranger's Muzzle, Nile's Fuckable Cock and SO MANY MORE penetrable flop toys just landed on the inventory btw...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 18/09/2026
Ranger's Muzzle and Nile's Fuckable Cock FLOPS!!! Our two newest toys are now available with 20% OFF for the first time EVER. Very nearly perfect, flop toys have some minor aesthetic imperfection. You may barely notice, but our standards of perfect are very high! 👉 go.were.dog/floptoy
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Weredog! @were.dog · 18/09/2026
✨ It's Friday drop time! Get 20% OFF on OVER 200 penetrable flop toys... There's TONNES of discounted flop penetrable toys available this weekend, including Sarah, Sapphire, Gideon, Lucy, Mae, AND even our newest releases Ranger's Muzzle and Nile's F*ckable Cock! 👉 go.were.dog/floptoy
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Weredog! @were.dog · 13/09/2026
These dancefloor-like colours fell into a lush agate pattern on Azure. Brings you back to the neon lights of the city! 🪩 Get Azure and funky toys like him at go.were.dog/arcanedrop
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Weredog! @were.dog · 13/09/2026
It's Bisexual Visibility Month🩷 💜 💙 We just dropped Dagger in pink, purple, and blue for our artists' experiments!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 12/09/2026
Knorse BUT EVIL! *big red YouTube thumbnail circle* This is one of the hottest colours of knorse we've made.🔥 There's a limited amount, so get one while it's still available
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Weredog! @were.dog · 12/09/2026
As the Knot pludges deep and locks into you, feel satisfied that Ranger looks as magical as he feels 🤤
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Weredog! @were.dog · 11/09/2026
Midnight blue or cloud blue? Which artist's experiment Dagger will you be getting tonight?
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Weredog! @were.dog · 11/09/2026
Introducing the arcane drop! The depths of the starry sky and the lure of blues and purples can all be seen in the hues of this huge drop! 🌌 go.were.dog/arcanedrop
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Weredog! @were.dog · 09/09/2026
We dropped a ton of Sapphire's muzzle experiments! If you want your very own unique dragon (to blow you off under the table), our pinned comment might be your answer 😉
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Weredog! @were.dog · 08/09/2026
Shining gold belly scales and the glistening of royal purple. Sapphire in Regal colouration is back in stock!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 06/09/2026
It's not just artists experiments in this week's drop, we've also restocked Sapphire's Muzzle in set styles! We think she looks STUNNING in her iconic blue hues, with a light blue muzzle fading to a deep cobalt, before finally meeting her jet black hair falling lazily across her face.
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Weredog! @were.dog · 06/09/2026
🦴 Ranger is such a good boy...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 05/09/2026
💛 Inventory highlight! Check out the rich black and gold swirls from this week's Sapphire's Muzzle artist experiments drop, she looks straight out of the dragon's hoard... Right now, our inventory is absolutely bursting with unique pours and restocked signature styles! 👉 go.were.dog/sapphmuzzae
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Weredog! @were.dog · 05/09/2026
A5 Sticker Sheet Gift With Purchase ⚔️ The first 200 orders of any Sapphire's Muzzle will receive this specially designed A5 sticker sheet for free - and there's still a few left! Additional sticker sheets are also available to buy in our accessories section. 👉 go.were.dog/sapphmuzzae
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Weredog! @were.dog · 04/09/2026
✨It's Friday drop time! Sapphire's Muzzle in experimental styles + signature styles restock...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 04/09/2026
One Off Experimental Sapphire's Muzzle Colourations! Check out this stunning selection of one off experimental colourations our artists cooked up - which one is calling to you? There's TONNES more styles to choose from, find your PERFECT Sapphire before it's gone... 👉 go.were.dog/sapphmuzzae
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Weredog! @were.dog · 01/09/2026
However.... it's worth, it's so worth...... 😩
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Weredog! @were.dog · 31/08/2026
Feel the breath of the dragoness warm the base of your shaft as the ridged tongue sends pulses of pleasure through your body. ⚔️ Get Sapphire’s muzzle in the pinned post
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Weredog! @were.dog · 30/08/2026
Something eldritch horror, something knights, they're getting along, you get it!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 30/08/2026
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Weredog! @were.dog · 30/08/2026
You think Sapphire is into this? (She is)
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Weredog! @were.dog · 29/08/2026
Ridged tongue that ripples into a smooth purr as you thrust faster, and a grabable muzzle for a snug throat grip. Get Sapphire today in the pinned post!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 29/08/2026
You pull on her horns, Lips kiss your sheath as you bottom out. She swallows around you as you throb, then obediently gulps around you as you start to fire off down her throat. Her tongue slips out and caresses your balls as your orgasm comes to a shivery end. ⚔️ Meet Sapphire in our pinned post ⚔️
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Weredog! @were.dog · 29/08/2026
Choose your own Sapphire's Muzzle! Coming to you in shades of cobalt hues, or maybe you prefer the muzzle of a raptor or a purple and gold dragon...who could that be? Fulfil your fantasy with different colourations, all available online and ready to ship right now. 👉 go.were.dog/sapphiremuzzle
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Weredog! @were.dog · 28/08/2026
Get to know Sapphire!🪻 She's a feisty dragon, but don't worry- she DOES bite. She’s the top royal knight, skilled in combat, but not so skilled at holding one's liquor. The last guy she knew, he said to her, “Let me train that dragon" She knocked him out. She prefers to start the conversation.
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