Reposted by ShellsMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149120811980
Reposted by ShellsThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro… 171502138
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i would like to apologize to the many people i called gay for eating fruit with a knife. this shit feels good as fuck. i feel like the smart monkey from superman 1120
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i watch the alexander cutscenes and then i snap back into reality and the illuminati has snuck tonnes of metal and alloys and gemstones into my pockets 091
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a lot of ambiguous deaths and like 'camera cuts away before we find out if the character dies' in ffxiv dont really have any power because i saw porn of that guy like. yesterday. i dont think he would be flexing his gaping cumhole if he was dead . 4151
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026zero shadow day today where the sun was like straight above us in the sky. look at the funny ass pictures i got 2422
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sorry to everyone who wishes to see me draw- this shrimp tank is the most important thing in my life now 3180
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026replacing the pogchamp with the lizard is really good. i quite like that lizard. 070
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026guy who is not smart enough to vocalize why they think something is wrong: Uhh idk man it just rubs me the wrong way 1120
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Louisoix armstrong be like the colors of the aether so pretty in the sky 040
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026randomly stumbling on porn artists u liked when u were a teenager feels like randomly opening a door in a shopping mall and stepping into your childhood bedroom 1355
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026irl is in an intelligence gap relationship so extreme that other irls are going "its kinda fucked up that youre dating someone this stupid you act more like a nanny" 3183
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you hold the crystal up to your eye for some strange reason, for just a brief moment, you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55" 040
Reposted by ShellsIntelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this is still one of my faves 116419
Reposted by ShellsPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right). 187165315068
Reposted by ShellsJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time. 2643141498
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026saw a white guy who was so scrumptiously and distractingly fat and i was staring so hard that i got hit by a cyclist who was also distracted by his gourmandity 1302
Reposted by Shellsduen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 07/09/2026man im just tryin 2 look at zabivakas feet 0546
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i dont understadn the willy coyote porn. hes not a sexual being. in my mind. the only looney toon to have sex is probably bugs bunny. and that little yellow cunt that fucks over sylvester 2201
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026thancred has a womb tattoo on his neck because thats where his womb is 190
Reposted by ShellsDelphyne @yourkaijuqueen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What a good *pet name* you are! You're such a *degrading term of affection* for mommy. You want me to *verb* your *noun*? Yeah? Youll have to *verb* for me you *adjective* *gendered slur* 27520
Reposted by Shellsgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 14059931621
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026hullooooo hiii hiii whats up hiiii hii iwhats up hiii 262005465
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026id like hypnosis porn a lot more if it was a bit more evil and a bit less cartoon 3191
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026lowkey desert and arctic are survivable if u got zero knowledge and only ai. jungle tho They gon Have To Safeword out of Green Hell. The Monkeys and mushrooms Gon make Mr Beats Asshole start Blinking SOS in morse code 2291
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026somethjng to be said about misogyny and how you can browse outputs for those ai image generator websites and see trillions of pictures of shiny half naked women 1130
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026getting robbed at gunpoint and the robber takes my wallet and opens it and sees my id photo where i look chopped as hell and just closes it back up and hands it back to me while avoiding eye contact 0240
Reposted by Shellsbug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026wait did i ever post these #ocsky #furryart 3546113
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026artist merch is just keychains stickers and standees mmmm i love going to cons and spending money on keychainslop. yet more evidence for the existence of a theoretical line between an illustrator and a true creative 091
Reposted by ShellsUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 04130791
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"why havent we explored the rest of the ocean" man its 6 trillion worms 1210
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026why does the nurse shake the vial with your blood in it after they draw it. just to check. its liquid 👍 yup. almost got worried there 5160
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026europeans will gleefully take you on a long hike that you are not physically ready for, and when you are at your wits end and coughing and feeling like you are about to die, they will turn around and go "aäh, why did you not have your... äh.. weakness, disclosed to me..?" 4463
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026(i pull away from our kiss and a single thread of spit connects us... that thread of spit falls to the ground. it doesnt break. i continue pulling it out from your mouth until i have unravelled all the moisture from your body. i then roll you up and keep you in my fanny pack) 4328
Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i dont think her name should be petra parker. shes not russian. she should have a proper new york womans p-name. Patrice. pattie. pattie parker. ay! im swingin ova here! 0312