Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 12hquaker oafs? like Pennsylvania senator John Fetterman? 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026disposable stuff, stuff that ends up in a landfill, should basically be illegal 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026listen buster, no more ice cream cone for you, well maybe one million bombs tho 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just heard a podcast trailer about Austin Tice, journalist who disappeared in Syria more than a decade ago, that ends with a teaser like “i think we know where he is” - like bitch just tell me. and his mom 000
Reposted by Sam HandwichThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 621728348
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don’t know what the FUCK this liberty biberty thing is, that’s why i’m glad i get my insurance from NJM, which i guess stands for No Jingles or Mascots? anyway i heard about them through ads 001
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bari weiss failing upwards but the glass ceiling is bulletproof and she gets squashed like a bug 031
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nor’easter implies xnor’easter, termed schrödinger’s jesus 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if you can’t handle me at my mid’sommar you don’t deserve me at my nor’easter 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s truly incredible that gems like “protects but does not bind (etc)” and “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” are from random posters and not, like, Socrates or whoever 010
Reposted by Sam HandwichCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 252248105791
Reposted by Sam HandwichCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105402100
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i would pay $100 for a VAGRANT STORY remaster on switch 2 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bari weiss is definitely on ozempic, right? nothing wrong with that, just noticeable 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“motherfucker” is a slur against the oedipal community 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026say what you will about epstein, but i don’t think he was a dogfucker 000
Reposted by Sam HandwichChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798601563
Reposted by Sam HandwichMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i'm not reading what that dumbass wrote 48110072
Reposted by Sam HandwichJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image: 54614135
Reposted by Sam HandwichFuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026wanted to re-listen to Blowback Cuba season in light of Events and went ahead and listened to season 1 again too and blowback pod should be mandatory high school course 092
Reposted by Sam HandwichMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He made the catch with a baby in his arms 🤯 2914013
Reposted by Sam HandwichHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130751227
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*decemberists sea shanty* we were sub mariners 🎶 there were no survivors 🎶 001
Reposted by Sam HandwichE. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 13/09/2026The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on. 1191777359
Reposted by Sam Handwich🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth 692894602
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the first color baby predators can see is infrared 000
Reposted by Sam HandwichK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026dreamt about a soup called "cream of comfort" 1434852
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when 9/11 happened i was eating toast at home before school. one of my parents called and told me “they’re attacking us with planes” 000
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026they made a website just for youclownopedia.fandom.comClownopediaWelcome to Clownopedia, where everything's all about clowns. As a community we at Clownopedia value our contributors and have managed to build a sizable following, however as with all communities ther... 000
Reposted by Sam HandwichSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10/09/2026what the fuck 6625117
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026oh so it’s illegal to dress up like ninjas with friends now 001
Reposted by Sam Handwichceej @ceej.online · 07/09/2026snapping the neck of the one disturbingly-large sperm that wriggles wetly from my penis after orgasm 13633
Sam Handwich @samhandwitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026renaming the entire US of A, and every geographic feature therein, to New America. Welcome to the New America in New America, New America, New America. 000
