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win/shells | sexually They/them | Professional complainer | Shoes US10 | """"biologist"""" | singaporean (sorry) | EN/CN(bad)/DE(worse)

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mallow @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i would like to apologize to the many people i called gay for eating fruit with a knife. this shit feels good as fuck. i feel like the smart monkey from superman
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shgimp
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i watch the alexander cutscenes and then i snap back into reality and the illuminati has snuck tonnes of metal and alloys and gemstones into my pockets
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a lot of ambiguous deaths and like 'camera cuts away before we find out if the character dies' in ffxiv dont really have any power because i saw porn of that guy like. yesterday. i dont think he would be flexing his gaping cumhole if he was dead .
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
zero shadow day today where the sun was like straight above us in the sky. look at the funny ass pictures i got
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sorry to everyone who wishes to see me draw- this shrimp tank is the most important thing in my life now
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
replacing the pogchamp with the lizard is really good. i quite like that lizard.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
canada is what
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
McMollie's
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guy who is not smart enough to vocalize why they think something is wrong: Uhh idk man it just rubs me the wrong way
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Louisoix armstrong be like the colors of the aether so pretty in the sky
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
randomly stumbling on porn artists u liked when u were a teenager feels like randomly opening a door in a shopping mall and stepping into your childhood bedroom
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
irl is in an intelligence gap relationship so extreme that other irls are going "its kinda fucked up that youre dating someone this stupid you act more like a nanny"
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you hold the crystal up to your eye for some strange reason, for just a brief moment, you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55"
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in light of recent news
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Intelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is still one of my faves
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
saw a white guy who was so scrumptiously and distractingly fat and i was staring so hard that i got hit by a cyclist who was also distracted by his gourmandity
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 07/09/2026
man im just tryin 2 look at zabivakas feet
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ok im at heavensward
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i dont understadn the willy coyote porn. hes not a sexual being. in my mind. the only looney toon to have sex is probably bugs bunny. and that little yellow cunt that fucks over sylvester
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
thancred has a womb tattoo on his neck because thats where his womb is
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Delphyne @yourkaijuqueen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a good *pet name* you are! You're such a *degrading term of affection* for mommy. You want me to *verb* your *noun*? Yeah? Youll have to *verb* for me you *adjective* *gendered slur*
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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LucasTheGuy (MINOR!!) @lucas.night.vn.ua · 04/09/2026
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
deitsche pop klassiker: Ich will wieder ham der ham:
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🔞 Sketch @sumiaou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(cw bugs)
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hullooooo hiii hiii whats up hiiii hii iwhats up hiii
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
id like hypnosis porn a lot more if it was a bit more evil and a bit less cartoon
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
lowkey desert and arctic are survivable if u got zero knowledge and only ai. jungle tho They gon Have To Safeword out of Green Hell. The Monkeys and mushrooms Gon make Mr Beats Asshole start Blinking SOS in morse code
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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southern mouse @peerkartosh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fanart for Mina the Hollower. It shows Mina, a cartoony beige mouse in a red tailcoat, sitting on the windowsill of what appears to be a library. She is wearing reading glasses, holding a book and looking at the viewer proudly. Outside the window are orange and yellow trees, and the drawing was made using warm hues, signaling that it's currently autumn.
Text in the center of the image reads: "get ready for autistic girl autumn".
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
somethjng to be said about misogyny and how you can browse outputs for those ai image generator websites and see trillions of pictures of shiny half naked women
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
getting robbed at gunpoint and the robber takes my wallet and opens it and sees my id photo where i look chopped as hell and just closes it back up and hands it back to me while avoiding eye contact
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
wait did i ever post these #ocsky #furryart
Loosely sketched three panel comic of an anthro eagle and coyote. In the first two panels, the eagle is taking off his shirt. In the third, it pans back to reveal that the coyote has been sitting behind him and watching. The eagle asks “can I help you?” with kind of a  wry expression. The coyote is sitting very politely and has an exaggeratedly cute expression with little flowers around him. He’s wagging his tail and says “no.”The same characters, even sketchier. The eagle, feigning indignation, says “I will not be objectified on my own ship.” He’s turned away and is covering his chest with his shirt. Playing along, the coyote replies “oh I would never.”
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
artist merch is just keychains stickers and standees mmmm i love going to cons and spending money on keychainslop. yet more evidence for the existence of a theoretical line between an illustrator and a true creative
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"why havent we explored the rest of the ocean" man its 6 trillion worms
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why does the nurse shake the vial with your blood in it after they draw it. just to check. its liquid 👍 yup. almost got worried there
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
europeans will gleefully take you on a long hike that you are not physically ready for, and when you are at your wits end and coughing and feeling like you are about to die, they will turn around and go "aäh, why did you not have your... äh.. weakness, disclosed to me..?"
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(i pull away from our kiss and a single thread of spit connects us... that thread of spit falls to the ground. it doesnt break. i continue pulling it out from your mouth until i have unravelled all the moisture from your body. i then roll you up and keep you in my fanny pack)
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i dont think her name should be petra parker. shes not russian. she should have a proper new york womans p-name. Patrice. pattie. pattie parker. ay! im swingin ova here!
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