Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is a dream scenario for Air Disasters stans everywhere (I mean it's terrible for the pilot and all the other souls on board but Air Ds hive lives for this shit) 020
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026love too see the cowboys snatch defeat from the jaws of victory 050
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Too cheap to pay for the WatchAFL app, too square to 🏴☠️ a stream, just annoying enough to lay on the couch and sulk because I can’t watch Kylie’s AFL Grand Final performance live 000
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You need to stay alert at the plate otherwise you'll end up WITH TAPE ALL OVER YOUR FACE 052
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*sad BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*theaviationist.comFinal A-10C Thunderbolt II Leaves Nellis AFBA month after the final training sortie with the 66th Weapons Squadron, the last A-10C Thunderbolt II assigned to Nellis AFB has left the base. The last 020
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Love too pay $7 for a single 12 oz can of Topo Chico lime at a conference 000
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I will kiss on the mouth anyone who gives me the password for the HubSpot Unbound WiFi network 010
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you need me next April you can find me in Southern California 110
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026DICK VASE DICK VASE I need to hurry up and hire a finish carpenter to build me a mantel because DICK VASE www.liveauctioneers.com/item/2403709... 121
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love when my PSE&G bill tells me "your gas usage is higher than usual this month." That's because I haven't had a gas range or furnace for the last six years, dummies!! 000
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ew, Chris Fowler, don’t give a fucking hagiography about Zverev’s “a testament to his growth and maturity” FOH 130
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think Siniakova has the prettiest service motion on the tour. Good for her and Taylor Townsend. 001
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve been thinking about going back to a regular watch, guess I have my answer now. 110
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I still can’t believe @vinnycrackers.bsky.social @kliakos.com and I were at Sabalenka-Noskova, Tiafoe-Michelsen AND Alcaraz-Shelton yesterday/this morning 040
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I HAVE BEEN AT THE TENNIS SINCE 10 AM YESTERDAY IM TIRED BOSS 150
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Everybody turn on ESPN, @vinnycrackers.bsky.social is gonna try to get on camera behind Andy Roddick 010
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everyone cheering for Michelsen needs their browser history checked 001
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I showed my aunt, who gets kidney stones all the time, the Longhorn hydration chart and she just asked for a glass of water to be a good teammate. 030
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Don’t look now but Venus and Serena just got bounced out of the second round of doubles 000
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I wish I could add UPS trucks to Find My Friends. I bought a really cunty purse for the Open and it's out for delivery but I want it nowwwww 010
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I bought my first house in July, and the process was...fraught. My landlord sold my apartment to a guy who wanted to live in it, so I had 60 days to vacate. Every time I'd get outbid, I'd think, "This is just going to make my installment of The Hunt that much better." Please enjoy.nytimes.comHow Far Can $375,000 Go for a First-Time Buyer in a Philadelphia Suburb? 12312
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026same energystatic.klipy.comArrested Development But It Might Work For UsAlt: But It Might Work For Us 021
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It bums me out that no one ever taps the “pressure is a privilege” sign when they enter Ashe 000
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don’t know why there’s a shot of Camden, NJ’s very own Donkey’s Place in the USTA’s “hey, normie, you should play tennis” promo but I’m not mad at it 130
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Good lord the pants factory has lost the plot. Poor Frances Tiafoe’s outfit is ridiculous! 100
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I knew ten of them. Am I immature? Chronically online? WHO CAN SAY?? 200
Reposted by ClarePolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Novak Djokovic is Tennis Aaron Rodgers 131
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you’re a Novak Djokovic hater, I hope you’re watching Mariano Navone and the inexorable march of time pick him apart 1170
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Are the Bengals good this year?static.klipy.comThorgy Thorgythor Reacts: Aw, Jesus... GrossAlt: Thorgy Thorgythor Reacts: Aw, Jesus... Gross 000
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've been within an hour's drive of Dollywood twice and both times I wasn't able to go. Dollywood is my Hajj now. 140
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Heads up that the Imagination Library donation site is getting slammed rn (AS IT SHOULD BE) but be patient, the confirmation email just takes a few minutes to arrive. 030
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026*unintelligible Italian noises*42freeway.comReport: Uncle Giuseppe’s Italian Grocery Coming to Moorestown; Barnes & Noble, PetSmart Status Uncertain - 42 FreewayUncle Giuseppe's Marketplace Italian Supermarket is planned for Moorestown. Stated to be current location of Barnes & Noble and PetSmart 110
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Programming alert: the last ten minutes of 8 Mile are on right now 120
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Someone at this bar has been playing all Sabrina Carpenter for the last 45 minutes but not Almost Love and it’s pissing me off! 010
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026To the person who scheduled a 3 pm Friday meeting when I have NO OTHER MEETINGS TODAY, I hope your cereal goes soggy instantly, forever. 020
Clare @missclare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026NOT A DRILL: WEIRD AL TINY DESK www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4I-...youtube.com'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 020
