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The Sailorman

@sailorwayne.bsky.social
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DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig? No blank feeds and f followbacks. (I RP and do not 💜 often)

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look how cool these stances are.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're reading a Discover feed-ass account if there ever was one.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm really gonna miss Kate Upton.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's fun how Hazel punched Vlad in the dick on her way out the door.
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Kalyn Kahler @kalynkahler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
here’s a snippet from the FBI presser on Daejon Love- the man who the FBI alleges posed as a fake Niners player to scam dozens of women and steal their money. The FBI believes there are even more victims & say that along with fraud, there are allegations of violence.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pathetic.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're very polite and diplomatic though looking forward to after the election and you can really unload on shoom the feckless.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stroke the shaft The head's off limits!
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Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You're with me, Leather
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I refuse to believe Hazel Mae is anything but a bingo caller employed by ownership.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I think"
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel less freaky when I reply to a more famous/popular account's post at 4 in the morning and they react moments later. #UpAllNight
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Canada: Just eat the fuckin' thing.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Help donate to Salt Cree First Nation's legal defense fund so they can continue to defy anti-LGBTQ+ laws in Canada and provide a safe haven for all trans and two spirit people gofund.me/2fed4d879
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Donate to Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund, organized by James Makokis
Help Saddle Lake Cree Nation Defend Treaty Health Rights and Pr… James Makokis needs your support for Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spelling it "faeces" like that's going to make it some fancy shit.
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BlueHighwind Ver.BlueSky @bluehighwind.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bluehighwind.blogspot.com/2026/08/lets... - So here we go, I'm re-posting the WYTS comments in full article form. Let's Remember Some Civil Unrest! will be here in this thread if you want to read these, I should have all 32 up before the Broncos' first game.
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Let's Remember Some Civil Unrest! 1969 West Las Vegas Riots
Reviews, Commentary, and Nonsense
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Defector @defector.com · 02/09/2026
It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It sucks that I learned Mr.Beast's actual name today. Stop humanizing fuckheads.
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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what really bothers me is that stock performance isn’t a capital injection or anything, it’s how execs structure their compensation it’s just rich assholes gaming the system to get themselves and their friends paid more
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Considrring I feel like I've been found masturbatingbin the town square if I switch to "Discover" feed, it's about time.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do you think wolverine knows how many juno awards the barenaked ladies have won?
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/08/2026
Attacking Jeffries is not “attacking Democrats during an election.” It’s “rooting out traitors during a war.”
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@army777666.bsky.social account named army and no mention of Israel. Strange, innit?
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
While Canadian and American federal, state, provincial, and municipal leaders and orgs are freaking about about the failed trade talks you just know the paedo in chief is golfing with that blonde weirdo chasing him around the course.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Lemme hear ya now! Ooooooo I'm never as safe as when I'm gently cradled by deez truck nuuuuuutz!"
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Mike Babulic @mikebabulic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Saw this today…
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Holy shit what are you going to eat?
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sean @snkhn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ontario scene report: pittsburgh-themed tanning salon
Tanning In The Burgh, a Pittsburgh sports themed tanning salon in Beamsville, ON
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If Vancouver can't fill the arena why have Toronto Tempo games there?
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the relevant context for AI data center water usage isn't how much water other things use. it's that AI data centers use it on malevolent anti-human dogshit and therefore every single drop of it is an appalling inexcusable crime against humanity
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
HOORAY!
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love this place so much.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@mayoroliviachow.ca Maybe you can talk about doing this. You're not doing a damn thing to save the science centre, bike lanes, establish city-owned grocery stores, or ontario place.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/08/2026
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats theonion.com/purina-debuts-new-slov…
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@theserfstv.bsky.social Sorry it was from APTN News. Someday I'll learn to use the internet.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Galaxy brain meme

First panel: Sam Altman sucks and I want to see him suffer

Second panel: Sam Altman sucks, but his sexuality shouldn't be used as a weapon of coercion because that also sucks

Third panel: Sam Altman created a tool that sucks and is also being used to deny rights to people just like Sam Altman because ultimately power seeks to defend itself and no one else and Sam Altman has power now on a level unheard of in modern life

Fourth panel: Late stage capitalism sucks and hurts everyone
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Holy shit much as it hurts, he speaks the truth.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I never knew there were keg-sized boxes of wine.
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Defector @defector.com · 03/08/2026
Gaelic football legend David Hickey wants war profiteers out of his sport: defector.com/gaelic-footb...
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Gaelic Football Legend David Hickey Wants War Profiteers Out Of His Sport | Defector
DUBLIN — David Hickey was built for Gaelic football, the sport that can’t stick to sports. Hickey, who was a two-time GAA all-star and four-time All-Ireland winner as a half-forward for Dublin, used…
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BlueHighwind Ver.BlueSky @bluehighwind.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I like this website because I can post in the comments of these posts a short history of the German Coast slave rebellion or the NY Shakespeare Riots and nobody ever tells me to go away or stick to the topic at hand.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
can’t the jews have one thing
Jaw harp (aka a Jew’s harp) marketed as “snoopy’s harp”
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tracy Morgan
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very few people know things like this. When in doubt, share.
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☆ DOLLY ☭ DARKO ☆ @lola.wretchedearth.org · 23/07/2026
yeah i think id date a cis girl, but only if she had a penis
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
more like Patrick Retirementhomes
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh look! They are all huge recipients of donations from the fossil fuels industry! Qu'elle grands suprises!
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