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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I hate crying sexism but I do feel like everyone was completely ignoring menopause until some guy named Perry got it

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I can’t stop thinking about Widow’s Bay

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’m a butch lesbian. My wife is a femme lesbian. Men always try to talk to her and it makes me so jealous. Talk to ME. She’s not even enjoying you, bro. She’s so bored by you. I love Jackass and Quentin Tarantino movies. Stop bothering her and let’s go to Buffalo Wild Wings.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

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Jon Poole @total2total.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Morning 😂.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

These two things are completely unrelated, so don’t even think of trying to make a connection between them

Aaron Rupar O @atrupar.com
Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"
In 3 0:20cans are under babied. What does under babied mean? That

Why Two Big Companies Just Cut Paid Family Leave
Deloitte and Zoom are among the employers reducing support for working parents, signaling a retreat from a “golden age of benefits.”

Listen · 6:54 min
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By Claire Cain Miller
Claire Cain Miller has covered family policies like paid leave since 2014.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Mark Zuckerberg built a massive data center in Georgia just hundreds of yards from people’s homes. Now the water pressure is gone. Sinks don’t run. Toilets won’t refill. Homes shake nonstop. Power outages are routine.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/05/2026

Getting down to it

First Google autocomplete for “can someone else invite” is “can someone else invite a vampire into your home”

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Why is the Kentucky Derby happening? Can we let the horses rest? You can bet on if it’s going to rain tomorrow. We do not need to bring horses into this anymore.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

25% of young men are now active sports betters and I can’t help but think that if there was a societal problem that affected 25% of young women we would probably ignore that too.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Girl, are you a data center? Because you’re loud as hell and a nuisance to the neighborhood.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

WOIMSDAY THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/04/2026

john fetterman is in the same groupchats

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2026

“Our research consistently revealed that one of the best predictors of a sleepless night was having a gong sound near one’s bed,” said lead author Dr. Sylvia Mott

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Poor Sleep Linked To Gong

CHICAGO—Concluding that the costs of keeping such a device in the bedroom far exceeded the benefits, a study released Monday by the University of Chicago’s sleep lab found a strong link between poor s...

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

*seeing my checking account get low* Uh…I’m pivoting to AI.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us! White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you

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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

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Mike Levin @mikelevin.org · 28/03/2026

This is your daily reminder that Trump and Republicans are spending billions of your tax dollars on an unauthorized war in Iran and Stephen Miller’s ICE agenda while gutting Medicaid, slashing SNAP, and driving up your health care costs.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

DOGE fired everyone in the government unless they promised to do insider trading.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

You’re trying to fly to a work conference for a job you used to love, but now resent. You do the work of 3 people after the AI layoffs. The TSA agent installed by the last GOP president yells at you to take your shoes off. The ICE agent installed by this one thinks you’re reaching for a weapon.

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Jess A. Goldberg 🇵🇸 @jessagoldberg.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

if you're travelling and you are a documented citizen (esp if you're white/white-passing), you need to speak up & interrupt any racial profiling you witness. We are absolutely defeated if we allow ICE agents to harass people in the broad light of crowded airports. Don't be a good deputy citizen.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Anybody need a place to stay in Philly for the World Cup June 18-July 5? I am going away and need someone to watch my dog and water my garden in exchange for a World Cup crash pad. You scratch my dog’s back and I scratch yours.* *only people who aren’t insane apply please

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

When you charge your phone with an old school non-lightning USB, your battery should take longer to drain. Getting to 62 took patience. Foresight. I worked hard for those percentages. They should work hard for me, too.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

New show idea: Stoned jeopardy. You get two guesses and one “sounds like.” The other players can help in exchange for an even money split at the end. Adult animation is always a category. If you get a question wrong, Ken Jennings assures you he’s not mad at you.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

When I set up my Apple wallet a long time ago I misspelled my name as Samandra and I thought it was so funny until today when I went to get a package and they said “you are not Samandra.” I know. Nobody is. That sounds like a reptile with long eyelashes.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Right now living in America feels like being on a bus driven by a mad man and if you point out that we’re obviously barreling towards our doom, like 30% of the people on the bus start screaming at you. And they have guns.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

These dipshits really renamed it the department of war and then started WW3 not even 6 months later

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

They’re replacing Kristi Noem with AI because now that can botch a mission and kill innocent people too

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Crazy that the US is bombing schools but our gas prices going up will be the line in the sand for a lot of Americans. “Horrors beyond comprehension? That’s fine. Paying double to drunk drive my lifted truck around the suburbs of Indianapolis? I’m taking to the streets.”

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A guy on LinkedIn said immigrants and AI are equal threats to the economy. I disagree. One of them lies, steals, and takes American jobs. The other is immigrants.

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Love the likelihood of civil war infographic

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’m looking for copywriting work. All of my experience falls under consumer products, entertainment, and political messaging. Basically, if you need a professional comedy writer who’s performed on the tonight show to make your brand, TV show, or candidate look clever, @ me!

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Episode 2 of my fake sitcom is so here

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Some guy yelling at the price is right about Bari Weiss and CBS

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