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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 4h
last night you were in my room, and now my bedsheets smell like you [an AGM-114 Hellfire rocket]
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 15h
“Tinker” Taylor: Soldier Spy
Top Secret Clip Art - Spy Girl - Secret Agent Girl Cartoon Clipart
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahem…
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stevelevitsky.bsky.social @stevelevitsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lucan Way and I have been writing about competitive authoritarianism for more than 25 years. We never thought we'd write this piece. www.journalofdemocracy.org/articles/com...
journalofdemocracy.org
Competitive Authoritarianism in America | Journal of Democracy
The United States has slid into competitive authoritarianism. The slide has been modest and remains reversible—but it is real. Even after Donald Trump, American democracy will remain fragile.
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John Voelcker @johnvoelcker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, New York, New York. Street-parking a #Tesla Cybertruck in the deep East Village is ... a choice.
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Shivvers in Fear 🙀 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Marshawn Lynchm suited up and talking into a mic. He's wearing shades and a cap
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
H-mart gimbap pants ok
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#wtf #santana ktla.com/news/califor...
ktla.com
Extremely venomous African viper loose in Southern California neighborhood, police say
An extremely venomous and potentially deadly Gaboon viper was recently spotted loose in a residential area of Orange County, according to the Santa Ana Police Department. The viper was most recentl…
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Comments under an inspirational image that says, Good things come your way the humble and thankful. 

Dana Glance comments, do u believe this? OP Allie Wonsley says, ? ya of course lol why not. 

In two separate comments, Dana replies, way u live and flounce around. Going around. Having lettuce wraps almost every day. 

(extra rice noodles as well)
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FDA recommends peas porridge in a pot nine days old
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
inflation is out of control, a Spanish colonial piece of eight is now $699
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
lemonde.fr
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
counterpoint: Panda Express actually is a meaningful bridge between the two powers
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
widow’s bay ass
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Murmuration ❤️ #birds
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/09/2026
vibe check
green hill against a cloudy sky with a large white NO inscribed on it
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the Maya had a calendar called the Haab’ that had 18 months of exactly 20 days long plus 5 days of garbage time when you dont wash or comb your hair or leave the house, because the five days of Wayeb’ was spooky time. Seems like a good system.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 20/09/2026
I hope they brought their coats
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Widows Bay episode episode 5 Chris Fleming
Leo pointing at the tv meme
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
are you telling me a Fun Trick Noisemaker stereo’ed these apples?
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘oh my god he admit it guy’ from I Think You Should Leave dabbing
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the uncanny studio54-men
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Benny Six Six Six-Cats @teeveeben.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What in the gasoline cult shit is this?!
ktla.com
‘Close to 1,000’ vehicles surrendered at Orange County e-bike buyback event
Nearly 1,000 vehicles, including e-bikes and e-motorcycles, were surrendered at a buyback event in Orange County on Sunday.  A spokesperson with the Orange County District Attorney’s Offi…
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
say hello to my little friend
a screech owl named Goblin with a dilation issue
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what the hell did I just watch #Hope
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
🪩🐔
A social media exchange between two chicken chain restaurants, Chicken Boogie and Wings Goofy. Text: Chicken Boogie:
Who is in the mood for CHICKEN???

WingsGoofy:
hey, everybody likes chicken! we respect your game, Chicken Boogie! cluck cluck.

Chicken Boogie:
Chicken Boogie is the best chicken! But yours is good too!

WingsGoofy:
? all chicken is good chicken! haha! we both offer great chicken for our fans! cluck!

Chicken Boogie: 
Sure yeah! Some of us are just fresher and more discotastic than others!!! :)

WingsGoofy:
wow! you are being a little bit of a bitch to
me! cluck.

(aside: chicken bitch is another restaurant)
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we should defeat Lord Naritsugu in the marketplace of ideas
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Terence Tao @teorth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A group of 25 Fields Medalists, including myself, have made a joint declaration on Math and AI: mathandai.org . We welcome additional signatories. See also this article in the Economist announcing the declaration: www.economist.com/science-and-...
mathandai.org
Declaration — Math and AI
Read the declaration and add your name.
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the American zeitgeist has two modes, Muslim erasure and Islamophobia, despite their presence from the founding
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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sage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sponsored content #hogwater
image of a farmer in front of hogs with the rising sun behind him with the text “use promo code: “Heaven” for 10% off Hogwater now
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crude flying this morning—Brent now above $104/bbl. Wheels coming off.
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
checking the drama from your alt
Carrie Fisher crouching in a metal trash can, only here eyes and the top of her head are visible, circa 1970s
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
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