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The Sailorman

@sailorwayne.bsky.social
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DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig? No blank feeds and f followbacks. (I RP and do not 💜 often)

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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 3h
I knew the bottling plant piece! I learned that in history class! Newfoundland, on the other hand, gonna Newfoundland.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 13h
So they can simultaneously deny water to Palestinians and drown multiple Palestinians.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 13h
It sickens me how confidently I would bet on them also being a paedo.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 13h
I don't want to pedant up your reply but do you think there should be a superlative in front of cold, brutal, stupid? Especially before stupid?
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 13h
Oh wow there are going to be so many new youtube videos about the loser/felon/murderer/adulterer.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 13h
I love you're all just dying to say the craziest shit. I mean the most important analysis.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 14h
Discovered last week that Junior loves raw mushrooms. I'm guessing your idea is more elaborate.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
How about a big huge boxing glove pops out of a jack in the box and slugs them back to the stone age?
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
Who is this oompah loompah lookin' mafk?
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
I'd guess cat's at least as disturbed by his scalp as I am.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
Let's see if NYT fires him. That rag is due a jolly good defectoring.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
I still feel bad for teej-he's a decent cat among Yankees fans. If they lose to Tampa Bay they're bringing shame upon the AL East.
ta.pa
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
So every president after 1800 sucked donkey balls. This tracks.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
Sounds just like a Quebecker...
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
Quebec likes Pepsi and the rest of the country likes Coke.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
I'm glad I don't recall Dennis Hasaturd immediately but I do know Sex Pest Jim Bakker so safe to assume they're both getting a grand tour of their special places in hell. Oh wait Dennis Paedo Cover-up Hasaturd? Creepier than Sick Jim Bakker is ambitious Satan will reward.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 15h
Which is good because Tom raised the price to "pay the Jags coverage premium"...
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This subscription pays for itself yet again.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oooooo! Let's see how nyt glazes this donut.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al, you sleazy puke, I hope you choke on broccoli.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that cat wearing boxing gloves?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look how cool these stances are.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Jesus Christ."
The New York Times
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh haaaiii Julieee thanks but jailbait is problematic for me. I hope you make lots of whatever it is you're after. Be well. I'm also olden and wracked by inhibition.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hannity hat diesen beschissenen Kriegsverbrecher eingeladen? Es ist verdammt schwer zu sagen, wer von beiden das größere kranke Arschloch ist.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hannity had this POS war criminal on? So hard to discern which is the sicker fuck.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME WHO DO I KILL FIRST MY LORD
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're reading a Discover feed-ass account if there ever was one.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If she were a successful swimmer we wouldn't be here.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will ask for it when I drop by the local on Wednesday. They had Giri's book. Also, staff and another customer were ragging on Post Malone when I last visited which was cracking me up. Congratulations!
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been reading all week Stafford actually bites but full credit that was a fun 2nd half.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol I'd trade my child for that t-shirt.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations! You win! That was the trillionth time it's been posted. Please collect your STOS communicator at customer srrvice.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both so great! To Live and Die in L.A. has a wicked soundtrack.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahaha I love him
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elias Koteas was so great in this.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sixteen Candles "You know... black and white would just capture the moment"
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do touchdowns take place in other locations other than the end zone?
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Greek myth one with Harry Hamelin and the metal owl.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah... ya know, I'm really gonna miss Kate Upton.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know you're a piece of shit when fucking Erdoğan is telling you to knock it off with the genocide.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social "why not all three?!"
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is the lead Dana Carvey?
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm really gonna miss Kate Upton.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol lectuting the freakin pope on the antichrist. "DO I COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU WORK AND SLAP YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT AVOLYTE'S MOUTH"
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They'd feel free from any consequences to say something like that on Rogan's pod. Rogan wouldn't push back.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What?!!
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guarantee Pope had to restrain themself from choking that stupid fuck.
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How did the interviewer not punch them in the temple? I guess if they were smart they'd be waiting for them to say something more heinous.
"Jesus Christ."
The New York Times
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The Sailorman @sailorwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine delivering food or people for those petty fuckers.
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